Guyz, crazy vivid royals dream last night.
I am signed by the royals for 1 game because everyone gets hurt at yhe last second. I get all excited and want to call my mom/gf/buds and let them know but i'm running late and have to pickup my uniform.
They didn't have a normal uniform for me since i was a 1 day signee so they end up giving me some knockoff Chinese version.
Game starts and in the first inning there is a Massive Brawl(bats swinging, benches empty etc). I stayed in the dugout because i am brand new and these professional atheletes are huge.
Alex Gordon gets punched in the jaw and is knocked down to the ground and just goes Apeshit. He starts wrestling with an opposing player, gets him in a headlock and starts poking eyes and doing all sorts of dirty stuff.
Eventually they break up the fight but end up canceling the game because the fight was so bad. After the game is over i finally have time to call everyone and let them know the Royals signed me but no one believes me because they never saw me at the game and the jersey i am wearing is a cheap chinese knockoff.