Try the S'MORE-GASM, take graham cracker(s) replace the chocolate with Reeces peanut butter cup and place marshmallow atop, microwave until the marshmallow practically explodes, pull door open and allow marshmallow to shrink (do this a few times til the reeces melts a little), take another graham cracker and smoosh down the marshmallow, grab some real cold milk and enjoy
(I take mo responsibility for any health problems you may incure if you consume COPIUS amounts of these following the smoking of the hippy lettuce)
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