Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread

[EuroCat]

Taylor, your skills as a run first QB will enable you to make an immediate impact on our offense and give you the opportunity to become the next great QB for a school with a long history of running QB's. Also, plz score lots of points as we don't have a "defense" as you may be familiar with at Nebraska.

Mods, please sticky.

[steve dave]

Taylor, I invite you to come play db for ksu. Also, thank you for making work amazing this coming week.

[Skipper44]

Also, KSU turned Freeman into a 1st rounder and NFL star(6-3!!!) - NU was planning on turning him into a TE.  

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER!

[kougar24]

Taylor, I invite you to come play db for ksu. Also, thank you for making work amazing this coming week.

'Grats SD, you've earned it!

[jtksu]

I think Freems is 7-3 now!

[raquetcat]

Taylor, I invite you to come play db for ksu. Also, thank you for making work amazing this coming week.

+1 can't wait to hear the "big 12 is screwing us because they want us to stay in the conference" talk around the 'ole water cooler

[jtksu]

Guys-  would Taylor have to sit out 2 years for transferring to another conference school?  TIA.

[ELL3]

Package deal, Martinez at QB and Ekeler as DC

[doom]

Guys-  would Taylor have to sit out 2 years for transferring to another conference school?  TIA.

We aren't in the Big 10!

[steve dave]

Do not want that loser ekeler

[Cartierfor3]

Taylor, you know how everybody was up there?  Yeah, we're not like that my friend.  Come to us.  Our arms are open.  

We won't slash your tires if you fumble.  Can you get that gurantee up there?

[theKSU]

We love you T-Magic.  Nobody has ever looked faster at the Fam than you. 

[kstater]

I'm gonna have to pass due to being and him having a Mexican name.  I'd be fine with him if he switched his name to Joe Smith though.

[jtksu]

There has to be a good "mexicans running fast" joke in here somewhere...

[PandaXpanda]

schadjoe Joe Schad
Taylor Martinez's HS coach, Matt Logan, told me he just spoke w the QB, who said: "Everything is fine. I haven't quit the team."
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[jake4kstate]

i want him

[theKSU]

Well eff that guy.  

[chunkles]

schadjoe Joe Schad
Taylor Martinez's HS coach, Matt Logan, told me he just spoke w the QB, who said: "Everything is fine. I haven't quit the team."
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fuckshitbitchtits

[EMAWmeister]

 

[doom]

schadjoe Joe Schad
Taylor Martinez's HS coach, Matt Logan, told me he just spoke w the QB, who said: "Everything is fine. I haven't quit the team."
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effcacbitchtits

He was the guy who was SURE the big12 was not going to stick together and that the UT guys was a moron.

[jtksu]

The kid isn't going to quit in the middle of the season.  Gotta get all those goodies from the bowl game first.

[chunkles]

schadjoe Joe Schad
Taylor Martinez's HS coach, Matt Logan, told me he just spoke w the QB, who said: "Everything is fine. I haven't quit the team."
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fuckshitbitchtits

I mean, they couldn't bother drawing this out a couple days?  Hey Taylor, just relax, compose yourself, watch some porn or cartoons or both, look at your hotass in the mirror and know that your coach got all up in your FACE and said NOTNICETHINGS and that dude pees in his pants (who rough ridin' pees their pants?  Babies do) so he can just rough ridin' go right the eff off since he probably spittled in your face and piddled on your CLEATS and that's gross, bro.  Here that won't happen because our coach wears diapers.

[mcmwcat]

schadjoe Joe Schad
Taylor Martinez's HS coach, Matt Logan, told me he just spoke w the QB, who said: "Everything is fine. I haven't quit the team."
1 minute ago Favorite Retweet Reply

fuckshitbitchtits

I mean, they couldn't bother drawing this out a couple days?  Hey Taylor, just relax, compose yourself, watch some porn or cartoons or both, look at your hotass in the mirror and know that your coach got all up in your FACE and said NOTNICETHINGS and that dude pees in his pants (who rough ridin' pees their pants?  Babies do) so he can just rough ridin' go right the eff off since he probably spittled in your face and piddled on your CLEATS and that's gross, bro.  Here that won't happen because our coach wears diapers.

[Pett]

Taylor, think about it. We made you look like the Heisman on that one fall night. Don't you wanna have that feeling after EVERY practice? GBR/EMAW.

[Stevesie60]

Taylor, think about it. We made you look like the Heisman on that one fall night. Don't you wanna have that feeling after EVERY practice? GBR/EMAW.