The Royals

[nicname]

Welp, Go Royals!

[jtksu]

Opening day is only like a week away. I hear they're looking for a lefthanded bat to platoon with Frenchie!

[bones129]

Opening day is only like a week away. I hear they're looking for a lefthanded bat to platoon with Frenchie!

Let's hope not. Granted, Frenchie had an off year, but that's no reason to platoon him out of the chute this season. Give him a chance the first month. The Royals' system is rich with outfielders, so if JF doesn't work out, the problem can be solved within the system.

[jtksu]

Opening day is only like a week away. I hear they're looking for a lefthanded bat to platoon with Frenchie!

Let's hope not. Granted, Frenchie had an off year, but that's no reason to platoon him out of the chute this season. Give him a chance the first month. The Royals' system is rich with outfielders, so if JF doesn't work out, the problem can be solved within the system.

The article I read suggested that any candidate would likely be found internally.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Is throwing $20 on the Royals to win the Central at +875 odds stupid? What are their chances, I don't follow them so I have no idea. I like winning (yankees fan)

[Cartierfor3]

Is throwing $20 on the Royals to win the Central at +875 odds stupid? What are their chances, I don't follow them so I have no idea. I like winning (yankees fan)

Its the tigers division, but what the hell, 20 might be worth it

[CHONGS]

It's the Sox's division.

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[EMAWmeister]

Deadspin ?@Deadspin 1h
Is this really the Royals mascot getting a lap dance from a totally nude woman (NSFW, obvs.): http://deadsp.in/prmEWef

['taterblast]

 

this season is looking up!

[Kat Kid]

It's the Sox's division.

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[michigancat]

Deadspin ?@Deadspin 1h
Is this really the Royals mascot getting a lap dance from a totally nude woman (NSFW, obvs.): http://deadsp.in/prmEWef

koppe was involved somehow.

[kim carnes]

Deadspin ?@Deadspin 1h
Is this really the Royals mascot getting a lap dance from a totally nude woman (NSFW, obvs.): http://deadsp.in/prmEWef

 

[EMAWmeister]

Deadspin ?@Deadspin 1h
Is this really the Royals mascot getting a lap dance from a totally nude woman (NSFW, obvs.): http://deadsp.in/prmEWef

koppe was involved somehow.

 

[scottwildcat]

Slugerrr is a BAMF

[CNS]

You guys should demand a new thread and let these last 103 pages of losery losing go to the round bin.  It's spring.  Renew this crap team with a fresh start and a blank slate.

[Rage Against the McKee]

I disagree. I think you should keep this thread going so when the Royals are finally bringing home the pennant, we can all look back and see who just jumped on the bandwagon and who has stayed true to the blue.

[MakeItRain]

Deadspin ?@Deadspin 1h
Is this really the Royals mascot getting a lap dance from a totally nude woman (NSFW, obvs.): http://deadsp.in/prmEWef

koppe was involved somehow.

Not surprised consdering all of the mark ass behavior involved with this story and I'm not talking about Slugger. Who the eff takes pictures of a stripper at a bachelor party, and then sends the pictures to everyone? And then the bad person who sent the pic to deadspin needs to have his ass kicked. Whoever was in the costume is going to lose his gig and the groom has to answer to his wife because these douches have big mouths. You people who find this humorous bother me and I'm not sure anyone who does can be trusted.

Also thats what you get when you pay for a stripper for a bachelor party? That chick looked methed out and had National Geographic tits.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Deadspin ?@Deadspin 1h
Is this really the Royals mascot getting a lap dance from a totally nude woman (NSFW, obvs.): http://deadsp.in/prmEWef

koppe was involved somehow.

Not surprised consdering all of the mark ass behavior involved with this story and I'm not talking about Slugger. Who the eff takes pictures of a stripper at a bachelor party, and then sends the pictures to everyone? And then the bad person who sent the pic to deadspin needs to have his ass kicked. Whoever was in the costume is going to lose his gig and the groom has to answer to his wife because these douches have big mouths. You people who find this humorous bother me and I'm not sure anyone who does can be trusted.

Also thats what you get when you pay for a stripper for a bachelor party? That chick looked methed out and had National Geographic tits.

They probably only payed like $20 for the stripper and $200 to get Slugger to appear.

[michigancat]

Deadspin ?@Deadspin 1h
Is this really the Royals mascot getting a lap dance from a totally nude woman (NSFW, obvs.): http://deadsp.in/prmEWef

koppe was involved somehow.

Not surprised consdering all of the mark ass behavior involved with this story and I'm not talking about Slugger. Who the eff takes pictures of a stripper at a bachelor party, and then sends the pictures to everyone? And then the bad person who sent the pic to deadspin needs to have his ass kicked. Whoever was in the costume is going to lose his gig and the groom has to answer to his wife because these douches have big mouths. You people who find this humorous bother me and I'm not sure anyone who does can be trusted.

Also thats what you get when you pay for a stripper for a bachelor party? That chick looked methed out and had National Geographic tits.

The stupidity of everyone involved is somewhat amusing.

[WillieWatanabe]

whoever sent that pic to deadspin(unedited!!) is obviously stupid and should feel bad.

I'm pumped for Slugger though. Beats 6 yr old bday parties.

[mocat]

I'll be honest that's the first time I've ever seen a photo of a stripper surrounded by not a single dude wearing gym shorts.

[WillieWatanabe]

[ben ji]

o man!@!!!!@#E!@#$!@#$

[Rage Against the McKee]

If we don't win the pennant this year, I'm never buying an SI again. Damn this curse!

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

T's & P's guys