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Re: The Royals
« Reply #71825 on: August 09, 2017, 07:31:24 PM »
cahill looks just like a country breakfast, jr.  although for the sake of being more witty, i would, were i he, label myself country breakfeast.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #71826 on: August 09, 2017, 07:37:34 PM »
i guess there's no real point in being witty if you suck, though.  mr. zoombiya is clever, but only because dyson is fast.  if he were slow it'd be pointless.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #71827 on: August 09, 2017, 07:42:37 PM »
i don't like this redbird pitcher's hair, arm angle, uniform fit or torso.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #71828 on: August 09, 2017, 07:44:39 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #71829 on: August 09, 2017, 07:46:47 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #71830 on: August 09, 2017, 07:48:29 PM »
good job outta the only two medium fast players we have left.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #71831 on: August 09, 2017, 08:23:09 PM »
breakfast jr is the worst baseball player i've ever seen.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #71832 on: August 09, 2017, 08:24:38 PM »
Can we have Woods back?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #71833 on: August 09, 2017, 08:25:07 PM »
Let's go ahead and bench Cahill.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #71834 on: August 09, 2017, 08:26:57 PM »
Dump Cahill.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #71835 on: August 09, 2017, 08:29:23 PM »
I was hopeful after the trade, but there was probably a reason the Padres are terrible. All these pitchers stink.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #71836 on: August 09, 2017, 08:30:19 PM »
wow.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #71837 on: August 09, 2017, 08:30:28 PM »
I like maurer

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #71838 on: August 09, 2017, 08:32:16 PM »
This is what happens when you trade all your SP, you get retread SP that "put up promising stats" in the rough ridin' NL.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #71839 on: August 09, 2017, 08:33:46 PM »
Fyi we are going to the playoffs

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #71840 on: August 09, 2017, 08:34:20 PM »
if the royals' players hate omw and like the new super shitty san diegans, they deserve to lose, so eff them.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #71841 on: August 09, 2017, 08:34:39 PM »
Play in game? Or the actual?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #71842 on: August 09, 2017, 08:36:48 PM »
Remember when nerdery new-to-baseball types were like, "man, vargy could win cy young"???

Lol, he throws 82
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #71843 on: August 09, 2017, 08:38:08 PM »
Of course, those were the same people who thought Hamels was a good signing.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #71844 on: August 09, 2017, 08:40:17 PM »
The same fucktards who didn't recognize that we were getting crap value for manea, lamb, montgomery, finnegan, strahm, reed (those are just the lh sp we dealt).
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #71845 on: August 09, 2017, 09:00:39 PM »
Dayton getting the melk man makes the Cahill trade forgivable
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #71846 on: August 09, 2017, 09:01:47 PM »
the milkhammer!
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #71847 on: August 09, 2017, 09:02:41 PM »
I bet scott Alexander never thought in a million years he'd see an ab in a royals uni.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #71848 on: August 09, 2017, 09:08:06 PM »
I hope Alexander gets the win tonight.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #71849 on: August 09, 2017, 09:11:55 PM »
Not sure this Card is toeing the rubber.