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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11375 on: June 14, 2014, 12:36:05 PM »
Guys, I'm in Topeka. MHdad and I are going to watch the game together. Should be fun.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11376 on: June 14, 2014, 12:41:16 PM »
Guys, take a knee. I'm handing out assignments for the rest of the road trip.

I'm gonna need some grade A BBS'n this week from this thread. You guys have been really good, but its time to be next level contenders.

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You got it, skip.  :thumbs:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11377 on: June 14, 2014, 12:48:05 PM »

Guys, I'm in Topeka. MHdad and I are going to watch the game together. Should be fun.
get your dad to dance.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11378 on: June 14, 2014, 12:48:12 PM »
I would like the side job of tweeting Ryan to make him feel like absolute crap for making fun of rexy

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11379 on: June 14, 2014, 12:48:25 PM »
On the red line

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11380 on: June 14, 2014, 12:52:45 PM »
Now my pictures won't upload... May have to be after the game
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11381 on: June 14, 2014, 12:53:02 PM »

Guys, I'm in Topeka. MHdad and I are going to watch the game together. Should be fun.
get your dad to dance.


Gonna win 'em all!

It was MHmom's dad that danced. MHdad's dad likes to eat strawberry ice cream and sit in his recliner while he royalsPAKs. MHdad will probably do that.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11382 on: June 14, 2014, 01:00:26 PM »
I would like the side job of tweeting Ryan to make him feel like absolute crap for making fun of rexy

nicname is in charge of all things Hudler, but I'll allow it.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11383 on: June 14, 2014, 01:02:24 PM »
I would like the side job of tweeting Ryan to make him feel like absolute crap for making fun of rexy

nicname is in charge of all things Hudler, but I'll allow it.
in good hands I'll leave it be

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11384 on: June 14, 2014, 01:09:28 PM »

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11385 on: June 14, 2014, 01:18:05 PM »
Guys, take a knee. I'm handing out assignments for the rest of the road trip.

I'm gonna need some grade A BBS'n this week from this thread. You guys have been really good, but its time to be next level contenders.

mocat: I'm gonna need stats, and lots of 'em. Ones that make you go "wow, we really do have a shot at this thing." Then, make predictions that come true and rub it in everyone's stupid faces.
WC08: you're in charge of pictures and emoticons that explain the feelings we feel during the games.
Slobber: I need to know EXACTLY how many of them we will win
'taterblast: I need up and down emotions from you. I'm talking high highs and low lows.
bones129: you gotta be my steady eddie, even steven, to balance out the emotions of 'taterblast
nicname: you're in charge of this guy:  :royals: and anything Hudler
'Duece, 8mp, THUOTC, Sundance,: Just bring your A game with analysis, and predictions
fun muffin: you're on scoreboard watch
sys: moose pics obviously, and keep WC08 in line if he gets outta hand
'MEISTER and bubs: keep Dlew AWAY from here. bubs, if you throw in some Springsteen jokes, I won't fault you for it
kslim: Yost criticism. I want lots of it. Blame him for every out we make.
SPEmaw: Wild trade predictions. Weirder the better. I want you to be ok with going against mocat's predictions and then ok with him rubbing it in your face when they pan out.
'bias: you watch the world cup threads, let us know if there's a meltdown or if Rusty says something funny. Also, I hear you have lots of fresh mint? A mint iced tea batch would probably be appreciated.
J-Dub: You are the wind beneath my wings. I am feeling the pressure that comes with modding. Please help me, and we shall soar like wings of eagles. And if things go south, I want you to just destroy Alex Smith. What a loser that guy is.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11386 on: June 14, 2014, 01:20:25 PM »
these are all the things that the royals are better than the white sox at doing:

stealing bases (52 vs 38)
hitting doubles (128 vs 116)
not striking out (375 vs 609)  :sdeek:
doing sacrifice hits (18 vs 8)
doing sacrifice flies (26 vs 19)
ERA'ing (3.73 vs 4.34)
pitching team shutouts (5 vs 0)
saving games (20 vs 14)
not giving up walks (191 vs 264)
hitting batters (31 vs 28)
winning games in a row right now (5 vs 0)
having garbage play by play announcers ("oh is that what they call the moon Hud? i am a huge bad person." vs "put it on the boooooooooooooard yeah")

this is just some quick digging while i'm in my house still wearing what i slept in last night, so please be patient while further advanced stats are being compiled

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11387 on: June 14, 2014, 01:21:19 PM »
You know what time it is?! :Woohoo:


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11388 on: June 14, 2014, 01:21:42 PM »
MHdad is already taking a nap in his recliner.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11389 on: June 14, 2014, 01:24:43 PM »
MHdad is already taking a nap in his recliner.
wake his ass up!

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Re: The Royals
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11391 on: June 14, 2014, 01:25:32 PM »
S60: you're on official PI patrol. If anyone gets out of line I'm gonna need an enforcer.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11392 on: June 14, 2014, 01:29:10 PM »
S60: you're on official PI patrol. If anyone gets out of line I'm gonna need an enforcer.

did you not see what i did to SPEmaw over in the kansas city restaurants thread? wow. stevesie you have your own tactics but man. yesterday was just start to finish a day for the record books in terms of mocat posting

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11393 on: June 14, 2014, 01:29:40 PM »
Lol pit stains


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Re: The Royals
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11395 on: June 14, 2014, 01:30:47 PM »
Good job Yost! Salvy would have not swung dickhead

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11396 on: June 14, 2014, 01:31:39 PM »
Yost let them sleep in. He needs fired

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11397 on: June 14, 2014, 01:33:05 PM »
S60: you're on official PI patrol. If anyone gets out of line I'm gonna need an enforcer.

did you not see what i did to SPEmaw over in the kansas city restaurants thread? wow. stevesie you have your own tactics but man. yesterday was just start to finish a day for the record books in terms of mocat posting

It was fine work mocat, you're a next level blogger. Mostly I just didn't know what job to give S60.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11398 on: June 14, 2014, 01:34:17 PM »
I'm doing gods work over here and I'm getting nothing. :bang:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #11399 on: June 14, 2014, 01:34:57 PM »
MHdad is already taking a nap in his recliner.
wake his ass up!

He's kind of old. I'll wake him up if something interesting happens.