Wind

[_33]

Good grief.  Get out of my face loser.

[Dugout DickStone]

   <  but my kite rippling in the wind today at Berkley Park

[Dirty Sanchez]

notre dame doesn't like wind either.  Dude did his best texas a&m impersonation.

[yoga-like_abana]

Those assholes from Chicago can kiss are ass. This is bullshit.

[jmlynch1]

Love wind. LOVE it.

[WillieWatanabe]

It's so Kansasy. I love it.

[_33]

Anybody know if it's going to be windy today? 

[Dr Rick Daris]

Anybody know if it's going to be windy today? 

you know what's worse than a windy day? a cold windy day. i hate wind. hate it. imagine being outside with wet socks on and it's kind of cold and windy and starting to lightly sprinkle. just horrible, huh?

[_33]

Anybody know if it's going to be windy today? 

you know what's worse than a windoy day? a cold windy day. i hate wind. hate it. imagine being outside with wet socks on and it's kind of cold and windy and starting to lightly sprinkle. just horrible, huh?

You should have seen my face after reading your post.  I got so sad/frustrated just thinking about that scenario.

[WillieWatanabe]

who hates chapped lips? This guy.

[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

Aw, wind isn't so bad.

It's not like that losery humidity.  Humidity needs to GTFOOMF.

[Dr Rick Daris]

Aw, wind isn't so bad.

It's not like that losery humidity.  Humidity needs to GTFOOMF.

humidity is great. i would take five humidities to one win any day of the week.

[broXcore]

notre dame doesn't like wind either.  Dude did his best texas a&m impersonation.

gonna be a lot of fall-out from this incident

[_33]

Aw, wind isn't so bad.

It's not like that losery humidity.  Humidity needs to GTFOOMF.

Yeah, I remember the time humidity blew dirt in my eye at a baseball game and scratched my eyeball and caused me immense pain.  Or the time I picked up my hot dog to take a bite and humidity blew my plate (which had potato chips on it) all the way across the yard and everyone laughed at me.

[WillieWatanabe]

I remember the time i had a sweaty ball sac because the wind. Luckily humidity dried it out for me.

[Dr Rick Daris]

Aw, wind isn't so bad.

It's not like that losery humidity.  Humidity needs to GTFOOMF.

Yeah, I remember the time humidity blew dirt in my eye at a baseball game and scratched my eyeball and caused me immense pain.  Or the time I picked up my hot dog to take a bite and humidity blew my plate (which had potato chips on it) all the way across the yard and everyone laughed at me.

knock knock
who's there
there are two of us here. humidity and wind.
oh. alright then. come on in humidity. wind, you can stay outside where you belong and probably just leave the area altogether. nobody likes you. sorry to have to be the a-hole here but it's just the way it is wind. don't shoot the messenger. good luck to you on your journeys.

[steve dave]

So, a guy walks into a bar and another guy runs up and boots him in the nutsack.  The first guy cocks back his fist to punch the guy that kicked him but then stops and says, "Oh, sorry, I thought you were wind.  Almost hit you there. Also, don't boot me in the ballsack again if it's not too much trouble.  Good day."

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

Yeah I hate HATEwind, but his cousin, breeze  .

[Benja]

I remember the time i had a sweaty ball sac because the wind. Luckily humidity dried it out for me.

Boom. Fuckin' nailed it. When was the last time humidity did anything to help anybody? Wind's all like, "Oh hai you guys, can I make your kites fly and push your sail boat around for you? Do you own a flag? Would you like it to flap in the wind? You know all those leaves in your front yard you've been avoiding raking up? Well give me a couple weeks and I'll prob just scatter most of them around your neighbors yards anyways. Problem solved.

How many times have you told that story we're you're like "Ya, Phil, Sebastian and I we're so darn HOT at the BALLGAME we thought we were gonna DIE, but then the WIND PICKED UP a bit, and it like, HELPED SO MUCH US TO FEEL BETTER."

Humidity is just all like, "Hey, you know this unbearably hot gross day? How about I come make it GROSSER?"

[kitten_mittons]

I remember the time i had a sweaty ball sac because the wind. Luckily humidity dried it out for me.

Boom. Fuckin' nailed it. When was the last time humidity did anything to help anybody? Wind's all like, "Oh hai you guys, can I make your kites fly and push your sail boat around for you? Do you own a flag? Would you like it to flap in the wind? You know all those leaves in your front yard you've been avoiding raking up? Well give me a couple weeks and I'll prob just scatter most of them around your neighbors yards anyways. Problem solved.

How many times have you told that story we're you're like "Ya, Phil, Sebastian and I we're so darn HOT at the BALLGAME we thought we were gonna DIE, but then the WIND PICKED UP a bit, and it like, HELPED SO MUCH US TO FEEL BETTER."

Humidity is just all like, "Hey, you know this unbearably hot gross day? How about I come make it GROSSER?"

Grosser isn't a word.  Your argument is void.  (Don't worry, you were on the dumb side of the argument anyways)

[Joker]

kitten_mittons
rough ridin' Creep

 

[Jeffy]

A distinct case of "Nebraska Sucks" and "Oklahoma Blows."

[Dr Rick Daris]

kitten_mittons
effing Creep

 

 

[WillieWatanabe]

kitten_mittons
rough ridin' Creep

 

must have been the cannibalism thread.

[kitten_mittons]

kitten_mittons
rough ridin' Creep

 

must have been the cannibalism thread.

yeah, pretty rude, right?