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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59575 on: April 13, 2016, 09:16:17 PM »
sys, get a moose ready. i think he's gonna hit a ding dong here after Escobar's AB

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59576 on: April 13, 2016, 09:18:25 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59577 on: April 13, 2016, 09:19:07 PM »
sys, get a moose ready. i think he's gonna hit a ding dong here after Escobar's AB

wouldn't that be something.  using their own stadium to beat them.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59578 on: April 13, 2016, 09:19:20 PM »
Hosmer is due for a dong
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59579 on: April 13, 2016, 09:22:54 PM »
illegal ump

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59580 on: April 13, 2016, 09:23:13 PM »
i don't care for the way their manager put in a lefty to take away moose's homer.  it's a cheap and dirty way to play the game.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59581 on: April 13, 2016, 09:23:58 PM »
Hosmer is due for a dong

Especially against a guy named Pat.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59582 on: April 13, 2016, 09:24:23 PM »
Our starting rotation looks like 96 braves you guys

chris young = pete smith?


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59583 on: April 13, 2016, 09:25:06 PM »
I get the feeling we could see a gore sighting tonight
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59584 on: April 13, 2016, 09:25:41 PM »
Our starting rotation looks like 96 braves you guys

chris young = pete smith?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59585 on: April 13, 2016, 09:27:00 PM »
lol at neshek the dan quisenberry wanna-be


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59586 on: April 13, 2016, 09:27:42 PM »
by my count there were two illegal pitchers used that inning.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59587 on: April 13, 2016, 09:28:45 PM »
by my count there were two illegal pitchers used that inning.

That's business as usual in stinkville

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Re: The Royals
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59589 on: April 13, 2016, 09:34:21 PM »
i guess i'm not used to teams that don't take any pride in how they play the game.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59590 on: April 13, 2016, 09:36:56 PM »
I'm not a big fan of their illegal dirt

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59591 on: April 13, 2016, 09:38:11 PM »
HHD?  Or maybe we get our wang out?
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59592 on: April 13, 2016, 09:40:08 PM »
i assume davis is off limits tonight.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59593 on: April 13, 2016, 09:43:29 PM »
i assume davis is off limits tonight.

Ned said maybe, but he'd be reluctant to use him.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59594 on: April 13, 2016, 09:43:42 PM »
Dick Duffy has entered the ballgame to save the game for royals!
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59595 on: April 13, 2016, 09:43:56 PM »
That being a triple not a double was a big factor. Altueve is a hard hit out to Esky if we aren't playing way in. 

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59596 on: April 13, 2016, 09:44:31 PM »
morales can look so bad in some at bats.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59597 on: April 13, 2016, 09:49:30 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59598 on: April 13, 2016, 09:49:41 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #59599 on: April 13, 2016, 09:49:54 PM »
morales can look so bad in some at bats.

Salvy looks horrible in like 80% of his ABs