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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11650 on: June 16, 2014, 11:47:55 AM »
have you guys read this pile of crap?

http://espn.go.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/48527/punchless-royals-can-hang-in-weak-central?ex_cid=espnapi_public

My god, he completely discredits the Royals by calling the Central a weak division. The Central has completely mumped up the AL East. What a joke.

FWIW... KC is 11-15 vs. the AL Central and 25-17 vs. everyone else.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11651 on: June 16, 2014, 11:49:56 AM »
is there a single person on ESPN's MLB staff that doesn't make you want to vomit a little bit? or at least give you the pre-vomit tingles kind of?

i guess i've kind of come around on Buster a little bit, but my god he's so serious and nerdy

Karl Ravech, so serious and canadian
John Kruk, fat lard of grease
Barry Larkin  :zzz:
Tim Kurkjian, even more serious
Jayson Stark, probably has a crow bar up his behind

Turn the dial over to MLB network. Harold Reynolds, John Smoltz, Al Leiter.... Its way better than ESPN

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11652 on: June 16, 2014, 11:50:27 AM »
is there a single person on ESPN's MLB staff that doesn't make you want to vomit a little bit? or at least give you the pre-vomit tingles kind of?

i guess i've kind of come around on Buster a little bit, but my god he's so serious and nerdy

Karl Ravech, so serious and canadian
John Kruk, fat lard of grease
Barry Larkin  :zzz:
Tim Kurkjian, even more serious
Jayson Stark, probably has a crow bar up his behind

Turn the dial over to MLB network. Harold Reynolds, John Smoltz, Al Leiter.... Its way better than ESPN
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11653 on: June 16, 2014, 11:59:17 AM »
what about aaron boone?
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11654 on: June 16, 2014, 12:00:52 PM »
i can't wait to go home from the usa match and fire up strikeout.co to find that verlander has given up 6 runs in 3 and a third  :love:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11655 on: June 16, 2014, 12:02:57 PM »
i can't wait to go home from the usa match and fire up strikeout.co to find that verlander has given up 6 runs in 3 and a third  :love:

If usa wins and Royals win wow that would just be a tip top day.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11656 on: June 16, 2014, 12:37:07 PM »
is there a single person on ESPN's MLB staff that doesn't make you want to vomit a little bit? or at least give you the pre-vomit tingles kind of?

i guess i've kind of come around on Buster a little bit, but my god he's so serious and nerdy

Karl Ravech, so serious and canadian
John Kruk, fat lard of grease
Barry Larkin  :zzz:
Tim Kurkjian, even more serious
Jayson Stark, probably has a crow bar up his behind

Turn the dial over to MLB network. Harold Reynolds, John Smoltz, Al Leiter.... Its way better than ESPN

Hearing Reynolds talk about baseball is a joy. Peter Gammons too.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11657 on: June 16, 2014, 02:07:37 PM »
BITB doing BITB things right now

such a pro

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11658 on: June 16, 2014, 02:10:33 PM »
i love alex guys. i wish ned loved him as much as i do and would give him more at bats than aoki and hos but whatevs.

http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2014/6/16/5812308/alex-gordon-royals-strikeouts-contact
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11659 on: June 16, 2014, 02:11:06 PM »
BITB doing BITB things right now

such a pro

what is that dork saying
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11660 on: June 16, 2014, 02:19:05 PM »
BITB doing BITB things right now

such a pro

what is that dork saying

his mom thinks the royals win out, he isnt in total disagreement with her. lots of I told you guys we were good just need an ace to win the whole thing. i love him very very much

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11661 on: June 16, 2014, 02:19:53 PM »
BITB doing BITB things right now

such a pro

what is that dork saying

his mom thinks the royals win out, he isnt in total disagreement with her. lots of I told you guys we were good just need an ace to win the whole thing. i love him very very much

he does love talking about his mom and her royals fandom lol
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11662 on: June 16, 2014, 02:21:58 PM »
BITB doing BITB things right now

such a pro

what is that dork saying

his mom thinks the royals win out, he isnt in total disagreement with her. lots of I told you guys we were good just need an ace to win the whole thing. i love him very very much

he does love talking about his mom and her royals fandom lol
on fathers day of all days. man brings some sort of zeal.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11663 on: June 16, 2014, 04:37:41 PM »
Let's kick the crap out of Verlander tonight, guys.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11664 on: June 16, 2014, 05:14:48 PM »
ok  :thumbsup:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11665 on: June 16, 2014, 05:38:30 PM »
i love alex guys. i wish ned loved him as much as i do and would give him more at bats than aoki and hos but whatevs.

http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2014/6/16/5812308/alex-gordon-royals-strikeouts-contact

that dude's on adderall.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11666 on: June 16, 2014, 06:28:29 PM »
is there a single person on ESPN's MLB staff that doesn't make you want to vomit a little bit? or at least give you the pre-vomit tingles kind of?

i guess i've kind of come around on Buster a little bit, but my god he's so serious and nerdy

Karl Ravech, so serious and canadian
John Kruk, fat lard of grease
Barry Larkin  :zzz:
Tim Kurkjian, even more serious
Jayson Stark, probably has a crow bar up his behind

Turn the dial over to MLB network. Harold Reynolds, John Smoltz, Al Leiter.... Its way better than ESPN

Hearing Reynolds talk about baseball is a joy. Peter Gammons too.

Especially Gammons.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11667 on: June 16, 2014, 07:31:11 PM »
Where is everyone??  Royals are down 2.  Get back to your positions.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11668 on: June 16, 2014, 07:31:43 PM »
Only down one now!!!!

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11669 on: June 16, 2014, 07:32:17 PM »
Come on boys!

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11670 on: June 16, 2014, 07:33:21 PM »
Billy!  :excited:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11671 on: June 16, 2014, 07:33:28 PM »
OH MY GOD, WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE!!!!

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11672 on: June 16, 2014, 07:33:46 PM »
BOOM!!!

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11673 on: June 16, 2014, 07:33:57 PM »
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11674 on: June 16, 2014, 07:34:07 PM »
That was a cookie with three chocolate chips on it