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Re: EPAW II
« Reply #100 on: December 20, 2010, 01:23:33 PM »
either she's never coming back OR she will and subsequently own the place.
she is winner of the universe in both scenarios guys. 

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« Reply #101 on: December 20, 2010, 02:26:20 PM »
She's kinda hot too. We should get her to post here.

I'm going to take credit for starting the movement even if someone else linked her to here.

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Re: EPAW II
« Reply #102 on: December 20, 2010, 02:47:04 PM »
It literally feels like she has me by the balls right now. And I'm pretty sure there is nothing I can do about it.
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Re: EPAW II
« Reply #103 on: December 20, 2010, 02:49:27 PM »
Beth, would you be interested in having your own goEMAW.com blog? 

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Re: EPAW II
« Reply #104 on: December 20, 2010, 05:31:04 PM »
Please don't include this site in the collegian.

We all know how it worked out for ksufans

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Re: EPAW II
« Reply #105 on: October 24, 2012, 02:01:42 PM »
Guys I need your help on this one.  My apartment is a 2 story house, my roommate and I have the basement apartment.  We don't really know the other guys in the house, other than saying hello if we happen to cross paths, I probably wouldn't recognize them if I saw them somewhere other than our house.  Anyway, I got home last night to see a pumpkin on the front porch carved with "EPAW."  I'm not sure whether it was done seriously, or in jest, but I would guess it is serious, and I don't like it. What should I do about this? Might try to get a picture tonight.
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Re: EPAW II
« Reply #106 on: October 24, 2012, 02:05:44 PM »
explain EMAW to him and if he doesn't "get it" gallagher the pumpkin.

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Re: EPAW II
« Reply #107 on: October 24, 2012, 02:13:18 PM »
blare the F14 EMAW song and Smashing Pumpkins songs back and forth on your stereo until they figure it out

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Re: EPAW II
« Reply #108 on: October 24, 2012, 02:14:12 PM »
blare the F14 EMAW song and Smashing Pumpkins songs back and forth on your stereo until they figure it out

I like it. :bill:
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Re: EPAW II
« Reply #109 on: October 24, 2012, 02:19:19 PM »
Take a picture.  Carve a new replacement pumpkin with EMAW.  Place new and improved EMAW pumpkin in EPAW pumpkins place.  Sit EPAW pumpkin next to EMAW pumpkin with butcher knife stuck into it.  Take another picture. 

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Re: EPAW II
« Reply #110 on: October 24, 2012, 02:21:07 PM »
Take a picture.  Carve a new replacement pumpkin with EMAW.  Place new and improved EMAW pumpkin in EPAW pumpkins place.  Sit EPAW pumpkin next to EMAW pumpkin with butcher knife stuck into it.  Take another picture. 

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god damnit, I love this idea, but it seems like a lot of work.  Will consider.
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Re: EPAW II
« Reply #111 on: October 24, 2012, 02:23:42 PM »
Sneak inside their place and take a big poop on their bed.
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Re: EPAW II
« Reply #112 on: October 24, 2012, 02:30:55 PM »
Sneak inside their place and take a big poop on their bed.
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Re: EPAW II
« Reply #113 on: October 24, 2012, 02:40:49 PM »
bake them a pumpkin pie
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: EPAW II
« Reply #114 on: October 24, 2012, 03:27:41 PM »
Sneak inside their place and take a big poop on their bed.
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I like where winters' head is at, but the obvious choice if you're pooping on/in something is the 'kin.  Poop in the 'kin.  Winters'll get there, just needs some time to grow some fuzz on these beautiful baby peaches of his. 
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Re: EPAW II
« Reply #115 on: October 24, 2012, 03:40:27 PM »
carve an EMAPE response pumpkin

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Re: EPAW II
« Reply #116 on: October 24, 2012, 11:22:02 PM »
Seems like a great tribute to EMAWgeddon's pony.  Use this as an icebreaker to have a chat and then you all can have real life convos about experiences at goEMAW.com

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Re: EPAW II
« Reply #117 on: October 25, 2012, 08:09:50 AM »
Some chick posted EPAW on my Facebook page after the OU game. What's that mean?

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EPAW II
« Reply #118 on: October 25, 2012, 08:17:27 AM »
Some chick posted EPAW on my Facebook page after the OU game. What's that mean?

She likes you

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Re: EPAW II
« Reply #119 on: October 25, 2012, 08:26:45 AM »
Some chick posted EPAW on my Facebook page after the OU game. What's that mean?

She likes you

Well, that's a given. Like most KSU men, I'm irresistible.

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Re: EPAW II
« Reply #120 on: October 26, 2012, 06:05:46 PM »
Take a picture.  Carve a new replacement pumpkin with EMAW.  Place new and improved EMAW pumpkin in EPAW pumpkins place.  Sit EPAW pumpkin next to EMAW pumpkin with butcher knife stuck into it.  Take another picture. 

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god damnit, I love this idea, but it seems like a lot of work.  Will consider.

Damn right its to much work.  Just stick a regular pumpkin next to the EPAW lantern on, then stick a knife in it, with a note simplying  "You." Not sure if they'll get the right message or not but I bet they'll keep the their noses out of your business from now on.


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Re: EPAW II
« Reply #122 on: November 23, 2013, 08:31:38 AM »
oh, shes a senior studying womens studies?

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I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: EPAW II
« Reply #123 on: November 23, 2013, 08:40:06 AM »
Maybe we should have a side goal of the Fatty Fund be establishing an EMAW education course that all freshmen have to go through as part of orientation.

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Re: EPAW II
« Reply #124 on: November 23, 2013, 07:26:14 PM »
Pretty advanced philosophy course required to teach this, imo.  A lot of ppl just don't get it.

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