More CU envy (NSFW)

[OK_Cat]

Sit down by the fire, children, and let uncle OKCat tell you a story....


I knew this chick, right?  She was "meh."  Kinda dykish (played softball/volleyball in hs).  She went to CU, and after 1 semester, she was hot.  Not like an "ugly duckling turning into a swan" thing...more like a "hey, look at the bulldyke, she's hot and stuff.  i'm gonna bang her sideways" thing.

Everytime that I see her, she is hotter than the time before.  Something in the water, fellas.

[CNS]

Sit down by the fire, children, and let uncle OKCat tell you a story....


I knew this chick, right?  She was "meh."  Kinda dykish (played softball/volleyball in hs).  She went to CU, and after 1 semester, she was hot.  Not like an "ugly duckling turning into a swan" thing...more like a "hey, look at the bulldyke, she's hot and stuff.  i'm gonna bang her sideways" thing.

Everytime that I see her, she is hotter than the time before.  Something in the water, fellas.

An entrepreneurial  person could make some money with this info.  Set up something like fat camp, only for ugly chick instead of fat ones.

[MakeItRain]

don't get the Boulder love the whitest place in the Big 12 and that's a hell of an accomplishment.  Are the brothas only allowed to play football and basketball there?  They don't even have africans on the cross country team.

I'm not a college athlete, nor do I clean houses for a living, I'll pass.  You boys enjoy cheap weed, fake hippies, and filling piss bags.

Did you even look at the pictures?

http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=45012.0

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[chum1]

don't get the Boulder love the whitest place in the Big 12 and that's a hell of an accomplishment.  Are the brothas only allowed to play football and basketball there?  They don't even have africans on the cross country team.

I'm not a college athlete, nor do I clean houses for a living, I'll pass.  You boys enjoy cheap weed, fake hippies, and filling piss bags.

Did you even look at the pictures?

http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=45012.0

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BFE, MF. BFE.

[TBL]

My wife is from Boulder and my fatherinlaw is a CU grad.  Boulder is cool for about 2 weeks, then all the Subaru driving weed smokers start to get a little annoying.  Even rich people out there dress like hippie pot smokers- socks with sandles, (hiking sandles, not like flip flops or anything) bicycle shirts, long greasy hair.  They all drive cars with 4 wheel drive because SUVs are too pollutery.  So I enjoy my vacations to the Boulder area but am ready to get back to reality when the time comes.  

I wear those hiking sandal thingies. 

[MakeItRain]

don't get the Boulder love the whitest place in the Big 12 and that's a hell of an accomplishment.  Are the brothas only allowed to play football and basketball there?  They don't even have africans on the cross country team.

I'm not a college athlete, nor do I clean houses for a living, I'll pass.  You boys enjoy cheap weed, fake hippies, and filling piss bags.

Did you even look at the pictures?



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BFE, MF. BFE.

I did must have looked at the wrong ones I saw nothing but aryan people who look like the types that would only let me into their house to serve tea and clean the windows when all the silver is locked up

[SuperG]

Boulder's cool... I guess.

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My wife is from Boulder and my fatherinlaw is a CU grad.  Boulder is cool for about 2 weeks, then all the Subaru driving weed smokers start to get a little annoying.  Even rich people out there dress like hippie pot smokers- socks with sandles, (hiking sandles, not like flip flops or anything) bicycle shirts, long greasy hair.  They all drive cars with 4 wheel drive because SUVs are too pollutery.  So I enjoy my vacations to the Boulder area but am ready to get back to reality when the time comes.  

I wear those hiking sandal thingies. 

Hiking sandals are like el caminos.  I mean, if you want a truck then drive a truck and if you want a car then drive a car.  But certainly do not combine them into one ugly POS and drive it around like you're cool.  Same with the Subaru Outback.  Car/SUV....just pick one.  So I say to you TBL, pick one.  Hiking boots or flip flops???  Not Both.

[sys]

sys wears tevas 365.  keep that in mind before we go too far with the footwear insults.

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sys wears tevas 365.  keep that in mind before we go too far with the footwear insults.

Socks or no socks?  My fatherinlaw in CO shovels the driveway in Teva sandals and wool socks.  I guess it's normal out there. 

[sys]

depends on the weather.  socks in the winter.

[pissclams]

these are "wear" it's at

[TBL]

My wife is from Boulder and my fatherinlaw is a CU grad.  Boulder is cool for about 2 weeks, then all the Subaru driving weed smokers start to get a little annoying.  Even rich people out there dress like hippie pot smokers- socks with sandles, (hiking sandles, not like flip flops or anything) bicycle shirts, long greasy hair.  They all drive cars with 4 wheel drive because SUVs are too pollutery.  So I enjoy my vacations to the Boulder area but am ready to get back to reality when the time comes.  

I wear those hiking sandal thingies. 

Hiking sandals are like el caminos.  I mean, if you want a truck then drive a truck and if you want a car then drive a car.  But certainly do not combine them into one ugly POS and drive it around like you're cool.  Same with the Subaru Outback.  Car/SUV....just pick one.  So I say to you TBL, pick one.  Hiking boots or flip flops???  Not Both.

Hiking sandals are perfection when riding the big old mower for hours. The feet stay cool and the tan lines are rather elite.

[chum1]

[Dugout DickStone]

these are "wear" it's at

clams wore these to the inaugural walking taco paker.

[Duncan]

these are "wear" it's at

[TBL]

Why not to wear flip flops.

[BigCat]

Sit down by the fire, children, and let uncle OKCat tell you a story....


I knew this chick, right?  She was "meh."  Kinda dykish (played softball/volleyball in hs).  She went to CU, and after 1 semester, she was hot.  Not like an "ugly duckling turning into a swan" thing...more like a "hey, look at the bulldyke, she's hot and stuff.  i'm gonna bang her sideways" thing.

Everytime that I see her, she is hotter than the time before.  Something in the water, fellas.

Looks are a product of genetics and environment, plain and simple. So even ugly ppl have a decent shot at looking good someday if they live in CO long enough.

[steve dave]

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2010-02-15-cities_N.htm

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http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2010-02-15-cities_N.htm

Wichita -39, Omaha -60.  SUCK IT, SIR LOIN!!!

What was the city in TX the self-proclaimed 1% guy was from?

[michigancat]

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2010-02-15-cities_N.htm

2) Holland-Grand Haven, MI

[Paul Moscow]

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2010-02-15-cities_N.htm

Wichita -39, Omaha -60.  SUCK IT, SIR LOIN!!!

What was the city in TX the self-proclaimed 1% guy was from?

Beaumont





 

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http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2010-02-15-cities_N.htm

Wichita -39, Omaha -60.  SUCK IT, SIR LOIN!!!

What was the city in TX the self-proclaimed 1% guy was from?

Beaumont





 

99!!!

[Paul Moscow]

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2010-02-15-cities_N.htm

Wichita -39, Omaha -60.  SUCK IT, SIR LOIN!!!

What was the city in TX the self-proclaimed 1% guy was from?

Beaumont





 

99!!!

 

[TBL]

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2010-02-15-cities_N.htm

2) Holland-Grand Haven, MI

Interesting. My cousin just retired as Holland's Mayor.