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J-E-T-S SUCK SUCK SUCK
« on: November 02, 2010, 10:51:10 PM »
      **Nancy Neg's**:

** Student Seciton/Chairbacks  GTFOOMF

** JAM-SAM-  If you are going to 'Nique our asses all year, just do it.  Or come back.  Very angry, not sure what to do.  Want you back.  You don't seem happy and I'm not happy either.  Let's try this again.  Talk to Frank, apologize.  Whatevs.  Just pull it together.

** Hey Sprads.  Easy on the 3 balls (1-7).  I know Frank "gave you the greenlight" but chill the eff out.  Otherwise nice job not looking like a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) out there.

** 21-40!  TWO AIRBALLS BY TWO DIFFERENT PLAYERS!  FRANK!  Address this immediately!  It is like he just rolls the ball out there and street balls it up at practice!  wtf?

** OJ better being raving to his brother about the chance to play significant minutes together.  "Naw, Frank is cool.  He's a really down to Earth guy!  I can't wait for you to get here bro!"  But whatever, he took ENERGY minutes and he is doing more with them.  Good fouls I guess.

** Gruds....Weren't you here last year?  You looked like the frosh while Sprads/Southwell were kicking their feet up and settling in.  Weird.  Maybe play better if you want to start?

** Russell Have you seen Godfather Part II?  When Frank asks you to go fishing with him, you might want to get some girl in another state pregnant or something and slip out the back door.

** Curtis Kelly.  Let's like try to get him the ball against this shitty white guys ok?  Yes that was directed at you Sprads or "Trigger" not sure what to call you.

PEGGY PO'S!!

** Dscott's shirt

** Sprads-  not a complete waste.  Hustled his ass off on slow white dudes on D in first half.  Looked gassed in 2nd (Greenwalt, cardio!) may be as good as Brady Morningstar next year (obviously will not be 25, so maybe actually better???)

** AS-PREE-YAAAA  Jesus christ we are soooo white.  Our Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) PA should be fired.  Props to almost as Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) Walters for knowing how to say.  Freddy is easily my favorite freshman  new guy.  Adorable (lost his shoe).  Had a nice behind the back in transition.

$$  Money.  Southwell will be good.  I am happy with him.  This is good.  Gruds, you better shape up.

** Tay  looked solid.  Played decent D, probably took too many shots.

**  Wally is easily the most frustrating player for our clueless white fan base.  He put up 14/11 with a block and a steal, not that you could tell from the groans and "Wally" sighs.

**  Pullen--  got swiped twice (waiting for J-mart to pull out some lame RP-esque anticipated tweet or some crap).  Looked like crap when Frank tossed him to the wolves with that tay/ojeleye/southwell/big (don't remember who) lineup.  Whatever he put up 15 and cruised on autopilot.  Looked good in transition and while we are nowhere near as fast up the court, we do have good ballhandlers that can find decent pullups or weave their way to the rim before the D is set.  Hopefully we get to the line more, but Jamar being out and a lack of giving a crap will do that.

** Fouls.  Not as many of them.  That was good.  Especially Wally (0!) and Curtis (2).  

**  JHR  Not bad.  Still pushed around.  Sweet sassy molassey we are deep.


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Re: J-E-T-S SUCK SUCK SUCK
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2010, 10:54:19 PM »
wally with zero fouls is being undervalued at this point.  very good stat.

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« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2010, 10:55:01 PM »
Good stuff.

I liked Sprilla, Sprads, and Southwell of the new guys (in that order).

Wally is going to be a very good basketball player for the Cats this year.

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« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2010, 10:57:49 PM »
Sprads or "Trigger" not sure what to call you.

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« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2010, 10:58:13 PM »
And yeah, I'll say it: Southwell looks A LOT like Akeem.  A lot.

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« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2010, 11:04:54 PM »
Nice job on the writeup.  Not sure why the student section is in the negs though.  It was packed and they were fairly loud for a while considering it was an exhibition.  I was actually impressed with how many people were there but game 2 will be a better test.

Freddy is so surprisingly adorable.  He makes mistakes but you can't even get mad at him because you can see how much he hates it.  Actually saw him hit himself in the head after turning it over. Love him.


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« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2010, 11:16:21 PM »
Nice job on the writeup.  Not sure why the student section is in the negs though.  It was packed and they were fairly loud for a while considering it was an exhibition.  I was actually impressed with how many people were there but game 2 will be a better test.

Freddy is so surprisingly adorable.  He makes mistakes but you can't even get mad at him because you can see how much he hates it.  Actually saw him hit himself in the head after turning it over. Love him.



amazing.  could not agree more.

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« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2010, 11:17:32 PM »
And yeah, I'll say it: Southwell looks A LOT like Akeem.  A lot.

I want to take credit for saying that on another board and pretend that I did it here.

Guys...seriously.  I told you all that he was an Akeem clone.  Sheesh.

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« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2010, 11:19:16 PM »
Agreed with the whole write up.

Anyone who talks crap on Wally doesn't know a damn thing about basketball.  If he doesn't leave for the NBA this year, he'll be a damn beast next year.

Kid is just waiting to break through and be dominant.

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« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2010, 11:22:16 PM »
Wally is going to be a very good basketball player for the Cats this year.

Hopefully not too good.  :ohno:

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« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2010, 11:44:46 PM »
*  - JHR is definitely stronger & in better shape than this year. Last year he was grasping for air half the time. No grasping tonight.

* - Myles might be the suck. Not a scorer in the slightest. Will just be used for PG as in passing only.

What did everyone think of C-Kell's game tonight? It's weird how he kind of looks out of shape.

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« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2010, 11:47:11 PM »
*  - JHR is definitely stronger & in better shape than this year. Last year he was grasping for air half the time. No grasping tonight.

* - Myles might be the suck. Not a scorer in the slightest. Will just be used for PG as in passing only.

What did everyone think of C-Kell's game tonight? It's weird how he kind of looks out of shape.

Jets did a good job of collapsing on big men.  Got some turnovers that way.  Also Kelly was not getting looks because they were bringing the double and our guards were chucking/being Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).  Kelly was and deserved to be pissed.

At least Sprilla got looks (mostly because he is thick as hell)

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« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2010, 11:53:57 PM »
wally with zero fouls is being undervalued at this point.  very good stat.
I'm still convinced he was just getting hazed by officials last year for being a freshman. I won't be surprised if he doesn't get called as much this year

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« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2010, 11:54:50 PM »
At least Sprilla got looks (mostly because he is thick as hell)

It should be a crime how athletic Sprilla is for his size. You could just tell by that behind the back pass that he has a very high BBIQ and has great basketball intangibles.

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« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2010, 11:56:47 PM »
Asprilla looked like what everyone was hoping Colon would develop into.

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« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2010, 11:57:27 PM »
At least Sprilla got looks (mostly because he is thick as hell)

It should be a crime how athletic Sprilla is for his size. You could just tell by that behind the back pass that he has a very high BBIQ and has great basketball intangibles.

easy there.  Russell had us thinking he might be worth a crap all last year off of one nice bounce pass.  Btw how adorable was Freddy's bounce pass?  It was like way too hard and completely unnecessary but went right where it was supposed to.

Maybe Art is not a complete huckster?

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« Reply #16 on: November 03, 2010, 12:01:37 AM »
At least Sprilla got looks (mostly because he is thick as hell)

It should be a crime how athletic Sprilla is for his size. You could just tell by that behind the back pass that he has a very high BBIQ and has great basketball intangibles.

easy there.  Russell had us thinking he might be worth a cac all last year off of one nice bounce pass.  Btw how adorable was Freddy's bounce pass?  It was like way too hard and completely unnecessary but went right where it was supposed to.

Maybe Art is not a complete huckster?

I do think that Russell is a complete stud offensively. He's just too laid back to play the type of defense/game that Frank wants him to.

How adorable is Sprad's jumper? It's like perfect form that his dad taught him in the driveway when he was just a little chap.

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« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2010, 12:22:13 AM »
AAANNNDDD I'm pretty sure that anything Freddie does is adorable because even his dunk was.

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« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2010, 07:43:59 AM »
Agreed with the whole write up.

Anyone who talks crap on Wally doesn't know a damn thing about basketball.  If he doesn't leave for the NBA this year, he'll be a damn beast next year.

Kid is just waiting to break through and be dominant.

Wally is still not comfortable with his back to the basket and didn't make the progress I was looking for in the off season.  He had a good game by getting rebounds and putbacks against 6'4" white guys from Pratt.  Props Wall-E!


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« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2010, 07:49:37 AM »
asprilla was fantastic.  is fantastic.  love him.


agree that judge was disappointingly uncomfortable looking.
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« Reply #20 on: November 03, 2010, 07:54:07 AM »
asprilla ya man, i loved him too.  can't wait to watch him play.


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« Reply #21 on: November 03, 2010, 07:55:23 AM »
asprilla has a fantastic ass and great hips.  :love:

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« Reply #22 on: November 03, 2010, 08:27:04 AM »
Seth Davis is tweeting up the poor FT shooting talking point. 

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« Reply #23 on: November 03, 2010, 08:44:40 AM »
And yeah, I'll say it: Southwell looks A LOT like Akeem.  A lot.

I want to take credit for saying that on another board and pretend that I did it here.

Guys...seriously.  I told you all that he was an Akeem clone.  Sheesh.

When Shane pins a floater at the top of the square, I'll agree.

Until then, they'll both just be long-armed humans.

I'm not against him, however.

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« Reply #24 on: November 03, 2010, 09:02:59 AM »
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