Rumblings - "Impostor" reveal thread

[ltrain]

The reveal has happened in the "like this site" thread!!!  Discussion should probably continue here though.  Mods?

Totally moderated the f^ck out of this and merged the two threads

 

[The42Yardstick]

BBS'in like a [redacted] over here

[Levi]

This is the alleged fake 'clams:

http://www.facebook.com/#/profile.php?id=17002761&ref=mf

J-Mart scooped me.

I liked it better when we were on the same team and I could take at least partial credit for your breaking news stories -- "Yeah, we work together". Now I feel like HR, kinda scared of losing my job because of you.

[JMart]

This is the alleged fake 'clams:

http://www.facebook.com/#/profile.php?id=17002761&ref=mf

J-Mart scooped me.

I liked it better when we were on the same team and I could take at least partial credit for your breaking news stories -- "Yeah, we work together". Now I feel like HR, kinda scared of losing my job because of you.

Holy crap. I'm tearing up laughing so hard at this thread. It was the most surreal crap ever...

I vote for "True 'clams" and "New 'clams." Thoughts?

[ChiComCat]

I have 3 friends in common with 'clams.  And I always kinda pinned 'clams for a guy who worked at Tanks, though.  Makes it a bit less surreal

[Trim]

J-Mart scooped me.

I liked it better when we were on the same team and I could take at least partial credit for your breaking news stories -- "Yeah, we work together". Now I feel like HR, kinda scared of losing my job because of you.

Guys, work this out.  We're gonna need a full investigative reporting TEAM around here.  

Next story to break: what was the real reason saul and his grill never made it to original katpak'r?  

[JMart]

I have 3 friends in common with 'clams.  And I always kinda pinned 'clams for a guy who worked at Tanks, though.  Makes it a bit less surreal

True or New?

[ChiComCat]

I have 3 friends in common with 'clams.  And I always kinda pinned 'clams for a guy who worked at Tanks, though.  Makes it a bit less surreal

True or New?

3 friends with new, old 'clams for tanks

[steve dave]

I have 3 friends in common with 'clams.  And I always kinda pinned 'clams for a guy who worked at Tanks, though.  Makes it a bit less surreal

True or New?

3 friends with new, old 'clams for tanks

Absolutely grill them for info on New Clams. 

[ChiComCat]

I have 3 friends in common with 'clams.  And I always kinda pinned 'clams for a guy who worked at Tanks, though.  Makes it a bit less surreal

True or New?

3 friends with new, old 'clams for tanks

Absolutely grill them for info on New Clams. 

On it, :mouserunningwithlantern:

[pissclams]

I have 3 friends in common with 'clams.  And I always kinda pinned 'clams for a guy who worked at Tanks, though.  Makes it a bit less surreal

True or New?

3 friends with new, old 'clams for tanks

this new clams guy is really starting to piss me off.  me, off.   

my haiku to new clams-

hey you new clams guy
you impersonate old clams
and think that crap flies?



also chicat, what was it about old clams that made you think i worked at tanks.  pay attention to how you word your response.  tia.

[ChiComCat]

I have 3 friends in common with 'clams.  And I always kinda pinned 'clams for a guy who worked at Tanks, though.  Makes it a bit less surreal

True or New?

3 friends with new, old 'clams for tanks

this new clams guy is really starting to piss me off.  me, off.   

my haiku to new clams-

hey you new clams guy
you impersonate old clams
and think that crap flies?



also chicat, what was it about old clams that made you think i worked at tanks.  pay attention to how you word your response.  tia.

That part was a joke.  Tanks is awful.  It is actually pretty fitting that he works there.

[Pete]

Pretty sure Haiku's are supposed to rhyme, dumbass.

[Gooch]

Pretty sure Haiku's are supposed to rhyme, dumbass.

just needs to be 5-7-5 HHIQ here.

[Fracker]

I heard he is a tall skinny uglyass white dude.

[chum1]

Daris went in the back.
He thought about maybe killing him self.
Hey, what did he do?

[pissclams]

Daris went in the back.
He thought about maybe killing him self.
Hey, what did he do?

I heard he likes anal.
Himself, not the imposter.
So that's what he got.

[Mikeyis4dcats]

Trim -- I will still enjoy your posts even if you don't post on my site, http://www.the-mainboard.com.  I don't expect anyone to join, just letting everyone know that the site (http://www.the-mainboard.com) is out there and ready for use, and there are a lot of big mean NU fans that we have to deal with on a regular basis and we could totally use the backup, bros.

maybe a little less spammy doucheness would prevent you from getting banned

[CrushNasty]

Know the imposter.... 

[Jeffy]

I have one friend in common with the faker.  The mutual friend used to babysit my daugther when she was in HS.  Mutual then became a stripper in college and subsequently dated Olu Hall.  I wonder from which of those past lives my MF knows the faker.

[pissclams]

I have one friend in common with the faker.  The mutual friend used to babysit my daugther when she was in HS.  Mutual then became a stripper in college and subsequently dated Olu Hall.  I wonder from which of those past lives my MF knows the faker.

it's like the 7 degrees of pissclams or something

[TBL]

Psst......'clams......Want me to have a "talk" with this mook?     

[pissclams]

Psst......'clams......Want me to have a "talk" with this mook?     

does this count as "cybercrime" 

[TBL]

Psst......'clams......Want me to have a "talk" with this mook?     

does this count as "cybercrime" 

Never discuss anything outside of the family. It's bad for business............

[ChiComCat]

Psst......'clams......Want me to have a "talk" with this mook?     

does this count as "cybercrime" 

Is cyber-identity theft?