What? Me worry?

[ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn]

[EMAWzified]

What do you have to worry about. Your season already sucks.

[CNS]

This guy has a point.

[CatsNShocks]

That's not fair.

[EMAWmeister]

UCLA didn't seemed to be too worried about their passing game when the ran it between the tackles all day long 

[SuperG]

I think this picture of Carson is more endearing.

[CNS]

I think this picture of Carson is more endearing.

The bolo tie makes him look more sophisticated. 

[ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn]

That's certainly not what I was going for.

[Lefty]

3 words: Take a look at Major Applewhite and tell me he doesn't look like the biggest rough ridin' dork you've seen play the game. Go ahead and tell me that Major Applewhite would shatter records for UT and be a complete badass. Because based upon Major Applewhite's picture, I wouldn't believe you for a second. If CCQ had 1/8th of Major Applewhite's heart, we'd be 6-2 right now.

[hatingfrancisco]

3 words: Take a look at Major Applewhite and tell me he doesn't look like the biggest effing dork you've seen play the game. Go ahead and tell me that Major Applewhite would shatter records for UT and be a complete badass. Because based upon Major Applewhite's picture, I wouldn't believe you for a second. If CCQ had 1/8th of Major Applewhite's heart, we'd be 6-2 right now.

 

Major Applewhite's hail marys' didn't peter out 27 yards from the line of scrimmage.

[ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn]

3 words: Take a look at Major Applewhite and tell me he doesn't look like the biggest effing dork you've seen play the game. Go ahead and tell me that Major Applewhite would shatter records for UT and be a complete badass. Because based upon Major Applewhite's picture, I wouldn't believe you for a second. If CCQ had 1/8th of Major Applewhite's heart, we'd be 6-2 right now.

I recommend you google "what, me worry?"

[CHONGS]

3 words: Take a look at Major Applewhite and tell me he doesn't look like the biggest rough ridin' dork you've seen play the game. Go ahead and tell me that Major Applewhite would shatter records for UT and be a complete badass. Because based upon Major Applewhite's picture, I wouldn't believe you for a second. If CCQ had 1/8th of Major Applewhite's heart, we'd be 6-2 right now.

Quit being shitty!
 

[Lefty]

I can honestly say that was my worst message board post of the year.  I was trying to say Major looked like a dork but he was still a badass.

[ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn]

Let's talk about this:

[yoga-like_abana]

Let's talk about this:

This was relevant about 4 years ago.

[CNS]

If it was feasible for 1998 to actually call and want something back, I would imagine that it would be the fumble not a shitty vid.

[ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn]

Let's talk about this:

This was relevant about 4 years ago.

That's the best you've got?

[yoga-like_abana]

Let's talk about this:

This was relevant about 4 years ago.

That's the best you've got?

That vid is the best you've got?

[Three Fingers]

Are these the best "best you've gots" you've got?

[Havs]

[bakerman]

   Is he jacking off toward the fans?!

[Havs]

   Is he jacking off toward the fans?!

Yea, "If you don't Suck it Texas, I'm going to jizz all over your wife!!"

[CHONGS]

   Is he jacking off toward the fans?!

Yea, "If you don't Suck it Texas, I'm going to jizz all over your wife!!"

HAVERHILL!

[Dugout DickStone]

   Is he jacking off toward the fans?!

Yea, "If you don't Suck it Texas, I'm going to jizz all over your wife!!"

LHC Bill Snyder did the same thing towards ISU fans after he piped them at Arrowhead.

[bradleigh]

Not sure which crappy thread to put this in, but goEMAW.com is really playing down to the competition with this longhorn guy.