OT: Easist job in THE WORLD: A LHC Bill Snyder Assistant Coach

[Pete]

What other job can you have where you are completely dog crap at what you do, make hundreds of thousands of dollars, and never ever worry about getting fired. 

I also considered Vice President of the United States, post-Viagra-invention porno fluffer, and Manager of Spirit Street...none is as sweet of a gig as being an AC for LHC Bill Snyder. 

[KITNfury]

What other job can you have where you are completely dog crap at what you do, make hundreds of thousands of dollars, and never ever worry about getting fired. 

I also considered Vice President of the United States, post-Viagra-invention porno fluffer, and Manager of Spirit Street...none is as sweet of a gig as being an AC for LHC Bill Snyder. 

It definitely is amongst the highest in job security, according to market reports.

[kcchiefdav]

I'd add head coach of the Dallas Cowboys to that list.

[Pete]

I'd add head coach of the Dallas Cowboys to that list.

Coach of the Miami Heat will be up there on the list, but still not as great as an AC for OB.

[unleashthemob]

What gets me is when Snyder took over again he went begging for more money so that he could lure in good assistant coaches. If the rumors about bill retiring the first time for refusing to fire his cronies is true....then maybe, we need to see if it works a second time! 

[ELL3]

Barber at Marine Corps Boot Camp

[Dugout DickStone]

Associate AD/Director of Football Operations, Kansas State University.

[hemmy]

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[ednksu]

I wouldn't want to be the HC of the Heat right now.  If you aren't 10-0 right out of the gate Riley is going to sack you.  Interesting........a General manager or "director" willing to fire a head coach if they don't make the best out of their team.

[The Whale]

What other job can you have where you are completely dog crap at what you do, make hundreds of thousands of dollars, and never ever worry about getting fired. 

I also considered Vice President of the United States, post-Viagra-invention porno fluffer, and Manager of Spirit Street...none is as sweet of a gig as being an AC for LHC Bill Snyder. 

I dunno, you'd have to pretend to work long hours and junk.  You wouldn't actually have to work though, just be present.  Maybe get a fold out couch in your office, take a nap while "studying" film.

[wabash909]

What other job can you have where you are completely dog crap at what you do, make hundreds of thousands of dollars, and never ever worry about getting fired. 

I also considered Vice President of the United States, post-Viagra-invention porno fluffer, and Manager of Spirit Street...none is as sweet of a gig as being an AC for LHC Bill Snyder. 

K-state Men's Head Basketball coach under former AD Jon Wefald and Junior Assistant Tim Weiser is right up there as well.  For about a 10 year span there with Asbury and Wooldridge that was about the easist path to a cool million known to man.

[HeinBallz]

black head football coachs... the job security isn't there, but the at the rate of buyout clauses who gives a eff... amirite?

[Joker]

black head football coachs... the job security isn't there, but the at the rate of buyout clauses who gives a eff... amirite?

If you don't mind the racism and being labeled a failure, it would be a pretty sweet gig.  Basically, you get paid 5 years salary for doing 2 years worth of work.  Again, if you can handle everything that comes along with it.

[HeinBallz]

I'd let cow crap on my chest in the middle of ksu stadium filled to capacity while people from my past stood behind me with a microphone telling embarrassing stories about my life while everyone laughed - for 5 million dollars.

[FHSU92]

black head football coachs... the job security isn't there, but the at the rate of buyout clauses who gives a eff... amirite?

If you don't mind the racism and being labeled a failure, it would be a pretty sweet gig.  Basically, you get paid 5 years salary for doing 2 years worth of work.  Again, if you can handle everything that comes along with it.

Might be able to get by with less than one if a certain coach fitting that 'scription is fired soon...Won't be called racist since they're simply trying to create a better scenario to lure the Tulsa AD.

[wetwillie]

The Colts backup qb has pretty pud gig.  I doubt he even takes practice reps.

[Skipper44]

Domestic beer distributor in a college town