JUNKYARD CATS!

[steve dave]

We need to junkyard the eff out of this game today.  Really mess them up and shoot hundreds of FTs.  Tons of offensive rebounds and missed putback after missed putback until a foul is called.  Really get up in there and chew faces off.

 

[WillieWatanabe]

It's all that can save us.

[steve dave]

The game must go over into haltime of the next game  

[Paul Moscow]

Make the Va Tech players look at us and say "Ouchies, that was unnecessary and really kind of hurt."

[Dr Rick Daris]

i took the rest of the day off work. DID YOU HEAR THAT CATS?!??!!! I DO NOT HAVE TO BE ANYWHERE UNTIL TOMORROW MORNING. TAKE YOUR TIME WITH THIS GAME IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES!!!!!!!!!!

[steve dave]

There must be at least one 7 minute stretch of gametime where neither team scores a fg but 13 total points are tallied from the stripe 

[steve dave]

Every player will need to, at least once, do the Denis pump fake three to get the defender airborne before diving into them to get 3 from the line.   

[EllToPay]

Our guards must have at least 5 fouls called that are nowhere near the basket.

[Benja]

There must be at least one 7 minute stretch of gametime where neither team scores a fg but 13 total points are tallied from the stripe 

If at least one KU Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) doesn't text me about how much I must want to kill myself watching this abortion of an offensive gameplan, how it's an absolute TRAVESTY TO THE GAME THEY CREATED, I consider this game a complete failure.

[steve dave]

Dax must declare that we haven't run an offense the entire game 

[mcmwcat]

[_33]

Bob Knight should throw a chair through his TV while watching this game.

[Benja]

foul trouble? lol. we go 14-deep.

[steve dave]

Tex Winter will have another stoke, this one the big one  

[steve dave]

Doc Sadler will explain to anyone in Lincoln that will listen that this game is why he likes Bill Self better, nobody will be listening 

[WillieWatanabe]

Frank will backhand 'Te for not giving him his water quick enough. TWICE 

[ChiComCat]

Bob Knight should throw a chair through his TV while watching this game.

Bob Knight is calling the game

[WillieWatanabe]

Bob Knight should throw a chair through his TV while watching this game.

Bob Knight is calling the game

Even better. 

[_33]

Bob Knight should throw a chair through his TV while watching this game.

Bob Knight is calling the game

Oh.  Well then:

Bob Knight should say "well now, you see there that was a really quick shot" about 500 times.  

[steve dave]

Nick Russell needs to throw up a transition 3 that barely catches iron knocking Bob Knight from his chair, not by hitting him, but by having happened.   

[I_have_purplewood]

Let's make John Gasaway proud!  

[Benja]

Bob Knight should throw a chair through his TV while watching this game.

Bob Knight is calling the game

Oh.  Well then:

Bob Knight should say "well now, you see there that was a really quick shot" about 500 times. 

Maybe he'll stop Frank after the game and offer to teach him what offense worked really good back during the rough ridin' Carter administration.

[steve dave]

KSU Webmail needs to go down making it impossible for all the students who haven't printed their tickets to enter the game.  The students will storm the arena demanding entry in a mass of anger and fists.  

^this one is actually happening right now

[_33]

Both teams need to shoot so many free throws that I lose count but it seems as though they never miss any and we never make any even though the percentages turn out to be very similar.   

[Benja]

KSU Webmail needs to go down making it impossible for all the students who haven't printed their tickets to enter the game.  The students will storm the arena demanding entry in a mass of anger and fists.   

^this one is actually happening right now

Can confirm this. It's rough ridin' insanity right now. People are losing their minds. Tons of EMAW'S scrambling to print.