I don't know why, but this just kills me.
And given his background, he really needs to have a nickname stolen from either a leftist guerrilla or a cartel leader. "Tirofijo" would be fantastic if he was guard or wing (maybe should have used for Clemente
). Mono Jojoy is just fun to say (well, gringo-ized at least). I also like the "edginess" of "El Cuchillo," although that seems to fit Colon better. In fact, our Spanish-version of "Junkyard Cats" can be "Los Rastrojos" (<--fits well with Pullen as the face of the team).