Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread

[sonofdaxjones]

Taylor . . . you don't have to put up with him. 

[WillieWatanabe]

the situation up there is just amazing. so amazing.

[KSUTOMMY]

Taylor, I invite you to come play db for ksu. Also, thank you for making work amazing this coming week.

SD, I'm expecting a "crap SD said to Nubb Fan Fellow Employees" thread sometime today. Should be epic.

[doom]

SD I think this is the time for backhanded compliments and purposeful ignorance.  Don't worry, your offense will still click w/ Green.  He started in that win against OU last year right?  Or... It's your first loss of the season nothing to worry about.  Oh this is your second loss?  Who was the first one to?  OMFG?!?  UT?!?!  Even ISU beat them at home!

[Stupid Fitz]

Taylor . . . you don't have to put up with him. 

Taylor.... I know he said he is sorry, but he will do it again....he always does.  Why do you keep going back to him?

[steve dave]

lol, they were crucifying the poor kid on the NU boards last night

[Bill Clarahan]

lol, they were crucifying the poor kid on the NU boards last night

Didn't a similar action happen to a fellow named Jesus some years back.

This could be some kind of omen

[sonofdaxjones]

Was a Cornhole Mob waiting for him when they got back from College Station??

[MadCat]

lol, they were crucifying the poor kid on the NU boards last night

Didn't a similar action happen to a fellow named Jesus some years back.

This could be some kind of omen

He will join the K-State team in 3 days time...plus, the holes in his hands and feet will just make him more aerodynamic. 

[yoga-like_abana]

Rumblings Lou Ferrigno and Steven Seagal were waiting as Nebraska arrived back to Lincoln to deport Taylor back to Mexico. 

[WillieWatanabe]

Weirdest explanation from a Nub dude yet...

“Guess the word on the street is that Martinez was ripping the offensive line when he came back onto the field and was texting his Dad complaining about them while he was in the locker room getting looked at. That was why Pelini was poking him in the chest. The Team voted to suspend him for one game, Martinez and his Dad said he would quit … Bo said OK … looks like they decided to accept the suspension and stay on the team. I guess Martinez’, with his Dad’s backing and interference have been raising cain all fall. Guess the Chancellor’s comments were to help protect Pelini from a suspension by the Big XII.. Let them know that something was being done… Anywho that is all I heard from the [name withheld to protect the innocent] rumor line this morning…”

[AbeFroman]

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Zach (Lee) still has the injury that is going to limit his effectiveness. He basically went out and threw his last passes as a Husker on senior day. All reports I’m hearing say he’s still done.
75-80% sure Taylor is gone at the end of the year. Read below for an update there (which I asked somebody pretty close to the program about, and it was basically confirmed as pretty accurate. I was told by another person that the whole cell phone thing happened before he got treatment, but either way it’s what happened in a nutshell. Also, in regards to #3, Bo/staff have called it a turf toe injury. Take that FWIW).


Two or three different sources all report a general version of events as this:


1. Bo's meltdown against Taylor on Saturday night. All agree it was over a cell phone. When Taylor was injured, he was taken to the A&M locker room because that is where the X-Ray facility was. After being X-rayed and cleared, rather than hurry and return to the team, Taylor left the medical staff to walk all the way over to NU's locker room, retrieve his cell phone, and have a conversation with his father. All told, Taylor and his dad waste 10-20 minutes. Bo is pissed on two different levels. One, he needs the kid back in the game and he's wasting time. Two, Bo has a very explicit rule about cell phones in the locker room and on the field. Evidently, Taylor has been busted for this kind of thing in the past.
Taylor comes back out on the field and the medical staff informs Bo of Taylor's activities. You saw the conversation that ensued on national TV. Not pleasant. There are several 'lip-reader' interpretations out there. All have to do with a phone call.


2. Upon returning to Lincoln, the next day finds Taylor's dad having shown up on campus. He's pissed. This has happened with Taylor's dad in the past and Bo pretty much hates dealing with it. They have a meeting with Taylor, Taylor's dad, and Pelini. Pelini explains that Taylor has violated team rules and will be suspended for a game. Evidently, Taylor's dad completely loses it, stating that it is their intention to transfer from NU to somewhere else and that calling it a 'suspension' will keep teams from wanting his son. Bo says, "Fine, call it whatever you want, but your son isn't playing on Friday." The meeting doesn't end well. Rumors swirl like crazy Sunday night that Taylor has quit the team. Technically, he hasn't, but there is enough truth in there to know that something has happened.


3. The next day, Taylor shows up with a walking boot on his foot to practice. He and his dad want him to wear the boot so that people will believe that he is not playing this week because of his ankle, not because he's 'suspended'. As a 'screw you' to Pelini, however, Taylor wears the boot on the wrong foot, causing all sorts of confusion and strange questions from the press. Taylor, in his odd way, thinks this is all some kind of funny joke.
As this little stunt makes its way through the team, former players such as Phillip Dillard start piping up via Twitter and Facebook, describing their thoughts on Taylor and his established history of stunts like this, neglect for team rules, his over-obsessive daddy, etc. Phil calls on the Unity Council to dismiss Martinez from the team. Speculation is that current players are the source of Dillard's anger.

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[WillieWatanabe]

hmm..interesting. I think everyone can agree on what a crap human being Pelini is.

[parrot14]

Taylor, think about it. We made you look like the Heisman on that one fall night. Don't you wanna have that feeling after EVERY practice? GBR/EMAW.

Taylor, come break more records at BSFS.

[OK_Cat]

Taylor sounds like a douchebag

[KSUTOMMY]

IMO, they dont win the North w/out Taylor... make no mistake - they still push our poop in, but I dont think they are near as good a team without T-Magic.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Taylor sounds like a douchebag

Yes, but he's a really fast douche bag.

[OK_Cat]

Taylor sounds like a douchebag

Yes, but he's a really fast douche bag.

yeah

[theymightbegiants]

We can't have Martinez we have no money.

[Pendergast]

Don't need money just churros.

[jtksu]

Pretty sure he is a gordita type of guy.

[chunkles]

Phil calls on the Unity Council to dismiss Martinez from the team.

They have a "Unity Council" that probably eats people.  eff that, I want no part of this little jerk.