Daniel Thomas was the only thing good we had on offense. Hey f8cking Hilburn, Quarles and especially you, you muthafcka Tannehill, CATCH THE GODDAMN FOOTBALL. Other than Thomas, players not trying to lose: Steven Harrison, Ty Zimmerman, Hrebec (

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List of plays we f8cked up royally on (feel free to add to):David Garrett gets a perfect spiral from Weeden: Fail
Tannehill catching the ball in general: Fail
Thomas running free for 30+ from our own 5, pointless hold by McDonald: Fail
We execute on onside kick, Hilburn offsides: Fail
ELammur (head so far up ass must unzip pants to see): Fail x5
Cherry from 24: Fail
Weeden's Hail Mary to 4 Cat DB's: Fail
Quarles chest pass from Thomas for an OSU INT: Fail
Quarles on 3d down: Fail
Coffman from his 7 straight to the LB: Fail
Hartman trying to tackle = 5-10 more yards for the RB: Fail
Hilburn on 4th down with 1 minute left: Fail
False Start Penalties ad nauseum: Fail