SUPER HBBIQ PLAYER EVALS FROM SHBBIQ ANALYZER SD (ALSO EVERYONE ELSE)

[steve dave]

-Jake.  He's light years ahead of our next best player.
-Curt.  Our next best player.  Lefty hook is a beaut'.  Did the curt shrug in exhibition.  Saul make this:   with arms like this:   please.  tia.
-Wally.  Is very soft.  Took him almost an entire half to realize the type of competition he was playing against.
-Asprilla.  Love watching him.  Is going to make a ton of bonehead plays.  Active rebounder.
-Martavious.  Whatever.  Hates touching the ball.  Likes to steal it though, which is nice.
-Shane.  Beautiful.  Would do.
-Russell.  Is going to transfer.
-McG.  Dissapointing outing.  Hold out hope he has a great year.
-Devon.  Is short.  I like his ears.
-Canada.  Sucks.
-Nino.  LOL at his turnover.  Is too short.
-Sprads.  He had me at transition 3.
-JHR.  Being a full 6" taller than anyone for Newman didn't seem to help him.
-Jamar.  

[pissclams]

martavious has a very high bbiq, love watching him play.  also, he has more guns than rambo in first blood.

sprads:  future floor general (he's white).

asprilla:  slow to move his feet but a million times better than colon. will struggle to not foul against quicker big men.  at least he is athletic and can score in the post.

jake:  needs to be even more of a leader and help the n00bs.  can't be too chill on the court.

curt:  still soft.

wally:  still soft.  still can't play with his back to the basket.  post moves? we don't need no stinking post moves!

nino:  looks like he's still in high school.

JHR:  i've always been a fan.  doesn't seem to have changed much from last year.

russell:  wut

McG:  played ok, didn't do much.

shane:  made some freshman dumb stuff but could see minutes at the 2 because of his size and bbiq this year.

jamar:  hope your "eye" gets better

[sonofdaxjones]

Jake:  In "it's all on me, because the other guys suck" mode . . . showed.

CKelly:  Saul get to work . . . we're going to be seeing that a lot again this year.

McGruber:  

Ass-Prill-Ahhh:  Colon Jr. until further notice.  

Southwell:   Hope his great looks means he's drilling a lot of ass . . . because with that shot that's all he's going to be drilling.  

Irving:  There's a reason you don't sign nobody guards from Florida . . . M. Irving: Example 1A.

Wally:  I watch Wally play and I can only think of the Giant StayPuff Marshmallow guy from Ghostbusters . . . Wally is the African American Version of him wearing a band aid.

Nino:  Halfway decent stroke, kind of raw, looks like he might have some good hops . . . to early to tell . . . fantastic turnover, one of the best.  

El Canadian:  There's a reason you don't sign nobody Juco guards.  

JHR:  Should be banned from playing basketball . . . maybe a career in porn.  

Russell:  Might as well quit now and transfer . . . sucks for him, he probably looks great in practice just not enough "buy in" and we all know Frank favors "buy in" over actual ability . . .  unless you're Latino.   Probably a locker room bad attitude as well and we all know how much Frank values "team chemistry"  . . . Figz and Undy's could go recruit 8 suck ass players and a latino and Frank would be all    as long as they had "buy in and chemistry".  

Sprads:  aka 1988 Frat Portrait Pic hairdo . . . Frank is clearly babying him because he knows he's a spoiled Johnson County kid who can't handle any criticism.

The rest:  Their suck overflow'ith

[_33]

Anyone comparing Asprilla to Colon probably needs to have their dumbass levels checked.  They are exact opposites.

[sonofdaxjones]

Anyone comparing Asprilla to Colon probably needs to have their dumbass levels checked.  They are exact opposites.

It's not a comparison of styles at all . . . hello, hello??  Anyone . . . hello??

[Saulbadguy]

I can't/won't make animated gifs.  That was an "ecn" thing.

[steve dave]

I can't/won't make animated gifs.  That was an "ecn" thing.

ok, someone else here combine  with  and darken it up a bit.  ECN, I know you are reading this.

[hemmy]

ECN is dead

[_33]

Anyone comparing Asprilla to Colon probably needs to have their dumbass levels checked.  They are exact opposites.

It's not a comparison of styles at all . . . hello, hello??  Anyone . . . hello??

oh.

[Dr Rick Daris]

-Jake.  has a skill set that makes me think he could be an adequate shortstop/utility player for a contending mlb team. probably nl central or nl east.

-Curt.  his body is not as quick as his mind is. he needs to purchase a body excelerator (if they make those).

-Wally.  needs to purchase two of those body excelerators. needs to have a backup just in case.

-Asprilla.  looks 37 years old. would make a good bad guy in a bad hollywood movie. not head bad guy but second in charge. give him a tag line like "sprill gonna kill" or something. he'd absolutely die in the end. maybe fall into vat of hot liquid or something.

-Martavious.  i see what he's doing with the chin hair. not sure he's pulling it off but still a good call by the seasoned sophomore.

-Shane.  how many tatoos will this guy have as a senior at kstate? my guess-all of them. good looking devil. can't even imagine him out in aggieville in the summer time. might as well just have a house party and call it a night.

-Russell.  secretly wishes he was shane.

-McG.  has a skill set that makes me think he could be an adequate first baseman/right fielder for a contending mld team. prob al west.

-Devon.  do not know anything about this individual. good luck to him. he might need it.

-Canada.  too bad the exchange rate cost him 35% of his basketball skills. lmao. 

-Nino.  is it nino or neeno? how do they pronounce it in columbia? mods?

-Sprads.  could be the first wildcat to get worse looking after arriving on campus. needs to turn it around or will be absolutely undatable by his junior year.

-JHR.  looks like he could be the abnormally tall guy that works at the best buy in a town similar in size to manhattan. ex "hey, did you see jhr last night?" "who?" "you know, the really tall guy that works at best buy" "oh yeah. no though. no, i didn't see him. how tall do you think that guy is btw?"

-Jamar.   great personality. could be the guy in the real world new orleans house that drives all the other roomates nuts. would be a great competitor on those roadrules/realworld gauntlet type shows that they do.

[mcmwcat]

-Jake.  
-Curt.   
-Wally.   
-Asprilla.   
-Martavious.  
-Shane.  
-Russell.  
-McG.   
-Devon. 
-Canada.   
-Nino.   
-Sprads.  
-JHR.   
-Jamar.   

[WillieWatanabe]

Sounds like Dax thinks we will finish behind Nebraska this year 

[kso_FAN]

I liked Jake, Wally, Sprilla, Sprads, and Southwell.

I didn't like McGrud's, Kelly, and Tay.

Meh on the rest.

Looked like this game was a break for the guys.  Frank has been busting their tails and it showed.  Plus, its just hard to get much individual assessment with the line-up changing every 2-3 minutes.  I really just watched a) which guard played the best with Jake and b) which big attacked the glass the best.

[CNS]

Canada - Horrible.  rough ridin' Horrible.

Russell - Disposable.  Wonder if Kruger is still on campus.  Get Angel and get him ready.  Tards will hate this.


Jake -   


Wally - Better.  Not  but not 

Curt - exact same player as last year

Asprilla - Good behind the back pass.  Dece rebounds. will be in foul troub 90% of the time.

Rod - 

Sprad - 

Nino and Shane -  I think I will like 

JHR - Same as last year, only looks like he feels less  to him when he is on the floor.

'Tay - Is actually Sutton.  They shipped out 'Tay.

Jamar -  <--not love, but his eyes throbbing.

[kso_FAN]

I'm pretty sure in Canadian Juevol Myles means "Sky Thomas". 

[CNS]

I'm pretty sure in Canadian Juevol Myles means "Sky Thomas". 

I thought it meant "falls down a lot when he shouldn't"

[kso_FAN]

I'm pretty sure in Canadian Juevol Myles means "Sky Thomas". 

I thought it meant "falls down a lot when he shouldn't"

That was just hustle and floor burns.  He and Sprads were probably tops on the team in hustle type plays, getting on the ground for loose balls, JueSky took a charge, and what not.  I'm sure Frank will rewind and replay those clips over and over in film today.

[SPE_khat]

Jake - clearly still awesome but had his cookies stolen twice which makes me 

Wally - more timid than wall-e but will be big for us this year
Curt - still like his skills
Vic - great calves
Freddy - way sweeter than Freddy brown. Really made sweet Lou seem like a huge pos
Sprads - typical whitey , hustles , smart, fundamental, etc. Panifully slow at times
Nino - don't see how he's gonna fit in yet
Shane - cool customer, long
Gruds - seems very blue collar , sucked last night
Tav/Russell - please step up
Jhr - just so goofy, can't take seriously

[Saulbadguy]

KSU basketball team =   
KSU pep band = 
KSU fans = 
KSU concession stands =   
KSU postgame radio show = 

[Ira Hayes]

We have serious problems at guard.  There's no getting around it.  Loss of Clemente is HUGE.   

Can't see how we can be a top 10 team without at least one more guard stepping up - way up.  The matchups against MU and KU will be brutal.

[sys]

We have serious problems at guard.  There's no getting around it.  Loss of Clemente is HUGE.   

Can't see how we can be a top 10 team without at least one more guard stepping up - way up.  The matchups against MU and KU will be brutal.

relax.  95.

[Joker]

I can't/won't make animated gifs.  That was an "ecn" thing.

ok, someone else here combine  with  and darken it up a bit.  ECN, I know you are reading this.

Always wondered what happened to ECN.  Loved photoshopping with the guy.  Plus, our Simpson's characters looked eerily similar.

[Trim]

Briggs' new tarp is made of cheaper material than 17's new Colombian flag.

[gatoveintisiete]

Please do not make derogatory comments about JHR, for too long it has been ignored that the khatz extend their lead, or
make up ground while he is in the game.  I can't explain this phenomena, you will not find evidence in a stat line other than
like the change in score, but don't think for a minute that what I share with you today is not completely and unequivocably true.  

[CNS]

Please do not make derogatory comments about JHR, for too long it has been ignored that the khatz extend their lead, or
make up ground while he is in the game.  I can't explain this phenomena, you will not find evidence in a stat line other than
like the change in score, but don't think for a minute that what I share with you today is not completely and unequivocably true.  

The guy needs a mustache.