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BREAKING NEWS!
« on: November 05, 2010, 05:06:20 PM »
Worked for a shirt tuck in Great Bend today.  At lunch, he told me that Gary Patterson was going to be an assistant coach with the understand that he'd be the head coach when LHC Bill Snyder decides to retire.  This is because Patterson needs to be informed/taught how to coach Snyder's system.


JFC, these people are why we can't have nice things.   :facepalm:



Also, spending the weekend in Garden City.  Good news, El Zarape isn't really gone.  The gay guy and his mom took the recipes and people and started a new place in the old Grain Bin.  Sweet.


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« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2010, 05:14:45 PM »
Worked for a shirt tuck in Great Bend today.  At lunch, he told me that Gary Patterson was going to be an assistant coach with the understand that he'd be the head coach when LHC Bill Snyder decides to retire.  This is because Patterson needs to be informed/taught how to coach Snyder's system.


JFC, these people are why we can't have nice things.   :facepalm:



Also, spending the weekend in Garden City.  Good news, El Zarape isn't really gone.  The gay guy and his mom took the recipes and people and started a new place in the old Grain Bin.  Sweet.


So when does this become public?   :bait:

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« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2010, 05:22:49 PM »
you are laughing now. Just wait.
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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2010, 05:23:23 PM »
Maybe he's confusing patterson with leavitt  :dunno:
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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2010, 05:32:10 PM »
Anyone actually surprised that okcat is employed by a full on Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)?  What did you do for him?  Some nice family photos?

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« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2010, 05:44:18 PM »
Worked for a shirt tuck in Great Bend today.  At lunch, he told me that Gary Patterson was going to be an assistant coach with the understand that he'd be the head coach when LHC Bill Snyder decides to retire.  This is because Patterson needs to be informed/taught how to coach Snyder's system.


JFC, these people are why we can't have nice things.   :facepalm:



Also, spending the weekend in Garden City.  Good news, El Zarape isn't really gone.  The gay guy and his mom took the recipes and people and started a new place in the old Grain Bin.  Sweet.

Sadly these are the people responsible for the nice things we have.  You are the reason are the things aren't nicer.  Work harder and be more charitable loser.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS!
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2010, 05:45:06 PM »
god damnit, you losers ruin every thread you post in.

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« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2010, 05:48:02 PM »
Nice thread dipshit

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« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2010, 06:09:42 PM »
These guys must be some major dumbasses to bring an okie all the way to GB just to snap a few photos of their prize heifer.  Either that, or okcat really has a way with cows.

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« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2010, 06:13:15 PM »
If you guys didn't already know that Sugar Dick is a much, much worse poster than jtksu, then you have your evidence in this thread.

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« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2010, 06:51:28 PM »
I talked to a big donor today.  Mentioned Leavitt coming back and that he heard it from up high.

Then he mentioned that Leavitt agreed to work for $1 because he was still getting paid from USF.  I then immediately realized that this whole thing was complete bullshit.  I was disappointed.

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« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2010, 08:18:53 PM »
yeah, the fact that this shirt tuck seriously thought that the coach of a top 5 team was going to quit his job, go to manhattan, and be an assistant for a few years to "learn the ropes" is hilarious. 

Startling to me that this is more common among them then we think.

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« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2010, 08:45:44 PM »
yeah, the fact that this shirt tuck seriously thought that the coach of a top 5 team was going to quit his job, go to manhattan, and be an assistant for a few years to "learn the ropes" is hilarious. 

Startling to me that this is more common among them then we think.

He's dellusional, but he has no impact on anything.

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« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2010, 08:55:04 PM »
El Zarape
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« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2010, 09:29:28 PM »
Worked for a shirt tuck in Great Bend today.  At lunch, he told me that Gary Patterson was going to be an assistant coach with the understand that he'd be the head coach when LHC Bill Snyder decides to retire.  This is because Patterson needs to be informed/taught how to coach Snyder's system.


JFC, these people are why we can't have nice things.   :facepalm:



Also, spending the weekend in Garden City.  Good news, El Zarape isn't really gone.  The gay guy and his mom took the recipes and people and started a new place in the old Grain Bin.  Sweet.

 :) loved el zarape

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« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2010, 11:19:30 PM »
Worked for a shirt tuck in Great Bend today.  At lunch, he told me that Gary Patterson was going to be an assistant coach with the understand that he'd be the head coach when LHC Bill Snyder decides to retire.  This is because Patterson needs to be informed/taught how to coach Snyder's system.


JFC, these people are why we can't have nice things.   :facepalm:



Also, spending the weekend in Garden City.  Good news, El Zarape isn't really gone.  The gay guy and his mom took the recipes and people and started a new place in the old Grain Bin.  Sweet.

 :) loved el zarape


oh thank God, i was worried for a few weeks  :runaway:

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« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2010, 11:23:03 PM »
yeah, the owner of el zarape owed over $100,000 in back taxes, so they got shut down.  The gay brother opened this new place, I ate there tonight and it's really good.  A couple of guys I went to high school with are co-owners of the place, pretty good guys.

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« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2010, 12:20:54 AM »
Good thread, OK_Cat.

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« Reply #18 on: November 06, 2010, 12:50:18 AM »
When I lived in SWKansas I'd make the 40 mile drive (1 way) at least once a week to eat at El Zarape.  I probably would have eaten a dusty turd if if was covered in their green chile sauce.   :drool:

The last few years out there I made a switch to El Camino, it is rather spectacular (but different) as well.

When Zarape shut down a friend still out there was enraged.  His text messages made it pretty clear that he was gonna burn Garden City to the ground if things weren't corrected and fast.  He mellowed when he learned things were reopening.  I'll have to ask him at the game Saturday if he has hit the new spot yet.

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« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2010, 01:49:14 AM »
Lol at you retards driving all over buttfuck kansas for some rat dropping filled enchiladas.  You know why those places keep closing? Cause the health dept keeps closing them.  I would be willing to bet you have in fact eaten a (rat) turd covered in their green chile sauce.  YUM!!!

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« Reply #20 on: November 06, 2010, 02:30:25 AM »
great news about El Zarape.  :thumbsup:  Ft. Worth Zoo is going to go downhill when Mrs. Patterson leaves.

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« Reply #21 on: November 06, 2010, 06:31:00 AM »
well this thread is rough ridin' stupid.  appears to be completely made up. 

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« Reply #22 on: November 06, 2010, 11:51:18 AM »
Lol at you retards driving all over butteff kansas for some rat dropping filled enchiladas.  You know why those places keep closing? Cause the health dept keeps closing them.  I would be willing to bet you have in fact eaten a (rat) turd covered in their green chile sauce.  YUM!!!

jtksu, you are a 'tard.  The place closed down due to embezzlement and not paying taxes.  Had nothing to do with the health department.

Yeah, you go to your world of bww and other crap.  I'm sure they have no health violations.  :pray:

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« Reply #23 on: November 06, 2010, 11:59:25 AM »
Patterson's fave band:  The Eagles

Do now want.

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« Reply #24 on: November 06, 2010, 12:10:36 PM »
Yeah, they couldn't bother to pay taxes or even not steal from each other but I'm sure they ran a real tight ship in the cleanliness department.  GC as a whole is a health code viloation, everything is saturated with the overwhelming stench of cow crap.  Yum, I love me some cow crap flavored enchiladas!