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Re: The Royals
« Reply #24125 on: September 27, 2014, 07:44:02 PM »
minny just put up two more on lobstein.  i mean jfc, royals and duffy
(who i love, but jfc).
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #24126 on: September 27, 2014, 07:44:15 PM »
guys. we are fine.

but are we really?

no, we're not fine.  we are the opposite of fine.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #24127 on: September 27, 2014, 07:44:33 PM »
4-1 twins.  :frown:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #24128 on: September 27, 2014, 07:44:47 PM »
guys. we are fine.

but are we really?

no, there is nothing fine about this.  prolly jdub's stupidest post ever.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #24129 on: September 27, 2014, 07:45:08 PM »
I think we can still win this game but watching Duffy get knocked around is hard on my heart.
When the bullets are flying, that's when I'm at my best

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #24130 on: September 27, 2014, 07:46:43 PM »
I think we can still win this game but watching Duffy get knocked around is heard on my heart.

"the sox have given up." jfc with you too.  no one ever gives up.  it's all pitching, always.  pitching is like 99% of baseball.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #24131 on: September 27, 2014, 07:49:17 PM »
it's 6-1 now.  jfc jfc jfc

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #24132 on: September 27, 2014, 07:49:52 PM »
you guys were right. i'm this close to losing it
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #24133 on: September 27, 2014, 07:51:55 PM »
you guys were right. i'm this close to losing it

Royals are the ultimate male genitals tease. A little peak under the covers to get you excited but always leave you standing outside the door by yourself.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #24134 on: September 27, 2014, 08:06:17 PM »
I'm v concerned about Danny

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #24135 on: September 27, 2014, 08:15:21 PM »
You've got to blue-ive

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #24136 on: September 27, 2014, 08:19:07 PM »
:frown:
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #24137 on: September 27, 2014, 08:36:38 PM »
I'm here guys, we got this starting right here with nori

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #24138 on: September 27, 2014, 08:56:56 PM »
this is infuriating.  the rough ridin' twins want the royals to win more than the royals want themselves to win (not really, but in terms of beating other teams to make events conform to desired outcomes).
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #24139 on: September 27, 2014, 09:00:59 PM »
Danks is just deep so deep into our guys heads
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #24140 on: September 27, 2014, 09:02:40 PM »
Let's get some late inning theatrics, LFG royals.  Frenzy this crap up

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #24141 on: September 27, 2014, 09:04:56 PM »
Danks is just deep so deep into our guys heads

A lot of pitchers shut this lineup down, its not really that impressive. When the Royals get down by 3, a lot of pitchers start to look really good.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #24142 on: September 27, 2014, 09:08:54 PM »
Danks is just deep so deep into our guys heads

A lot of pitchers shut this lineup down, its not really that impressive. When the Royals get down by 3, a lot of pitchers start to look really good.

yep.  if we can't score more than one run in a game of this magnitude/importance when facing a pitcher with a 4.72 ERA then i don't know what to say.  the tigers have been trying to give us the division this entire season and we won't effing take it.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #24143 on: September 27, 2014, 09:15:42 PM »
i wish we could have miracle jguts pitch every game.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #24144 on: September 27, 2014, 09:19:01 PM »
it must be so hard for rex to watch this

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #24145 on: September 27, 2014, 09:19:45 PM »
good job not getting on base, gordon, you piece of crap.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #24146 on: September 27, 2014, 09:19:49 PM »
SAL!!

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #24147 on: September 27, 2014, 09:20:10 PM »
good job not getting on base, gordon, you piece of crap.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #24148 on: September 27, 2014, 09:25:34 PM »
the entire baseball universe is aligned in favor of the royals tonight.  except for the
"kansas" city royals and the chicago "white" sox.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #24149 on: September 27, 2014, 09:27:39 PM »
This game is not over. WTF is Collins doing in there