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Re: My new cube neighbor has a bottomless jar of candy.
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2010, 05:43:48 PM »
you'll fit right in with the lot of other genetic losers that post here.


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Re: My new cube neighbor has a bottomless jar of candy.
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2010, 05:47:42 PM »
That's what I'm afraid of.

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Re: My new cube neighbor has a bottomless jar of candy.
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2010, 05:51:03 PM »
What kind of candy?
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: My new cube neighbor has a bottomless jar of candy.
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2010, 05:52:56 PM »
What kind of candy?

if it was gummy bears I would deffy be in troubs.

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Re: My new cube neighbor has a bottomless jar of candy.
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2010, 05:54:58 PM »
What kind of candy?

if it was gummy bears I would deffy be in troubs.
If it was anything but Zero Bars I would be in troubs.  Or maybe regular twizzlers. I mean, they are ok, but nothing to write home about.
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: My new cube neighbor has a bottomless jar of candy.
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2010, 06:02:08 PM »
What kind of candy?

if it was gummy bears I would deffy be in troubs.
If it was anything but Zero Bars I would be in troubs.  Or maybe regular twizzlers. I mean, they are ok, but nothing to write home about.

Did I mention I live right next to Hyvee?  I'm probs going to take a work break and sprint over there for some gummy's later.

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Re: My new cube neighbor has a bottomless jar of candy.
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2010, 06:11:38 PM »
What kind of candy?

if it was gummy bears I would deffy be in troubs.
If it was anything but Zero Bars I would be in troubs.  Or maybe regular twizzlers. I mean, they are ok, but nothing to write home about.

Did I mention I live right next to Hyvee?  I'm probs going to take a work break and sprint over there for some gummy's later.
I do like anything gummy. Do you like gummy bear gummy better, or swedish fish gummy better? Then there are jujyfruits/dots gummy.  Peach ring (or w/e flavor) gummy is pretty tasty too.

Some cinnamon bears would hit the spot right about now.
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: My new cube neighbor has a bottomless jar of candy.
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2010, 06:14:08 PM »
gummy worm > gummy bear > gummy root beer bottles > gummy cherrys > gummy fish > jujy/dots.


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Re: My new cube neighbor has a bottomless jar of candy.
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2010, 06:17:22 PM »
sour gummy worms or regular gummy worms? The sour kind has that sugar dust all over it, like the gummy rings. 

How about the gummy bears covered in those crunchy balls? I forget what they are called.
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Re: My new cube neighbor has a bottomless jar of candy.
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2010, 06:48:46 PM »
Non Haribo gummy products suck compared to Haribo gummy products


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Re: My new cube neighbor has a bottomless jar of candy.
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2010, 07:40:21 PM »
Non Haribo gummy products suck compared to Haribo gummy products


untrue.


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Re: My new cube neighbor has a bottomless jar of candy.
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2010, 07:44:31 PM »
Non Haribo gummy products suck compared to Haribo gummy products


only bears, only bears.

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Re: My new cube neighbor has a bottomless jar of candy.
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2010, 08:03:17 PM »
just polishing off a box of these bastards.  incred.



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Re: My new cube neighbor has a bottomless jar of candy.
« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2010, 08:03:46 PM »
they go great with milk fwiw.  but then again, what doesn't?  :lol:


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Re: My new cube neighbor has a bottomless jar of candy.
« Reply #15 on: November 10, 2010, 08:04:37 PM »
they go great with milk fwiw.  but then again, what doesn't?  :lol:

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Re: My new cube neighbor has a bottomless jar of candy.
« Reply #16 on: November 10, 2010, 08:06:10 PM »
I seriously doubt the jar is really bottomless. 

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Re: My new cube neighbor has a bottomless jar of candy.
« Reply #17 on: November 10, 2010, 08:21:41 PM »
not just the best gummies, the best candy, no contest


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Re: My new cube neighbor has a bottomless jar of candy.
« Reply #18 on: November 10, 2010, 08:40:57 PM »
Don't bother the poor noob.  Also, get him to post here.

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Re: My new cube neighbor has a bottomless jar of candy.
« Reply #19 on: November 10, 2010, 08:42:06 PM »
ksu student union "cat's den" used to sell these bad boys

Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: My new cube neighbor has a bottomless jar of candy.
« Reply #20 on: November 10, 2010, 09:35:57 PM »
so the candy falls all over the floor when you pick it up?   that sucks.

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Re: My new cube neighbor has a bottomless jar of candy.
« Reply #21 on: November 10, 2010, 09:43:48 PM »
Charleston Chew = elitest of candies
Avoid Dlew12, TylerHughes and Ging anytime bananas are within arms reach.

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Re: My new cube neighbor has a bottomless jar of candy.
« Reply #22 on: November 10, 2010, 10:47:22 PM »
Chocolate reisens.

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Re: My new cube neighbor has a bottomless jar of candy.
« Reply #23 on: November 11, 2010, 11:11:38 AM »
It's like Reece's cups, mini Hershey bars, etc. Pretty sure she bought enough Halloween candy for 4,000 trick-or-treaters, and only 5 kids actually came to her door, so now she's going to be unloading it on us for the next three months.

Damn, do I love Reece's cups.

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Re: My new cube neighbor has a bottomless jar of candy.
« Reply #24 on: November 11, 2010, 11:37:15 AM »
It's like Reece's cups, mini Hershey bars, etc. Pretty sure she bought enough Halloween candy for 4,000 trick-or-treaters, and only 5 kids actually came to her door, so now she's going to be unloading it on us for the next three months.

Damn, do I love Reece's cups.

You're screwed.