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Re: Taco Bell Taco Question
« Reply #25 on: February 09, 2010, 08:48:01 PM »
Take a bite of taco bell item, then squeeze half of a sauce packet directly in to mouth with food.

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Re: Taco Bell Taco Question
« Reply #26 on: February 09, 2010, 08:56:22 PM »
soft aren't as messy imo.

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Re: Taco Bell Taco Question
« Reply #27 on: February 09, 2010, 09:08:47 PM »
GMAFB with this macho bullshit thread.

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Re: Taco Bell Taco Question
« Reply #28 on: February 09, 2010, 09:23:27 PM »
also can not understand anyone choosing a stupid flour soft taco over a crunchy taco. soft, hard. crunchy, soggy/non crunchy. yellow, white. i can not see one place where the soft taco wins. you guys baffle me.

GTFOOMF with this.   :nono:  sorry, but i'd rather not have to account for the millions of little pieces that the shell breaks into when i bite into it. cuz then i get into awkward mode trying to make sure none of the pieces land anywhere but my mouth or in the wrapper. TFM (too frackin messy) not to mention the lettuce and cheese flying everywhere with every bite. jfc.

also, when i'm in the middle of the taco, i'd rather not have to decide, "do i want a lettuce-only bite, or a meat-only bite?" both please!!!

i'm sure we can all agree, however, that the Cheesy Gordita Crunch (C-G-C!!!)  reigns supreme over all other taco bell menu items. case closed.


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Re: Taco Bell Taco Question
« Reply #29 on: February 09, 2010, 09:24:00 PM »
.4 packets.
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Re: Taco Bell Taco Question
« Reply #30 on: February 09, 2010, 09:30:25 PM »
Take a bite of taco bell item, then squeeze half of a sauce packet directly in to mouth with food.

I bet you're gigantic   

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Re: Taco Bell Taco Question
« Reply #31 on: February 09, 2010, 09:53:11 PM »
Take a bite of taco bell item, then squeeze half of a sauce packet directly in to mouth with food.

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Re: Taco Bell Taco Question
« Reply #32 on: February 09, 2010, 10:09:06 PM »
Take a bite of taco bell item, then squeeze half of a sauce packet directly in to mouth with food.

I bet you're gigantic   

Scientific fact:  Putting the hot sauce on taco bell while it's in your mouth is nutritionally the same as putting it on prior to consuming. 

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« Reply #33 on: February 09, 2010, 10:16:40 PM »
Possibly true.

But being too lazy to squirt it on the taco leads to gigantic hardly flexible arms.

I'm not knocking the guy, I do the same thing. And I, am gigantic.

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Re: Taco Bell Taco Question
« Reply #34 on: February 09, 2010, 10:18:47 PM »
Possibly true.

But being too lazy to squirt it on the taco leads to gigantic hardly flexible arms.

I'm not knocking the guy, I do the same thing. And I, am gigantic.

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Re: Taco Bell Taco Question
« Reply #35 on: February 09, 2010, 10:22:19 PM »
Possibly true.

But being too lazy to squirt it on the taco leads to gigantic hardly flexible arms.

I'm not knocking the guy, I do the same thing. And I, am gigantic.

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Re: Taco Bell Taco Question
« Reply #36 on: February 10, 2010, 07:50:12 AM »
Isn't hot sauce like, really low in calore
Possibly true.

But being too lazy to squirt it on the taco leads to gigantic hardly flexible arms.

I'm not knocking the guy, I do the same thing. And I, am gigantic.
It's more of a flavor thing.  Honestly I think the packet to mouth thing takes more effort.  I'm not gigantic, at least I don't think so.
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Re: Taco Bell Taco Question
« Reply #37 on: February 10, 2010, 08:01:16 AM »
anyone else think that the fire isn't any hotter than the hot?
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Re: Taco Bell Taco Question
« Reply #38 on: February 10, 2010, 08:02:58 AM »
anyone else think that the fire isn't any hotter than the hot?
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Dunno but I like the quotes they put on the packets.
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Re: Taco Bell Taco Question
« Reply #39 on: February 10, 2010, 08:09:03 AM »
 :barf:
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: Taco Bell Taco Question
« Reply #40 on: February 10, 2010, 08:49:46 AM »
:barf:
sys, we all can't eat al pastor everyday


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Re: Taco Bell Taco Question
« Reply #41 on: February 10, 2010, 08:51:48 AM »
we all can't eat al pastor everyday

why?
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: Taco Bell Taco Question
« Reply #42 on: February 10, 2010, 08:59:47 AM »
I use Hot sauce only.

Regular sized burritos, I use 1 packet.
Grilled-Stuffed burrito, I use 2 packets.
Cruch Wrap, 1 packet.
Quesadillas, 1 1/2 packets.

I apply the sauce as I eat, and not before.
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Re: Taco Bell Taco Question
« Reply #43 on: February 10, 2010, 09:01:53 AM »
Great thread.

I use one per taco. Hot.

Same with me.  I get soft shell though. 
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Re: Taco Bell Taco Question
« Reply #44 on: February 10, 2010, 09:02:17 AM »
Late night 5 layer last night.  2 packets of hot, applied on a bite per bite basis.  This is the only way to go if you aren't eating on the go, JMHO.

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Re: Taco Bell Taco Question
« Reply #45 on: February 10, 2010, 09:20:11 AM »
we all can't eat al pastor everyday

why?
it's just not available everywhere, sys.  i will be in LA soon and will be a taco truck stalking, al pastor eating madman.


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Re: Taco Bell Taco Question
« Reply #46 on: February 10, 2010, 10:02:12 AM »
Only eat burritos of different varieties, but just squirt a little on each bite totally 2-3 packets per burrito.
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