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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66700 on: August 30, 2016, 11:35:09 PM »
"that's kansas city. now THAT'S kansas city.  cain runs himself.  they get an E2.  and THAT'S kansas city." - John Sterling of WFAN on Cain's tying run.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66701 on: August 30, 2016, 11:42:25 PM »
i want us to get a grand salami 


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66702 on: August 30, 2016, 11:43:03 PM »
They might stretch betances 3 innings

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66703 on: August 30, 2016, 11:46:36 PM »
We're about to be behind again

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66704 on: August 30, 2016, 11:49:35 PM »
it makes my physically ill to see sorryia on the mound


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66705 on: August 30, 2016, 11:50:01 PM »
i am ill watching this game right now


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66706 on: August 30, 2016, 11:50:30 PM »
If Austin can get a hit off anyone it's soria

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66707 on: August 30, 2016, 11:52:05 PM »
If he walks Austin then he should be released while he is still on the mound

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66708 on: August 30, 2016, 11:54:08 PM »
There's a 100% chance gardener gets a hit here

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66709 on: August 30, 2016, 11:57:37 PM »
Soria u piece of garbage

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66710 on: August 31, 2016, 12:00:50 AM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66711 on: August 31, 2016, 12:02:39 AM »
how unfortunate.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66712 on: August 31, 2016, 12:03:38 AM »
2nd time this year Soria can't field a comebacker....and a run scores....perhaps the winning run just like last time

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66713 on: August 31, 2016, 12:03:45 AM »
so gross :frown:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66714 on: August 31, 2016, 12:05:42 AM »
Soria has an uncanny ability to allow lead off hitters on base and also an uncanny ability to allow the next guy on base so that he always has 2 mf'ing guys on base with no outs

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66715 on: August 31, 2016, 12:08:02 AM »
not exactly managing like it's the playoffs letting mondesi hit.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66716 on: August 31, 2016, 12:08:42 AM »
not exactly managing like it's the playoffs letting mondesi hit.

good thing we have a mantis, tho.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66717 on: August 31, 2016, 12:13:53 AM »
it's good to have jarrod dyson, who is fast.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66718 on: August 31, 2016, 12:14:39 AM »
what a weird manager.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66719 on: August 31, 2016, 12:18:09 AM »
grand salami time pissclams!


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66720 on: August 31, 2016, 12:19:07 AM »
Cain might have screwed us u guys.  U gotta get a ball in play there

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66721 on: August 31, 2016, 12:19:43 AM »
Can't believe LoCain struck out. 

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66722 on: August 31, 2016, 12:22:37 AM »
my goodness.  i did not expect not to score at all.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66723 on: August 31, 2016, 12:23:37 AM »
Illlegalist pitcher ive ever seen

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66724 on: August 31, 2016, 12:24:03 AM »
2nd and 3rd no out, not a thing