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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60875 on: April 30, 2016, 01:09:03 AM »
Lots of them that sideline judge tho

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« Reply #60876 on: April 30, 2016, 01:09:41 AM »
Do you have a point?

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« Reply #60877 on: April 30, 2016, 01:10:24 AM »
Other than it was always an envious position you never played?

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« Reply #60878 on: April 30, 2016, 01:25:52 AM »
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Rarely any first-baseman, amateur or pro plays the position because it's been their lifelong dream to do so. Maybe 90% of all first-baseman in pro ball are there because there's absolutely no way they can stick at anywhere else. First base has generally been represented by those whose bat needs to be in the lineup but can't play a position. And anybody who can't play first base will have a very tough time sticking as an everyday major leaguer, unless the bat is ungodly good.

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First base is normally the position that fat and nonathletic players end up at, but as I previously mentioned, if a first baseman can't hit then you might as well consider him a goner.




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« Reply #60879 on: April 30, 2016, 01:28:16 AM »
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« Reply #60880 on: April 30, 2016, 01:30:29 AM »
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« Reply #60881 on: April 30, 2016, 01:32:20 AM »
Mo was signed to be a DH, and only to play 1B on those rare occasions that Hos gets a day off. And I mean rare.

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« Reply #60882 on: April 30, 2016, 01:37:11 AM »
I love Hoz u guys.  Always have

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« Reply #60883 on: April 30, 2016, 01:38:34 AM »
Mo was signed to be a DH, and only to play 1B on those rare occasions that Hos gets a day off. And I mean rare.

You're confused somehow thinking I'm talking about hosmer and I'm not. Morales is the only example on the team and not a very good one, but when he plays (and played with other teams) d, he's 1b.

The fat slow guy was in context of 1b being the easiest position.  Now if you excuse me i'm going to post another fat first baseman

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« Reply #60884 on: April 30, 2016, 01:40:28 AM »
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« Reply #60885 on: April 30, 2016, 01:41:11 AM »
Mo was signed to be a DH, and only to play 1B on those rare occasions that Hos gets a day off. And I mean rare.

You're confused somehow thinking I'm talking about hosmer and I'm not. Morales is the only example on the team and not a very good one, but when he plays (and played with other teams) d, he's 1b.

The fat slow guy was in context of 1b being the easiest position.  Now if you excuse me i'm going to post another fat first baseman



Yes. Fielder is fat...and, in fact, more than fat. But he somehow hits.

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« Reply #60886 on: April 30, 2016, 01:44:00 AM »
I love Hoz u guys.  Always have

Finally a Kim post I can agree with.   :)

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60887 on: April 30, 2016, 01:44:35 AM »
Fat guys are usually great at hitting  :thumbs:
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« Reply #60888 on: April 30, 2016, 02:12:03 AM »
Fat guys are usually great at hitting  :thumbs:

what if there are equal numbers of fat guys and thin guys and fat and thin guys are equally good at hitting, but there are 7.5 positions for thin guys and 1.5 positions for fat guys?
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« Reply #60889 on: April 30, 2016, 02:23:05 AM »
Half a fat guy is a thin guy so you get an extra player or something 
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60890 on: April 30, 2016, 07:39:30 AM »
Holy crap this thread was awful last night. I assume lots of Friday night paking led to this.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60891 on: April 30, 2016, 07:46:36 AM »
Baseball is so dumb

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« Reply #60892 on: April 30, 2016, 07:59:38 AM »
It really is.  it needs to hurry up and die.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60893 on: April 30, 2016, 08:56:44 AM »
The Royals will win tonight.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60894 on: April 30, 2016, 09:15:13 AM »
We had plenty of bad stretches last year. Like this one.



In fact, we lost 4 in a row three different times. http://kansascity.royals.mlb.com/schedule/sortable.jsp?c_id=kc&year=2015

Sometimes it's hard to remember. We will be fine, a good stretch of ball is coming.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60895 on: April 30, 2016, 09:20:55 AM »
Cfor3 was delightful. Sorry I missed it live.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60896 on: April 30, 2016, 10:03:02 AM »
Salvy hit 2 balls hard in that last AB. We should've tied the damn game.

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« Reply #60897 on: April 30, 2016, 10:35:38 AM »
Holy crap this thread was awful last night. I assume lots of Friday night paking led to this.

I apologize for everyone
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60898 on: April 30, 2016, 10:38:07 AM »
Holy crap this thread was awful last night. I assume lots of Friday night paking led to this.

I apologize for everyone

I was actually on point last night. Felt good.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60899 on: April 30, 2016, 10:39:29 AM »
i enjoyed the fat boy pics