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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66575 on: August 29, 2016, 06:52:04 PM »
its funny to me people think we're lucky

It's the most delicious thing on earth

We have the second worst offense in the American League and we are still in the playoff picture. 

Remember all those fans that gave up any hope in July?

Morons.

I feel like this is in the same vain but I really have no idea what the hell this means
Need another JGuts miracle type performance from G Unit tonight.

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« Reply #66576 on: August 29, 2016, 06:53:22 PM »
Yes, it is delicious

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« Reply #66577 on: August 29, 2016, 06:54:18 PM »
MIR the royals have scored the fewest runs in the AL, but also allowed the fewest runs in the AL

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66578 on: August 29, 2016, 06:54:40 PM »
It's going to put you around .500

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66579 on: August 29, 2016, 06:58:39 PM »
its funny to me people think we're lucky

It's the most delicious thing on earth

We have the second worst offense in the American League and we are still in the playoff picture. 

Remember all those fans that gave up any hope in July?

Morons.

I feel like this is in the same vain but I really have no idea what the hell this means
Need another JGuts miracle type performance from G Unit tonight.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66580 on: August 29, 2016, 07:21:53 PM »
it's just amazing how important this game is.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66581 on: August 29, 2016, 07:26:40 PM »
fast player alert.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66582 on: August 29, 2016, 07:28:11 PM »
that wild pitch was good, because it didn't look like dyson was getting a good read on pineda.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66583 on: August 29, 2016, 07:29:22 PM »
Wow!
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66584 on: August 29, 2016, 07:41:59 PM »
Morales is surprisingly skilled at sliding into home in tight spots
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66585 on: August 29, 2016, 07:45:45 PM »
that was a fun and good baseballey first inning, but surely someone on the royals staff must know that gordon is slow.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66586 on: August 29, 2016, 07:47:09 PM »
maybe they should hire one of those hotshot advanced analytics guys to really get into the stats of which players are fast.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66588 on: August 29, 2016, 07:57:04 PM »
this mondesi guy sucks at the plate, we should bring back Infante


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66589 on: August 29, 2016, 07:58:43 PM »
Baltimore losing 3-1 in the 8th :Chirp:
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66590 on: August 29, 2016, 07:59:30 PM »
this mondesi guy sucks at the plate, we should bring back Infante

can't.  no one really knows if it's the rally mantises or if it's rally mondesi
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66591 on: August 29, 2016, 08:03:38 PM »
gee is kinda dominating the crap out of these fools.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66592 on: August 29, 2016, 08:14:52 PM »
rm1 was a cripple it turns out.  It all makes sense now.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66593 on: August 29, 2016, 08:40:38 PM »
Need another JGuts miracle type performance from G Unit tonight.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66594 on: August 29, 2016, 08:47:24 PM »
miracle G-guts

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66595 on: August 29, 2016, 08:53:54 PM »
gee dominated the crap out of his six innings like an enormous stud.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66596 on: August 29, 2016, 08:56:08 PM »
I really did not want Gee facing those last 2 hitters in the 6th. Both got doubles the time before. But it worked out.  Solid outing Gee.

I think in his last 5 starts, Innings 1-5....Gee has allowed 7 runs in 25 Innings

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« Reply #66597 on: August 29, 2016, 09:00:46 PM »
Wow Gee Wow!

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66598 on: August 29, 2016, 09:12:44 PM »
big john flynn has turned out to be a nice little piece for the royals to have in their back pocket and to pull out and use to dominate innings like this one.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66599 on: August 29, 2016, 09:20:44 PM »
be nice to score a couple here, so other teams don't think we got a cheap win taking advantage of pineda's first inningness.
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