Guys, take a knee. I'm handing out assignments for the rest of the road trip.
I'm gonna need some grade A BBS'n this week from this thread. You guys have been really good, but its time to be next level contenders.
mocat: I'm gonna need stats, and lots of 'em. Ones that make you go "wow, we really do have a shot at this thing." Then, make predictions that come true and rub it in everyone's stupid faces.
WC08: you're in charge of pictures and emoticons that explain the feelings we feel during the games.
Slobber: I need to know EXACTLY how many of them we will win
'taterblast: I need up and down emotions from you. I'm talking high highs and low lows.
bones129: you gotta be my steady eddie, even steven, to balance out the emotions of 'taterblast
nicname: you're in charge of this guy:

and anything Hudler
'Duece, 8mp, THUOTC, Sundance,: Just bring your A game with analysis, and predictions
fun muffin: you're on scoreboard watch
sys: moose pics obviously, and keep WC08 in line if he gets outta hand
'MEISTER and bubs: keep Dlew AWAY from here. bubs, if you throw in some Springsteen jokes, I won't fault you for it
kslim: Yost criticism. I want lots of it. Blame him for every out we make.
SPEmaw: Wild trade predictions. Weirder the better. I want you to be ok with going against mocat's predictions and then ok with him rubbing it in your face when they pan out.
'bias: you watch the world cup threads, let us know if there's a meltdown or if Rusty says something funny. Also, I hear you have lots of fresh mint? A mint iced tea batch would probably be appreciated.
J-Dub: You are the wind beneath my wings. I am feeling the pressure that comes with modding. Please help me, and we shall soar like wings of eagles. And if things go south, I want you to just destroy Alex Smith. What a loser that guy is.
Ok who did I forget?