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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30425 on: October 29, 2014, 03:22:45 PM »
Guys, whatever happens tonight, this has been a fun ride.


Coming from almost anyone else, I would reject this, but since it's from you _fan, I will accept. Hope you have a good night, friend.






But let's rough ridin' win.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30426 on: October 29, 2014, 03:34:46 PM »
Ya what's with the loser talk this crap is in the rough ridin' bag!

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30427 on: October 29, 2014, 03:39:40 PM »
Guys, I already said we'll win.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30428 on: October 29, 2014, 03:50:18 PM »
word around the water cooler today is in fact, that we will win.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30429 on: October 29, 2014, 03:52:33 PM »
In the words of ADJC, "the muscular Midwest is flexing and it has been a pretty incredible seven days for sports fans in Kansas."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30430 on: October 29, 2014, 04:02:30 PM »
IF we get a guy at 2nd with less than 2 outs Bum is coming in no matter the inning.  Bank on that crap.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30431 on: October 29, 2014, 04:06:54 PM »
GUISE!!!! (Especially @Spracne)

I've been using the #broil in my texts with a few buds over the past month or so (again, all credit to Spracne, that clever SOB).

So my buddy just shoots about 6 of us a text that says, "you guys all have these coming..."



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Gonna win 'em all!
My bro wore his #BROIL shirt to the game last night. Was setting 2 rows behind some old fat dude who was wearing a hoody and resembled Steve Perry. My bro kicked his ass.

@Spracne, really disappointed that you haven't commented on this awesome shirt based off your amazing puns.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30432 on: October 29, 2014, 04:07:01 PM »
IF we get a guy at 2nd with less than 2 outs Bum is coming in no matter the inning.  Bank on that crap.
Good. Bring that tired ass arm out here.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30433 on: October 29, 2014, 04:07:14 PM »
My boss is freaking out about bumfarter coming in after two innings. he doesnt understand it will already be 4-0 by then

He doesn't scare me as a reliever. And you're right, he'll come in after the Royals already lead while Bochy is hoping to stay close. Won't matter.
:thumbsup: is that your _fan predicto?

Yeah. Roys get a couple across in the 2nd. San Fran comes back with a run in the 3rd, Roys add one more in the bottom half. Bum comes in with the Royals ahead 4-1 in the 5th. Royals get one off of Bum when Hos hits another jack. San Fran tacks a meaningless run on late, Roys win 5-2.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30434 on: October 29, 2014, 04:08:03 PM »
Parade route official. Friday 11am sprint center down grand. End at Union Station. Commence heavy drinking.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30435 on: October 29, 2014, 04:08:52 PM »
guys I am in a pool at work, where you pick 5 squares on a big board, then they randomly draw #'s 0-9 up and down. By the luck of the squares I picked, my winning results for $200 would be:

Royals 3-0
Roy. or SF 13-3
SF 2-1
SF 8-5
SF 7-6

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30436 on: October 29, 2014, 04:08:54 PM »




Gonna win 'em all!

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30437 on: October 29, 2014, 04:13:51 PM »
Is it felt?
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30438 on: October 29, 2014, 04:16:29 PM »
Guys why the eff do my boss and his boss decide to pow wow right by my cube at like 4pm when I'm trying to leave early?!!>  :shakesfist: :dubious:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30439 on: October 29, 2014, 04:19:47 PM »
I wouldn't have thought a learned and sophisticated world traveler such as yourself would be a cube person. 
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30440 on: October 29, 2014, 04:26:37 PM »
I know it's bullshit we're like the only country in the whole company cubin' it up.  My boss doesn't even have a cube.  Real shortage of offices over here.  Which, again, is bullshit.  It's sort of a Danish thing not to have cube.  Something about low power distance or something.  Bullshit.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30441 on: October 29, 2014, 04:29:18 PM »
GUISE!!!! (Especially @Spracne)

I've been using the #broil in my texts with a few buds over the past month or so (again, all credit to Spracne, that clever SOB).

So my buddy just shoots about 6 of us a text that says, "you guys all have these coming..."



:excited:


Gonna win 'em all!
My bro wore his #BROIL shirt to the game last night. Was setting 2 rows behind some old fat dude who was wearing a hoody and resembled Steve Perry. My bro kicked his ass.

@Spracne, really disappointed that you haven't commented on this awesome shirt based off your amazing puns.

wtf? I totally missed this even though you @'d me like a bagillion times.  :facepalm:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30442 on: October 29, 2014, 04:31:01 PM »
canadian friend of mine is on vaca with his wife and kids. he just told them to get mumped from 7-10pm tonight.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30443 on: October 29, 2014, 04:41:56 PM »
canadian friend of mine is on vaca with his wife and kids. he just told them to get mumped from 7-10pm tonight.
More like 7-11:30. There are going to be about a million pitching changes.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30444 on: October 29, 2014, 04:42:00 PM »

GUISE!!!! (Especially @Spracne)

I've been using the #broil in my texts with a few buds over the past month or so (again, all credit to Spracne, that clever SOB).

So my buddy just shoots about 6 of us a text that says, "you guys all have these coming..."



:excited:


Gonna win 'em all!
My bro wore his #BROIL shirt to the game last night. Was setting 2 rows behind some old fat dude who was wearing a hoody and resembled Steve Perry. My bro kicked his ass.

@Spracne, really disappointed that you haven't commented on this awesome shirt based off your amazing puns.

wtf? I totally missed this even though you @'d me like a bagillion times.  :facepalm:
now I'm confused. Is the :facepalm: for you or me? The shirt is pretty :facepalm : worthy, but it is also :lol: that my buddy made a shirt with one of your puns.


Gonna win 'em all!

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30445 on: October 29, 2014, 04:43:03 PM »

Is it felt?
negative. Would have been way better if it was.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30446 on: October 29, 2014, 04:53:23 PM »
canadian friend of mine is on vaca with his wife and kids. he just told them to get mumped from 7-10pm tonight.

I was hoping to see your Canadian friend at mae's  :frown:
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30447 on: October 29, 2014, 05:19:20 PM »

GUISE!!!! (Especially @Spracne)

I've been using the #broil in my texts with a few buds over the past month or so (again, all credit to Spracne, that clever SOB).

So my buddy just shoots about 6 of us a text that says, "you guys all have these coming..."



:excited:


Gonna win 'em all!
My bro wore his #BROIL shirt to the game last night. Was setting 2 rows behind some old fat dude who was wearing a hoody and resembled Steve Perry. My bro kicked his ass.

@Spracne, really disappointed that you haven't commented on this awesome shirt based off your amazing puns.

wtf? I totally missed this even though you @'d me like a bagillion times.  :facepalm:
now I'm confused. Is the :facepalm: for you or me? The shirt is pretty :facepalm : worthy, but it is also :lol: that my buddy made a shirt with one of your puns.


Gonna win 'em all!

The :facepalm: was how I missed this last Tuesday.  Don't know where my head was at.  Needs some sizzlin' heat lines, IYAM.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30448 on: October 29, 2014, 05:20:02 PM »

Is it felt?
negative. Would have been way better if it was.


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It will be, once he gets his hands on it.  Zingzingzing.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #30449 on: October 29, 2014, 06:01:36 PM »
i want another one of these you guys  :excited: