colin quinn doing his 'clams impression:
#ohiostate @nebraska is a blow out. Don't bother watching, gang.
What's a buckeye, huh gang? Not mention a Cornhusker! Sounds kinky! Hey, I'll give u a cornhusker if u give me a buckeye. #workingnewstuff
Really what about the gamecocks. I don't even want to go there. Then I'll give you a yellow jacket. I'm not trying to hear that one!
Then you got the pros. What about the Texas Texans. Hey why not just call them the Lone Star State Reiterators! #whoswithmeonthatone
Then you got the Virginia "Cavaliers". Well if you feel so cavalier why even bother playing? You know? How about the Apathetics, gang?
Hokies, Aggies, What is this? Lord of the Rings? Harry Potter? I don't know gang, I don't see these movies, but I'm just saying.
Then every other team is Wildcats. That sets a bad role model for domesticated cats. Why give the attention to the troublemakers? #serious
March Madness is a negative name. How about the CRSE?? Campus Roundball Spectacular Escapades!