White Guy Joe Goll To Rap @ Funk Bus Saturday

[SkinnyBenny]

If anyone cares to watch a white guy spit kinda bad rhymes and be way too into himself but still get way more tang than any of us, here's the info from the facebook invite:

‘Member how Mike Tyson was in jail for a while but then got out and came back to boxing and sent shockwaves through the sports world all over again by biting Evander Holyfield’s ear off?

Joe Goll is Tyson (without the rape conviction or the incredible Nintendo game) and we’re all Evander Holyfield. He blew in last year before A&M just long enough to knock your socks off, he left the Funk Bus world for a while, and now he’s back.

So come to the Funk Bus Saturday @ 5:30 before we (once again) suckerpunch Bevo in the grundle...and get your ear (metaphorically) bitten off by Joe Goll’s razor sharp RHYMES. So carpe diem, thugs! You won’t get another opportunity like this until at least next year.

Welcome to Manhattan, where we don’t play.

Cordially yours,
The Funk Bus Crew

P. S. Might be smart to come packing Horace Grant goggles, because we do expect women to throw their bras, and we will not be held liable if you get your eye poked out by some lady nipples that are crazy hard from those rhymes.  

Map:

[EllToPay]

omg

[EMAWmeister]

Joe Goll: worst thing to happen to MHK since that tornado.

[SkinnyBenny]

You're not far off, but I think you're forgetting about Cunty Stampede.

[Scary Smart]

Let the haters keep hating, Joe. I'll be there.

[pissclams]

i'm intrigued by the goll, skinnybenny, felix rex, kat kid, other random MHK'rs, funk buss crew, catmatt, trustdust, etc, connection.  can someone provide me a map?

no offense to any of you retards but it all seems kinda weird.

[SkinnyBenny]

Grumblings that SkinBen and KK may have a connection as former MHSIhndzz tennis practice buddies...

 

[pissclams]

That is map

[Kat Kid]

Grumblings that SkinBen and KK may have a connection as former MHSIhndzz tennis practice buddies...

 

yes.

[raquetcat]

Grumblings that SkinBen and KK may have a connection as former MHSIhndzz tennis practice buddies...

 

yes.

 

looks like he's got some new hits   http://www.myspace.com/theofficialjoegoll

[TrustTheDust]

Haters gonna hate.
http://tinyurl.com/2aa5tp4

[SkinnyBenny]

Haters gonna hate.
http://tinyurl.com/2aa5tp4

That flier:   

["storm"nut]

Joe Goll: worst thing to happen to MHK since that tornado.

Not too worried RCPD arrest rappers faster than handing out MIP tickets at a frat party. He will not last long.

[Kat Kid]

Just got reeled in to going to the game.

[PandaXpanda]

this sounds pretty elite. i wish it would have been last week. pxp may or may not have been at the tailgate next to the funkbus for a while last week. 

[TrustTheDust]

this sounds pretty elite. i wish it would have been last week. pxp may or may not have been at the tailgate next to the funkbus for a while last week. 

Not elite, anyone is welcome. Except for KK, he has a tendency to pee on things.

[SkinnyBenny]

this sounds pretty elite. i wish it would have been last week. pxp may or may not have been at the tailgate next to the funkbus for a while last week. 

 

[Kat Kid]

Prejudicial.  I will attend; the event and to my bladder's needs in an approptiate and timely fashion.

[PandaXpanda]

this sounds pretty elite. i wish it would have been last week. pxp may or may not have been at the tailgate next to the funkbus for a while last week. 

 

yeah, around 9:45ish, i was drunk. we crashed, we ate, we left.

[EMAWmeister]

Joe Goll: worst thing to happen to MHK since that tornado.

Not too worried RCPD arrest rappers faster than handing out MIP tickets at a frat party. He will not last long.