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« on: February 10, 2010, 09:28:59 PM »
I came with two good ones tonight.  These are not just ideas.  Tests have been conducted and I have stamped my seal of approval.

Maple syrup on saltines
Ranch dressing on hard salami


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Re: Food Inventor
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2010, 09:31:26 PM »
seems like maybe the maple syrup would also be good on the hard salami. did you try this?

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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2010, 09:32:35 PM »
Makes me with the lab wasn't closed for the night.

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« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2010, 09:33:25 PM »
what? Ranch dressing is good on every food?!?! GMAFB. breaking ground there buddy...
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« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2010, 09:38:12 PM »
I've done the honey on saltines which is awesome.

Agree with the statement that ranch is good on everything.
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Re: Food Inventor
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2010, 09:44:48 PM »
two words:
frosting sandwich

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« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2010, 09:46:05 PM »
I'll need a link regarding the ranch dressing.  Otherwise, you're just making it up as far as I'm concerned.  Like I said, these are not just ideas of mine.  Tests have been conducted.

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Re: Food Inventor
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2010, 09:48:06 PM »
mustard/ketchup sauce.

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Re: Food Inventor
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2010, 07:39:27 AM »
maple syrup is for idiots.  if you have to pour a pound of sugar on the food you are eating for it to be good, it's probably not worth eating, dumbasses.


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Re: Food Inventor
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2010, 08:06:58 AM »
Hot dog taco

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Re: Food Inventor
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2010, 08:08:42 AM »
stick of butter wrapped in bacon
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: Food Inventor
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2010, 08:21:24 AM »
i invented beef stew tacos - just take some homemade beef stew and put it in la tiara taco shells.


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Re: Food Inventor
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2010, 08:21:28 AM »
maple syrup is for idiots.  if you have to pour a pound of sugar on the food you are eating for it to be good, it's probably not worth eating, dumbasses.
no  :nono:
not good pure maple syrup from NNY or VT...you only need a little bit for the rich sweet taste.  Old fashioned maple syrup from a real sugar shack  :lick:

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« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2010, 08:29:04 AM »
Besides, no one has to use maple syrup.  No one has to eat cookies.  Or cake.  You eat that stuff because sugar tastes good.

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« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2010, 08:31:16 AM »
sugar tastes like crap


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Re: Food Inventor
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2010, 08:34:44 AM »
salsa mac and cheese burritos

trust me on this one

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Re: Food Inventor
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2010, 08:38:05 AM »
salsa mac and cheese burritos

trust me on this one

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Re: Food Inventor
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2010, 08:40:12 AM »
salsa mac and cheese burritos

trust me on this one

Sloppy Joe Burrito
Already been invented :rolleyes: it's called the chillito

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Re: Food Inventor
« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2010, 08:40:38 AM »
fish stick popcicle


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Re: Food Inventor
« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2010, 08:59:31 AM »
salsa mac and cheese burritos

trust me on this one

Sloppy Joe Burrito
Already been invented :rolleyes: it's called the chillito

Guess I'm out of the sloppy joe loop.  The sloop.
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Re: Food Inventor
« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2010, 11:53:40 AM »
bacon + anything

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Re: Food Inventor
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2010, 11:58:54 AM »
Clam chowder pot pie!

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Re: Food Inventor
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2010, 12:06:43 PM »
Clam chowder pot pie!

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Re: Food Inventor
« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2010, 12:10:04 PM »
Marinara sauce on pancakes.   :drool:

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« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2010, 12:26:05 PM »
a twist on the corn dog...

Italian sausage dogs wraped in a corn-maizish (you know, like that little dollop of corn stuff they give you at fancy mexican joints) batter