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More CU envy (NSFW)
« on: February 10, 2010, 07:50:04 AM »


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Re: More CU envy (NSFW)
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Re: More CU envy (NSFW)
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Re: More CU envy (NSFW)
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2010, 08:07:32 AM »
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Re: More CU envy (NSFW)
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2010, 09:04:50 AM »
It questions everything about your very existence.

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Re: More CU envy (NSFW)
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2010, 09:12:50 AM »
I've been up to Boulder a lot of times.  I'm easily the coolest guy I know and I fit in there like a glove.  The large majority of posters here would feel really out of place but that's ok too.


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Re: More CU envy (NSFW)
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2010, 09:20:17 AM »
So very .... white.

"Diabetes is a white myth, like Larry Bird, or Colorado." -- Tracy Jordan (30 Rock)
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Re: More CU envy (NSFW)
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2010, 09:20:47 AM »
It questions everything about your very existence.

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please.  every one of those base-of-the-mt 'tards would cut off an arm to live in the bay area.
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Re: More CU envy (NSFW)
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2010, 10:14:50 AM »
NSFW
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10372/STDs.jpg
I remember coming from high school, you get to college expecting frat guys to be a punch of collar popping alcoholic douches, and sorority girls a bunch of horny sluts.  Then you get there and realize that it's not like that at all, and feel a little disappointed.

Then I see this picture and realize that it IS that way at Colorado.

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Re: More CU envy (NSFW)
« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2010, 10:21:28 AM »
I remember coming from high school, you get to college expecting frat guys to be a punch of collar popping alcoholic douches, and sorority girls a bunch of horny sluts.  Then you get there and realize that it's not like that at all, and feel a little disappointed.

Then I see this picture and realize that it IS that way at Colorado.

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Re: More CU envy (NSFW)
« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2010, 10:30:36 AM »
NSFW
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10372/STDs.jpg
I remember coming from high school, you get to college expecting frat guys to be a punch of collar popping alcoholic douches, and sorority girls a bunch of horny sluts.  Then you get there and realize that it's not like that at all, and feel a little disappointed.

Then I see this picture and realize that it IS that way at Colorado.
no it's not, that pic was taken for Playboy's girls of the Big 12 edition

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Re: More CU envy (NSFW)
« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2010, 10:46:24 AM »
don't get the Boulder love :confused: the whitest place in the Big 12 and that's a hell of an accomplishment.  Are the brothas only allowed to play football and basketball there?  They don't even have africans on the cross country team.

I'm not a college athlete, nor do I clean houses for a living, I'll pass.  You boys enjoy cheap weed, fake hippies, and filling piss bags.

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Re: More CU envy (NSFW)
« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2010, 10:49:57 AM »
don't get the Boulder love.

most of these idiot posters are kansans.  the only thing they really want in life is to be something else.
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Re: More CU envy (NSFW)
« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2010, 10:55:27 AM »
don't get the Boulder love :confused: the whitest place in the Big 12 and that's a hell of an accomplishment.  Are the brothas only allowed to play football and basketball there?  They don't even have africans on the cross country team.

I'm not a college athlete, nor do I clean houses for a living, I'll pass.  You boys enjoy cheap weed, fake hippies, and filling piss bags.

Did you even look at the pictures?

http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=45012.0

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Re: More CU envy (NSFW)
« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2010, 10:56:06 AM »
My wife is from Boulder and my fatherinlaw is a CU grad.  Boulder is cool for about 2 weeks, then all the Subaru driving weed smokers start to get a little annoying.  Even rich people out there dress like hippie pot smokers- socks with sandles, (hiking sandles, not like flip flops or anything) bicycle shirts, long greasy hair.  They all drive cars with 4 wheel drive because SUVs are too pollutery.  So I enjoy my vacations to the Boulder area but am ready to get back to reality when the time comes.  

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Re: More CU envy (NSFW)
« Reply #19 on: February 10, 2010, 10:56:53 AM »
don't get the Boulder love :confused: the whitest place in the Big 12 and that's a hell of an accomplishment.  Are the brothas only allowed to play football and basketball there?  They don't even have africans on the cross country team.

I'm not a college athlete, nor do I clean houses for a living, I'll pass.  You boys enjoy cheap weed, fake hippies, and filling piss bags.
do you not like mountains, being in the outdoors, skiing, elk, and rich horny sluts?


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Re: More CU envy (NSFW)
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Re: More CU envy (NSFW)
« Reply #22 on: February 10, 2010, 11:14:46 AM »
Great posts, EB.  Anyone should feel free to repost their favorite images from the ksufans thread that most of us can't see any longer. 

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Re: More CU envy (NSFW)
« Reply #23 on: February 10, 2010, 11:15:10 AM »
tidbits from their "texts from last night: boulder style" facebook group.

(303) Wow i just did something so crazy! i couldn't smoke outside so i just like took a really big hit in the bathroom and held it in til i got to class:)


(253) Only Boulder would have a half empty 40 under a bench by the bus stop in front of the UMC



(719) So good and bad news....which do you want first (it only involves me)
(303)good then the bad
(719) good news: i woke up with 2 girls...bad news: one drunk pissed the bed and all over me....the other was on the rag.....
(303) LOL duuude only you! wait how did you know she was on her period?
(719)well after i got out of the room i went to piss i noticed my dick and fingers were covered in blood, plus she told me about 2 min ago...
(303) i want your life


you guys really have me hooked on this cu envy thing

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Re: More CU envy (NSFW)
« Reply #24 on: February 10, 2010, 11:34:35 AM »
Boulder is pretty cool. Great food and hot women. Lots of snobby wannabes though. Way too many Subarus.