Author Topic: How many of us will talk ourselves in to UT win? (Read 6058 times)

Kat Kid · « **on:** October 31, 2010, 02:04:20 AM »

I won't. Mack and Greg are gasping for air and our defense is just what the doctor ordered. If we beat them, I will actually feel bad. If you thought sad wooly was like punching a baby, sad mack is like stomping on a whole family of adorable raccoons. Hard to fathom really. Will also cause unadulterated glee for everyone that we will quickly regret. I think I am going to have to up my hours of sys' fan therapy. He has a philosophy of tough love and aversive therapy, but if it works for the gays I guess it is good enough for me.

I wish we could just rough ridin' lose 8 games a year and make this easy. This is brutal.

"storm"nut · « **Reply #1 on:** October 31, 2010, 02:10:48 AM »

Quote from: Mr. KK on October 31, 2010, 02:04:20 AM

I won't. Mack and Greg are gasping for air and our defense is just what the doctor ordered. If we beat them, I will actually feel bad. If you thought sad wooly was like punching a baby, sad mack is like stomping on a whole family of adorable raccoons. Hard to fathom really. Will also cause unadulterated glee for everyone that we will quickly regret. I think I am going to have to up my hours of sys' fan therapy. He has a philosophy of tough love and aversive therapy, but if it works for the gays I guess it is good enough for me.

I wish we could just rough ridin' lose 8 games a year and make this easy. This is brutal.

it's CTR baby. Records don't mean anything.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #2 on:** October 31, 2010, 09:29:01 AM »

People still think we're going to win games? The only game that we win on the rest of the schedule is North Texas.

Joker · « **Reply #3 on:** October 31, 2010, 09:46:00 AM »

If we had pulled out a win against Baylor or OSU, I'd probably have my hopes up for Texas. But, as of right now, I have more hope for an airplane flying around with a banner.

Panjandrum · « **Reply #4 on:** October 31, 2010, 09:52:51 AM »

Quote from: OK_Cat on October 31, 2010, 09:29:01 AM

People still think we're going to win games? The only game that we win on the rest of the schedule is North Texas.

Eh, Colorado is awful.

Panjandrum · « **Reply #5 on:** October 31, 2010, 09:54:47 AM »

Earlier in the year, I thought that Texas could be beaten, but their defense is going to make this look like the Nebraska game all over again.

Snyder will go into 'turtle shell' mode, run Thomas up the gut 30 times, and we'll just hope someone scoops up a fumble for a TD or Powell takes one to the house on a KO return.

That's going to be a brutal game to watch. Unless you are rooting for Garrett, and we'll make him look like a Heisman candidate.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #6 on:** October 31, 2010, 10:00:31 AM »

Quote from: Panjandrum on October 31, 2010, 09:54:47 AM

Earlier in the year, I thought that Texas could be beaten, but their defense is going to make this look like the Nebraska game all over again.

Snyder will go into 'turtle shell' mode, run Thomas up the gut 30 times, and we'll just hope someone scoops up a fumble for a TD or Powell takes one to the house on a KO return.

That's going to be a brutal game to watch. Unless you are rooting for Garrett, and we'll make him look like a Heisman candidate.

Geezus dude . . . why do you even bother to post over in Powertardville anymore??

O-town Kat · « **Reply #7 on:** October 31, 2010, 10:10:53 AM »

No reason to believe we'll win another conference game, even CU. D is a sieve and O does not easily overcome even a 7 point deficit

Panjandrum · « **Reply #8 on:** October 31, 2010, 10:11:57 AM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on October 31, 2010, 10:00:31 AM

Quote from: Panjandrum on October 31, 2010, 09:54:47 AM
Earlier in the year, I thought that Texas could be beaten, but their defense is going to make this look like the Nebraska game all over again.

Snyder will go into 'turtle shell' mode, run Thomas up the gut 30 times, and we'll just hope someone scoops up a fumble for a TD or Powell takes one to the house on a KO return.

That's going to be a brutal game to watch. Unless you are rooting for Garrett, and we'll make him look like a Heisman candidate.

Geezus dude . . . why do you even bother to post over in Powertardville anymore??

It will be over soon. I've got about a month to go.

Pett · « **Reply #9 on:** October 31, 2010, 10:50:23 AM »

All valid points KK. But it does need to be noted that Texas is terrible...

Havs · « **Reply #10 on:** October 31, 2010, 10:52:58 AM »

They suck. I will revoke your Farmageddon Championship out of complete embarrassment for being involved with Kansas State in any way... ever. You guys get them in Manhattan and their Old Balls seat is hot to the point where he pisses himself. Meanwhile, your old balls still grins when he farts on the sideline.

Scary Smart · « **Reply #11 on:** October 31, 2010, 11:24:06 AM »

Quote from: Haverhill on October 31, 2010, 10:52:58 AM

They suck. I will revoke your Farmageddon Championship out of complete embarrassment for being involved with Kansas State in any way... ever. You guys get them in Manhattan and their Old Balls seat is hot to the point where he pisses himself. Meanwhile, your old balls still grins when he farts on the sideline.

Weird post.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #12 on:** October 31, 2010, 11:42:10 AM »

Quote from: Haverhill on October 31, 2010, 10:52:58 AM

They suck. I will revoke your Farmageddon Championship out of complete embarrassment for being involved with Kansas State in any way... ever. You guys get them in Manhattan and their Old Balls seat is hot to the point where he pisses himself. Meanwhile, your old balls still grins when he farts on the sideline.

You piss yourself when you get in your car in the summer? Or is your interior cloth?

Joker · « **Reply #13 on:** October 31, 2010, 11:51:46 AM »

Quote from: Mr. KK on October 31, 2010, 11:42:10 AM

Quote from: Haverhill on October 31, 2010, 10:52:58 AM
They suck. I will revoke your Farmageddon Championship out of complete embarrassment for being involved with Kansas State in any way... ever. You guys get them in Manhattan and their Old Balls seat is hot to the point where he pisses himself. Meanwhile, your old balls still grins when he farts on the sideline.

You piss yourself when you get in your car in the summer? Or is your interior cloth?

In Hav's defense, those pleather seats can get pretty toasty.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #14 on:** October 31, 2010, 11:58:01 AM »

Quote from: Scary Smart on October 31, 2010, 11:24:06 AM

Quote from: Haverhill on October 31, 2010, 10:52:58 AM
They suck. I will revoke your Farmageddon Championship out of complete embarrassment for being involved with Kansas State in any way... ever. You guys get them in Manhattan and their Old Balls seat is hot to the point where he pisses himself. Meanwhile, your old balls still grins when he farts on the sideline.

Weird post.

ISU fighting VERY hard for a moral win over the Cats. A UT win would go a long ways towards them convincing themselves they are on par with KSU.

Clevey 2 Times · « **Reply #15 on:** October 31, 2010, 12:18:38 PM »

Was Brod Smith injured? Didn't see the entire game...

Pinstripe bowl hopes remain alive...

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #16 on:** October 31, 2010, 12:21:38 PM »

Quote from: Cleveland on October 31, 2010, 12:18:38 PM

Was Brod Smith injured? Didn't see the entire game...

Pinstripe bowl hopes remain alive...

wut

Clevey 2 Times · « **Reply #17 on:** October 31, 2010, 12:53:37 PM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on October 31, 2010, 12:21:38 PM

Quote from: Cleveland on October 31, 2010, 12:18:38 PM
Was Brod Smith injured? Didn't see the entire game...

Pinstripe bowl hopes remain alive...

wut

Forgot, broken leg....

doom · « **Reply #18 on:** October 31, 2010, 01:05:07 PM »

Quote from: Cleveland on October 31, 2010, 12:53:37 PM

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on October 31, 2010, 12:21:38 PM
Quote from: Cleveland on October 31, 2010, 12:18:38 PM
Was Brod Smith injured? Didn't see the entire game...

Pinstripe bowl hopes remain alive...

wut

Forgot, broken leg....

Havs · « **Reply #19 on:** October 31, 2010, 03:54:58 PM »

Quote from: Joker on October 31, 2010, 11:51:46 AM

Quote from: Mr. KK on October 31, 2010, 11:42:10 AM
Quote from: Haverhill on October 31, 2010, 10:52:58 AM
They suck. I will revoke your Farmageddon Championship out of complete embarrassment for being involved with Kansas State in any way... ever. You guys get them in Manhattan and their Old Balls seat is hot to the point where he pisses himself. Meanwhile, your old balls still grins when he farts on the sideline.

You piss yourself when you get in your car in the summer? Or is your interior cloth?

In Hav's defense, those pleather seats can get pretty toasty.

I have dark cloth seats. Just in case I ever have to give LHC Bill Snyder a ride.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #20 on:** October 31, 2010, 04:18:31 PM »

Quote from: Haverhill on October 31, 2010, 03:54:58 PM

Quote from: Joker on October 31, 2010, 11:51:46 AM
Quote from: Mr. KK on October 31, 2010, 11:42:10 AM
Quote from: Haverhill on October 31, 2010, 10:52:58 AM
They suck. I will revoke your Farmageddon Championship out of complete embarrassment for being involved with Kansas State in any way... ever. You guys get them in Manhattan and their Old Balls seat is hot to the point where he pisses himself. Meanwhile, your old balls still grins when he farts on the sideline.

You piss yourself when you get in your car in the summer? Or is your interior cloth?

In Hav's defense, those pleather seats can get pretty toasty.

I have dark cloth seats. Just in case I ever have to give LHC Bill Snyder a ride.

How much do you hate that he totally owns ISU, on a scale of 1-14?

Sugar Dick · « **Reply #21 on:** October 31, 2010, 05:44:54 PM »

Quote from: Mr. KK on October 31, 2010, 02:04:20 AM

I won't. Mack and Greg are gasping for air and our defense is just what the doctor ordered. If we beat them, I will actually feel bad. If you thought sad wooly was like punching a baby, sad mack is like stomping on a whole family of adorable raccoons. Hard to fathom really. Will also cause unadulterated glee for everyone that we will quickly regret. I think I am going to have to up my hours of sys' fan therapy. He has a philosophy of tough love and aversive therapy, but if it works for the gays I guess it is good enough for me.

I wish we could just effing lose 8 games a year and make this easy. This is brutal.

You talked me into it. We're Gonna Win!!!!!

ZmoneyKSU · « **Reply #22 on:** October 31, 2010, 07:09:47 PM »

Can we get Prince to comeback and guest coach this week?

Pittcat · « **Reply #23 on:** October 31, 2010, 07:12:10 PM »

Quote from: ZmoneyKSU on October 31, 2010, 07:09:47 PM

Can we get Prince to comeback and guest coach this week?

How about another MOU?

T42YS · « **Reply #24 on:** October 31, 2010, 07:13:41 PM »

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