I got pulled over for turning left on to Anderson/Bluemont from 12th street in Aggieville. I had been drinking for a couple hours, as had everyone in the car. We were heading to the FB game. Guy told me that there was no left turn there. I told him that it had been a few years since I had been around. He asked me if I was heading to the FB game.
Thought that was the end of me. Coming from aggieville and heading to the FB game = 95% chance that the person has been drinking.
I told him we were heading to the FB game.
The guy said, "ok, have fun" and let us go.
Huge relief.
That said, I am solidly behind everyone hating them.