Bruschetta!!

[catINdallas]

I like Fazoli's bread sticks. Do those count?

Are they YOUR recipe?  Did YOU make them?

I THINK NOT!!!!!!!

Also, let the record show that "Fazoli's bread sticks" has been stricken from AppleJack's testimony.

[sys]

Cheeses....
1a) Pecorino Romano.  Was my hands down favorite with it's almost crunchy texture and salty taste but the gap is quickly being closed by ...
1b) Soft Chavrie.  Equally salty as the Pecorino Ramano but textured like an ultra creamy spread (still uses goats milk like the Pecorino)
3)   Mozzarella.  Pretty generic (as the name suggests) substitute if you either: a) have neither of the above b) have absolutely no culture/taste

gmafb.

[catINdallas]

Cheeses....
1a) Pecorino Romano.  Was my hands down favorite with it's almost crunchy texture and salty taste but the gap is quickly being closed by ...
1b) Soft Chavrie.  Equally salty as the Pecorino Ramano but textured like an ultra creamy spread (still uses goats milk like the Pecorino)
3)   Mozzarella.  Pretty generic (as the name suggests) substitute if you either: a) have neither of the above b) have absolutely no culture/taste

gmafb.

sheep, goat, really semantics.  Do these not tickle your palate?

[Pete]

Embarrassing bruschetta story....

I always thought it was pronunced "brew-SHetta," but it's not.  It's pronounced "brew-sKetta."   A super weirdo waiter was repeating my order back to me, and when I would say "brew-shetta," he'd repeat back "OK, an order of brew-sKetta," and I was like "Wow, this dude does not no how to pronounce my apps."  Dude brings it to the table and is just over the rough ridin' top about saying "brew-sKKKKKKetta."  I repeat back, "thanks for the brew-shetta, LOL."

Well, I look it up when I got home and the weirdo was right!  How embarrassing!!!!!

[The1BigWillie]

I like bruschetta.  I like 'clam's opinions more though.  So... eff bruschetta.

What an effing tool. clams, see what stupid cac you can get your shadow to do. But seriously though, congrats clams on finding your full time fluffer..

Back to the topic at hand. cId I think some morels could be delish but hard to find. I also think a little sliver of green chile (real green chile, non of this anahiem or poblano bullshit) with some manchego cheese and a dabble of olive oil  could be good.

I know I could eff anyone up who uses the word "delish". You'd better pump your brakes.

[catINdallas]

Embarrassing bruschetta story....

I always thought it was pronunced "brew-SHetta," but it's not.  It's pronounced "brew-sKetta."   A super weirdo waiter was repeating my order back to me, and when I would say "brew-shetta," he'd repeat back "OK, an order of brew-sKetta," and I was like "Wow, this dude does not no how to pronounce my apps."  Dude brings it to the table and is just over the rough ridin' top about saying "brew-sKKKKKKetta."  I repeat back, "thanks for the brew-shetta, LOL."

Well, I look it up when I got home and the weirdo was right!  How embarrassing!!!!!

OMG, it's stories like this that I envisioned when I dreamt up this thread!  THat is a glorious story!  THANK YOU FOR YOUR COURAGE!

[Pete]

This joint in Leawood has a nice Bruscetta spread...

http://www.kctrezovino.com/Dinner.pdf

The apple with Brie is DELISH!

[ew2x4]

My wife likes bruschetta. I think she's a moron.

[catINdallas]

My wife likes bruschetta. I think she's a moron.

Now that's a marriage built to last...

[Poonhound69]

french bread sliced to preference and brushed with olive oil, although I recommend thinly cut.  Tomatoes, basil and feta added cooked in the oven on a cookie sheet at a relatively low heat, probably around 300 although not an exact science.  I prefer the bread to not get too toasted, although that is also just a preference.  If you don't like feta than that is your loss. 

[Brock Landers]

My wife likes bruschetta. I think she's a moron.

Fantastic message boarding right here.  Proof that subtle, direct posts are the best.

[Pittcat]

Holy crap, I found the stupid!

[CNS]

It wasn't exactly hiding.

[gato montes]

This joint in Leawood has a nice Bruscetta spread...

The apple with Brie is DELISH!

Watch out throwing delish around Pete. wantsbigwillieinhismouth will pump your brakes. Or plug your tailpipe or whatever he said he could do while hanging from clams shifter.

[Pittcat]

It wasn't exactly hiding.

This is true.

[pissclams]

This joint in Leawood has a nice Bruscetta spread...

The apple with Brie is DELISH!

Watch out throwing delish around Pete. wantsbigwillieinhismouth will pump your brakes. Or plug your tailpipe or whatever he said he could do while hanging from clams shifter.

that sounds delish + glorious all at one time!  will you take a bath with me?

[Cire]

BOOORING.

[ArchE_Cat]

This joint in Leawood has a nice Bruscetta spread...

The apple with Brie is DELISH!

Watch out throwing delish around Pete. wantsbigwillieinhismouth will pump your brakes. Or plug your tailpipe or whatever he said he could do while hanging from clams shifter.

that sounds delish + glorious all at one time!  will you take a bath with me?

be careful 'clams, he'll want to listen to kenny g  

[gato montes]

This joint in Leawood has a nice Bruscetta spread...

The apple with Brie is DELISH!

Watch out throwing delish around Pete. wantsbigwillieinhismouth will pump your brakes. Or plug your tailpipe or whatever he said he could do while hanging from clams shifter.

that sounds delish + glorious all at one time!  will you take a bath with me?

I'll make some room for ya

[bakerman]

  at thinking that being able to make toast with stuff on top means you know how to cook...

bruschetta.  more like crapetta. 

this stuff is nothing more than the invention of some restauranteur who wanted to make an easy buck off of his patrons. 

restauranteur:  what kind of appetizer can i make that doesn't cost crap but that i can charge $10 for?

restauranteur:  zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

restauranteur:  i've got it, i'll take the cheapest ingredients i have and put them on old bread and charge these idiots for it.  i'll pretend people in italy eat this crap. 

diners:  yum, this crap tastes so authentic, i feel like i'm in ROME!





imo, this bruschetta crap is nothing more than some italianized weak ass rip off of a real and authentic appetizer,  nachos.

So, what this tells me is that you can't cook.  Does that about sum it up?

I think you read it wrong.  What it should tell you is that you're a rough ridin' idiot.  Try reading it again and tell me what you get.