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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54200 on: October 28, 2015, 01:02:20 PM »
#WackysMomEyeHernia
It's a real thing, guys, and she lost her sight in that eye officially, so knock it off! @kslim  :shakesfist:
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54201 on: October 28, 2015, 01:03:28 PM »
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/live/2015/oct/28/world-series-new-york-mets-kansas-city-royals

Parts of this are just fantastic. Here's a tiny excerpt:

"Both teams are lined up on the diamond now, and they’re introducing Ned Yost who “is a witch”, according to a man from Sports Illustrated, and good luck to him. Other players being announced, jogging out and rapping knuckles with compadres. People in the crowd waving socks in the air. Mike Moustakas is introduced to boos which are moos, like they do with Boo Weekley in the golf. People dancing about. Both pitchers warming up their bull-pens. Coloured water shooting into the air from special fountains."
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54202 on: October 28, 2015, 01:03:47 PM »
Bautista followed me on twitter.  :ohno:

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Re: The Royals
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54204 on: October 28, 2015, 01:06:48 PM »
#WackysMomEyeHernia
It's a real thing, guys, and she lost her sight in that eye officially, so stop it! @kslim  :shakesfist:
hey man we played for HER

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he has been following me for a couple years now, he never likes to talk about things tho so he sucks at twitter.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54205 on: October 28, 2015, 01:06:53 PM »
I just made cartoon Johnny Cueto my computer background. Last time I did that he had the super good game, so you do the math.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54206 on: October 28, 2015, 01:08:55 PM »
#WackysMomEyeHernia
It's a real thing, guys, and she lost her sight in that eye officially, so stop it! @kslim  :shakesfist:
hey man we played for HER
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54207 on: October 28, 2015, 01:09:41 PM »
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/live/2015/oct/28/world-series-new-york-mets-kansas-city-royals

Parts of this are just fantastic. Here's a tiny excerpt:

"Both teams are lined up on the diamond now, and they’re introducing Ned Yost who “is a witch”, according to a man from Sports Illustrated, and good luck to him. Other players being announced, jogging out and rapping knuckles with compadres. People in the crowd waving socks in the air. Mike Moustakas is introduced to boos which are moos, like they do with Boo Weekley in the golf. People dancing about. Both pitchers warming up their bull-pens. Coloured water shooting into the air from special fountains."

And Murphy is out. Chris Young has outed them. Outed them all.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54209 on: October 28, 2015, 01:13:16 PM »
The guy on the right, :shouldershrug: eff it, yeah I'll hit that. :bigtoke:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54210 on: October 28, 2015, 01:15:36 PM »
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Re: The Royals
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54212 on: October 28, 2015, 01:31:40 PM »
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/live/2015/oct/28/world-series-new-york-mets-kansas-city-royals

Parts of this are just fantastic. Here's a tiny excerpt:

"Both teams are lined up on the diamond now, and they’re introducing Ned Yost who “is a witch”, according to a man from Sports Illustrated, and good luck to him. Other players being announced, jogging out and rapping knuckles with compadres. People in the crowd waving socks in the air. Mike Moustakas is introduced to boos which are moos, like they do with Boo Weekley in the golf. People dancing about. Both pitchers warming up their bull-pens. Coloured water shooting into the air from special fountains."

And Murphy is out. Chris Young has outed them. Outed them all.

this is a great blog.  great find.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54213 on: October 28, 2015, 01:34:01 PM »
Bautista followed me on twitter.  :ohno:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54214 on: October 28, 2015, 01:38:26 PM »
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/live/2015/oct/28/world-series-new-york-mets-kansas-city-royals

Parts of this are just fantastic. Here's a tiny excerpt:

"Both teams are lined up on the diamond now, and they’re introducing Ned Yost who “is a witch”, according to a man from Sports Illustrated, and good luck to him. Other players being announced, jogging out and rapping knuckles with compadres. People in the crowd waving socks in the air. Mike Moustakas is introduced to boos which are moos, like they do with Boo Weekley in the golf. People dancing about. Both pitchers warming up their bull-pens. Coloured water shooting into the air from special fountains."

And Murphy is out. Chris Young has outed them. Outed them all.

this is a great blog.  great find.

His nicknames for Moose are great (actually all the nicknames)

On the mound, the round Bartoli Colon, flinging it at Mike “Mike Dukakis” Moustakas ...

Popped into foul territory where Mike “Loves A Souvlaki” Moustakas takes an easy catch.

GREAT STUFF THE MOO-MAN, GREAT STUFF

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54215 on: October 28, 2015, 01:40:40 PM »
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/live/2015/oct/28/world-series-new-york-mets-kansas-city-royals

Parts of this are just fantastic. Here's a tiny excerpt:

"Both teams are lined up on the diamond now, and they’re introducing Ned Yost who “is a witch”, according to a man from Sports Illustrated, and good luck to him. Other players being announced, jogging out and rapping knuckles with compadres. People in the crowd waving socks in the air. Mike Moustakas is introduced to boos which are moos, like they do with Boo Weekley in the golf. People dancing about. Both pitchers warming up their bull-pens. Coloured water shooting into the air from special fountains."

And Murphy is out. Chris Young has outed them. Outed them all.

this is a great blog.  great find.

it's the Australian baseball equivalent of steve dave blogging a soccer ball game.

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Re: The Royals
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54217 on: October 28, 2015, 01:49:21 PM »
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/live/2015/oct/28/world-series-new-york-mets-kansas-city-royals

Parts of this are just fantastic. Here's a tiny excerpt:

"Both teams are lined up on the diamond now, and they’re introducing Ned Yost who “is a witch”, according to a man from Sports Illustrated, and good luck to him. Other players being announced, jogging out and rapping knuckles with compadres. People in the crowd waving socks in the air. Mike Moustakas is introduced to boos which are moos, like they do with Boo Weekley in the golf. People dancing about. Both pitchers warming up their bull-pens. Coloured water shooting into the air from special fountains."

"Michael Conforto, now. Runners on first and second. And “Moo” Moustakas takes a high ball near his third base. That’s the second out. Here’s ... Ha. Wilmer Flore, who’s sporting a beard best described as a tiny bit of hair right on the point of his chin. Rest of his face is completely nude, like the buttocks of baby Jesus. And there on his chin, ha ... oh my. It’s the head of a badger poking its head out the hide. Ha. What’s doing, Mets? Is there a bet?"  :lol:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54218 on: October 28, 2015, 01:49:56 PM »
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/live/2015/oct/28/world-series-new-york-mets-kansas-city-royals

Parts of this are just fantastic. Here's a tiny excerpt:

"Both teams are lined up on the diamond now, and they’re introducing Ned Yost who “is a witch”, according to a man from Sports Illustrated, and good luck to him. Other players being announced, jogging out and rapping knuckles with compadres. People in the crowd waving socks in the air. Mike Moustakas is introduced to boos which are moos, like they do with Boo Weekley in the golf. People dancing about. Both pitchers warming up their bull-pens. Coloured water shooting into the air from special fountains."

And Murphy is out. Chris Young has outed them. Outed them all.

this is a great blog.  great find.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54219 on: October 28, 2015, 01:56:38 PM »
"Okay. Here’s Escobar. He aimed up to bunt first go. First name Alcides. Sounds like a balm for indigestion. He ... whacks it low... but is picked off, fine play by the short stop who slung it to first base JUST as the runner got there, it was very close but the first base umpire punched an imaginary dwarf in the face to signal, you’re outta there."  :lol:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54220 on: October 28, 2015, 02:06:31 PM »
"None out. And the Mets warm up a new pitcher, a chubby man, look of Fred Flintstone about him."
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54221 on: October 28, 2015, 02:31:25 PM »
The same guy did the Niner's game which debuted that Aussie RB.  He's very entertaining.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54222 on: October 28, 2015, 02:36:25 PM »
Lots of butthurt about the "Mystery Substance" that Salvy has on his shin guard. 

http://nypost.com/2015/10/28/royals-catchers-mystery-shinguard-substance-raises-questions/
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54223 on: October 28, 2015, 02:39:54 PM »
Lots of butthurt about the "Mystery Substance" that Salvy has on his shin guard. 

http://nypost.com/2015/10/28/royals-catchers-mystery-shinguard-substance-raises-questions/
gotta love the post, i read further down. intriguing to say the least

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54224 on: October 28, 2015, 03:05:28 PM »