TSA Enhanced Screening Explained

[Jeffy]

http://www.youtube.com/v/WXDLQPfqc04?fs=1&hl=en_US

[john "teach me how to" dougie]

 

[CNS]

Overboard.

Intrusive.

Ridiculous.

[Rage Against the McKee]

You should probably link that with a NSFW tag.

[Stupid Fitz]

You know how they can stop people from taking over planes?  Secure the cabin door. Oh, they already do?  Stop fracking with me then you fracking mall cops!

[WillieWatanabe]

[Kat Kid]

http://www.boingboing.net/2011/06/09/developmentally-disa.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+boingboing%2FiBag+%28Boing+Boing%29&utm_content=Twitter

"You have got to be kidding me. I honestly felt that those two agents did not know what they were doing," Mandy told us.

Dr. Mandy claimed they asked Drew to place his feet on the yellow shoe line, something he didn't understand. They proceeded to pat his pants down, questioning the padding which was his adult diapers. When the agents asked Drew to take his hand and rub the front and back of his pants so they could swab it for explosives, his dad stepped in and tried to explain that Drew was mentally challenged.

"They said, 'Please, sir, we know what we're doing,'" Mandy said.

The TSA agents saw Drew holding a six-inch plastic hammer.

"My son carries his ball and his hammer for security. He goes everywhere with (them)," said Mandy.

[pike]

Heard about that. Disgusting. The TSA and the politicians that advocate this should be thrown in prison.

[sys]

if they didn't search retards (hard), the terrorists would immediately start to recruit retards for their missions.

[wiley]

meh, should just get in the car and drive.  I've heard KC to Cancun is a super fun road trip

[DQ12]

I don't necessarily think that it's a God given right to fly without being patted down, or "intruded upon."  Look at it this way, if TSA's enhanced screening is so unpleasant to the point where one would rather drive, then by all means, drive.  Otherwise grin and bear it.

I'll still fly.

[Stupid Fitz]

I don't necessarily think that it's a God given right to fly without being patted down, or "intruded upon."  Look at it this way, if TSA's enhanced screening is so unpleasant to the point where one would rather drive, then by all means, drive.  Otherwise grin and bear it.

I'll still fly.

This is what dumbasses that don't fly a lot say.

[wetwillie]

Its also not a god given right to talk on the phone without being wiretapped. If you don't like it then by all means send a letter.

[steve dave]

I don't necessarily think that it's a God given right to fly without being patted down, or "intruded upon."  Look at it this way, if TSA's enhanced screening is so unpleasant to the point where one would rather drive, then by all means, drive.  Otherwise grin and bear it.

I'll still fly.

This is what dumbasses that don't fly a lot say.

I'm not sure what qualified as "a lot" but I think I fly quite a bit and I agree with dlew.  I've never had any issues with the machines, pat downs, etc.  I'm a ninja at the security line though.

[OK_Cat]

i fly quite a bit, and i've never been patted down/stopped.  if you act like you know what you're doing and don't carry on thirty pounds of crap, then you'll be fine. 

pretty happy that they aren't giving retards a free pass, they might be drug mules.

[sys]

I don't necessarily think that it's a God given right to fly without being patted down, or "intruded upon."  Look at it this way, if TSA's enhanced screening is so unpleasant to the point where one would rather drive, then by all means, drive.  Otherwise grin and bear it.

that's fine for me and you, but retards aren't capable of making an informed decision.  that's why it violates their civil rights, but not ours.

[DQ12]

I don't necessarily think that it's a God given right to fly without being patted down, or "intruded upon."  Look at it this way, if TSA's enhanced screening is so unpleasant to the point where one would rather drive, then by all means, drive.  Otherwise grin and bear it.

that's fine for me and you, but retards aren't capable of making an informed decision.  that's why it violates their civil rights, but not ours.

Do you see how retards not being thoroughly searched might lead to a more profound, lethal exploitation of retards (forcing bombs up their b-holes, etc.)?

[sys]

Do you see how retards not being thoroughly searched might lead to a more profound, lethal exploitation of retards (forcing bombs up their b-holes, etc.)?

yes, i already posted about that.  retards are a real catch-22.

[DQ12]

Do you see how retards not being thoroughly searched might lead to a more profound, lethal exploitation of retards (forcing bombs up their b-holes, etc.)?

yes, i already posted about that.  retards are a real catch-22.

Absolutely.  Maybe TSA should hire retards to do the pat-downs on other retards, so it seems a little more humane.
 

[AbeFroman]

The only time I've been stopped was on my flight back from Mexico. rough ridin' Mexicans were profiling the white man. 

[sys]

Absolutely.  Maybe TSA should hire retards to do the pat-downs on other retards, so it seems a little more humane.
 

that's a good idea.  would help get some retards off the streets and into a rewarding careers too.

[steve dave]

we had the super xray hold your hands up over your head thing in Omaha for about 2 months and then they just quit using it  I've done the foot swab thing, the air blow box thing and the super xray.  all very easy.  

[CNS]

Absolutely.  Maybe TSA should hire retards to do the pat-downs on other retards, so it seems a little more humane.
 

that's a good idea.  would help get some retards off the streets and into a rewarding careers too.

Is this not what is happening now?  Seems like it.  Don't fly much, but my strong impression of TSA employees seems to support that they have already thought of this.

[sys]

Is this not what is happening now?  Seems like it.  Don't fly much, but my strong impression of TSA employees seems to support that they have already thought of this.

dunno, i see plenty on the streets still.

[CNS]

Is this not what is happening now?  Seems like it.  Don't fly much, but my strong impression of TSA employees seems to support that they have already thought of this.

dunno, i see plenty on the streets still.

If this is going to fully resolve the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) unemployment issue, we are going to open a lot of new airports.