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Re: The Royals
« Reply #2825 on: April 09, 2013, 10:09:42 AM »
Nuts Kicked that is completely outrageous. Ketchup never wins, I mean never. They just arbitrarily add points to ketchup's total during the season.

I only go to one, maybe 2 games per year, and ketchup always wins when I am there. Maybe I'm just the most unlucky Royals fan in the world or something, because I want nothing more than to see ketchup fall on his fat red face, and he never does.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #2826 on: April 09, 2013, 10:19:20 AM »
ketchup fell flat on its face about 2/3 through the race. Relish's shoes came off, which allowed it to catch up to mustard. Relish dove across the line a fraction of a second before mustard.

you gotta be fracking me. so is there like a rules committee i can take this to? gotta be some kind of rule that you have to keep your shoes on...
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #2827 on: April 09, 2013, 10:56:00 AM »
is there a kenpom-type thingie for MLB? seems like there should be, since MLB is so stats-oriented. Predictive database would be pretty BA

Can confirm it would be BA

They have Pythagorean win-loss:

http://www.fangraphs.com/library/index.php/principles/expected-wins-and-losses/
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #2828 on: April 09, 2013, 12:05:33 PM »
Tied for 2nd wildcard with Minny :love:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #2829 on: April 09, 2013, 12:15:50 PM »
Baseball stats are ridiculous. "Chipper Jones leads the league in RBI's when the runner in scoring position stole one of the bases while facing a LHP in a divisional series following a lost series in interleague play in which he was batting under .250."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #2830 on: April 09, 2013, 12:53:49 PM »
ketchup fell flat on its face about 2/3 through the race. Relish's shoes came off, which allowed it to catch up to mustard. Relish dove across the line a fraction of a second before mustard.

you gotta be fracking me. so is there like a rules committee i can take this to? gotta be some kind of rule that you have to keep your shoes on...

Oh look, KSC is being a butthurt loser again omgz    :dubious:
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #2831 on: April 09, 2013, 12:57:40 PM »
ketchup fell flat on its face about 2/3 through the race. Relish's shoes came off, which allowed it to catch up to mustard. Relish dove across the line a fraction of a second before mustard.

you gotta be fracking me. so is there like a rules committee i can take this to? gotta be some kind of rule that you have to keep your shoes on...

Oh look, KSC is being a butthurt loser again omgz    :dubious:

don't wanna hear it, cheater!
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #2832 on: April 09, 2013, 02:20:09 PM »
is there a kenpom-type thingie for MLB? seems like there should be, since MLB is so stats-oriented. Predictive database would be pretty BA

Can confirm it would be BA

They have Pythagorean win-loss:

http://www.fangraphs.com/library/index.php/principles/expected-wins-and-losses/

Based on that, we're on pace to win 65% of our games.

THAT'S 106 GAMES, YOU GUYS!!!

That formula says we would probably win 96 games last year, we won 72. So we're 10 games better than last year with a very small sample size.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #2833 on: April 09, 2013, 02:24:10 PM »
Baseball stats are ridiculous. "Chipper Jones leads the league in RBI's when the runner in scoring position stole one of the bases while facing a LHP in a divisional series following a lost series in interleague play in which he was batting under .250."

Those aren't baseball statistics. Those are ESPN broadcasters killing air time.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #2834 on: April 09, 2013, 03:11:06 PM »
is there a kenpom-type thingie for MLB? seems like there should be, since MLB is so stats-oriented. Predictive database would be pretty BA

Can confirm it would be BA

They have Pythagorean win-loss:

http://www.fangraphs.com/library/index.php/principles/expected-wins-and-losses/

Based on that, we're on pace to win 65% of our games.

THAT'S 106 GAMES, YOU GUYS!!!

That formula says we would probably win 96 games last year, we won 72. So we're 10 games better than last year with a very small sample size.

Oh gosh, time for me to peace the eff out of this thread  :sdeek:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #2835 on: April 09, 2013, 05:06:23 PM »
bold prediction:

ROYALS SCORE 10+ RUNS TODAY

Bet ya a beer we don't.

Bet you a dozen Einstein bagels!! We don't need runs for Guthrie!

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #2836 on: April 09, 2013, 06:59:11 PM »
Baseball stats are ridiculous. "Chipper Jones leads the league in RBI's when the runner in scoring position stole one of the bases while facing a LHP in a divisional series following a lost series in interleague play in which he was batting under .250."

Those aren't baseball statistics. Those are ESPN broadcasters killing air time.

No, those are baseball statistics. Elias tracks rough ridin' everything dude. Maybe not statistics that many people will ever use or even see but crap that scouts keep an eye on.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #2837 on: April 09, 2013, 07:43:06 PM »

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #2838 on: April 09, 2013, 07:44:01 PM »
only thing stoppin' these boys today is that bitch mother nature

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #2839 on: April 09, 2013, 08:39:53 PM »


"You want to stand next to someone and not be able to hear them, walk your ass into Manhattan, Kansas." - [REDACTED]

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #2840 on: April 09, 2013, 09:49:12 PM »
only thing stoppin' these boys today is that bitch mother nature

Beer me 'blast :dance: :drink:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #2841 on: April 09, 2013, 09:50:43 PM »
wtf is Rex Hudler talking about? this goes for always.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #2842 on: April 09, 2013, 09:52:39 PM »
wtf is Rex Hudler talking about? this goes for always.

If the Royals make a run at the division and people start watching Hud will be canned.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #2843 on: April 09, 2013, 09:57:43 PM »
only thing stoppin' these boys today is that bitch mother nature

Beer me 'blast :dance: :drink:

damn. will take 7 though.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #2844 on: April 09, 2013, 09:58:46 PM »
only thing stoppin' these boys today is that bitch mother nature

Beer me 'blast :dance: :drink:

damn. will take 7 though.

I'll take anything that gives us a W

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #2845 on: April 09, 2013, 09:59:56 PM »
CALL IT FOR WEATHER FUCKERS

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #2846 on: April 09, 2013, 10:01:08 PM »
can't wait until Holland gets a 1-2-3 inning

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #2847 on: April 09, 2013, 10:01:33 PM »
I hate Holland(pitcher not country) so much

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #2848 on: April 09, 2013, 10:02:57 PM »
You cant walk people as a closer, you just can't. That needs fixed.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #2849 on: April 09, 2013, 10:03:37 PM »
Glad we got the win but eff Greg.