Author Topic: Cool things you've done that nobody cared about but they rough ridin' well should've (Read 9973 times)

chunkles · « **on:** October 31, 2010, 10:01:06 PM »

1. Ripped the handle off of my locker in 5th grade because the lock sucked and I was

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chunkles · « **Reply #1 on:** October 31, 2010, 10:02:47 PM »

2. decapitated a wasp from 10 feet away by throwing a broomstick like a javelin.

chunkles · « **Reply #2 on:** October 31, 2010, 10:05:24 PM »

3. shot a coworker with a rubber band from 20+ away through a large roll of drawings. He was hiding behind them but I hit him in the eye.

felix rex · « **Reply #3 on:** October 31, 2010, 10:19:03 PM »

I can't add to this thread right now, but I love it.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #4 on:** October 31, 2010, 10:21:05 PM »

Quote from: felix rex on October 31, 2010, 10:19:03 PM

I can't add to this thread right now, but I love it.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #5 on:** October 31, 2010, 10:26:20 PM »

Quote from: chunkles on October 31, 2010, 10:05:24 PM

3. shot a coworker with a rubber band from 20+ away through a large roll of drawings. He was hiding behind them but I hit him in the eye.

4. Tried to do this, but the rubber band got stuck in the in the ceiling tiles and is still currently hanging there.

5. Kicked a basketball into the rafters in a gym, it bounced around and dropped into the basket right next to me.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #6 on:** October 31, 2010, 10:28:42 PM »

6. shot a basketball over the pear tree in our front year, and over the backboard....SWISH. I got very good at this and could do it at least once every 10 shots.

bringonthecats · « **Reply #7 on:** October 31, 2010, 10:39:17 PM »

one night i dreamt a conversation that i had with a friend that actually occurred about 4 hours later. pretty much what i'm saying is that i can see the future. no one seemed to care though...

kougar24 · « **Reply #8 on:** October 31, 2010, 10:40:10 PM »

7. Lived in a badass apartment.

DQ12 · « **Reply #9 on:** October 31, 2010, 10:44:17 PM »

Held a stingray!

Pittcat · « **Reply #10 on:** October 31, 2010, 10:49:58 PM »

"Re-landscaped" my HS football coach's front yard with diesel fuel.

Pittcat · « **Reply #11 on:** October 31, 2010, 10:50:42 PM »

Hitchhiked across Rhode Island.

Benja · « **Reply #12 on:** November 01, 2010, 01:39:36 AM »

Location: Gf's real nice apt. bathroom, 4:30 a.m., soph yr new years, 2007

Took a crap, sneezed snot all over myself, and threw up on my own feet, in that order, all in the span of about 6 seconds.

stunz · « **Reply #13 on:** November 01, 2010, 02:21:06 AM »

obliterated a butterfly on accident taking a practice swing. the rough rider exploded into dust.

felix rex · « **Reply #14 on:** November 01, 2010, 07:21:26 AM »

Quote from: stunz on November 01, 2010, 02:21:06 AM

obliterated a butterfly on accident taking a practice swing. the rough rider exploded into dust.

I like this one.

Pete · « **Reply #15 on:** November 01, 2010, 07:55:25 AM »

Helped found a website where jerk offs talk about awesome stuff I love, but no one else cares about.

pissclams · « **Reply #16 on:** November 01, 2010, 08:51:39 AM »

mods, please merge this with the Embarassing Secrets thread, tia.

pike · « **Reply #17 on:** November 01, 2010, 11:14:53 AM »

Had a huge W in foosball at omalleys

Dirty Sanchez · « **Reply #18 on:** November 01, 2010, 11:16:52 AM »

Beat a black guy in basketball.

TBL · « **Reply #19 on:** November 01, 2010, 11:31:13 AM »

During an American Legion ball game, hit a HR over the lights in center field where it then plummeted like a missile right next to a girls softball pitcher getting ready to pitch on an adjoining field. Scared the crap out of her. (She was my gf at the time) Sosa got nothing on me.

ew2x4 · « **Reply #20 on:** November 01, 2010, 11:37:14 AM »

Shot a grass hopper with an air soft pistol (desert eagle model) at about 15 feet away. split the rough rider in half.

j-von · « **Reply #21 on:** November 01, 2010, 11:44:32 AM »

1. Was on the driving range at Colbert and killed a bird with a shot from my 3 iron. Kind of like the Randy Johnson of golf. I worked there at the time so I drove the Gator down after to confirm the kill.

2. Hate to bring up another rubber band story, but in High School I was messing with one of those super big rubber bands and my math teacher told me to give it to him. I was in the back of the classroom and he was at his desk so he told me to just shoot it up there. I shot it as hard as I could and nailed him right in the glasses. He didn't even flinch even when he knew it was going to hit him which may have been more impressive than my shot.

Benja · « **Reply #22 on:** November 01, 2010, 12:03:38 PM »

When I was 10 or 11, I had like an old tv and a radio and a couple other things in my room that didn't have remotes for them, and apparently I was tired of getting out of bed to turn stuff off. So I came up with the idea to fasten a 5 or 6 ft string to the ceiling with a tennis ball tied at the end. It would hang next to my bed and whenever I needed to shut something off I would just launch the tennis ball towards the off switch. I got pretty good to where I could even flip the light switch on the wall all the way across the room. I did finally end up breaking my radio one day and my mom made me take the tennis ball down, but I think I used that method for over a year.

prome05 · « **Reply #23 on:** November 01, 2010, 01:56:54 PM »

Quote from: bringonthecats on October 31, 2010, 10:39:17 PM

one night i dreamt a conversation that i had with a friend that actually occurred about 4 hours later. pretty much what i'm saying is that i can see the future. no one seemed to care though...

Did you show off by saying the stuff that your friend was gonna say right before your friend actually said it?

prome05 · « **Reply #24 on:** November 01, 2010, 02:01:00 PM »

Quote from: Benja on November 01, 2010, 12:03:38 PM

When I was 10 or 11, I had like an old tv and a radio and a couple other things in my room that didn't have remotes for them, and apparently I was tired of getting out of bed to turn stuff off. So I came up with the idea to fasten a 5 or 6 ft string to the ceiling with a tennis ball tied at the end. It would hang next to my bed and whenever I needed to shut something off I would just launch the tennis ball towards the off switch. I got pretty good to where I could even flip the light switch on the wall all the way across the room. I did finally end up breaking my radio one day and my mom made me take the tennis ball down, but I think I used that method for over a year.

I had something similar set up with kite handles and hooks. I could turn on/off my light and fan from bed.