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Offline ksuwizard

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This guy needs to be...
« on: October 21, 2010, 01:17:27 PM »
...taken out back and beat with a purple rubber hose.  I'm at a loss...

http://www.kansan.com/weblogs/proud-to-be-a-converted-jayhawk/2010/aug/18/proud-to-be-a-converted-jayhawk/


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Re: This guy needs to be...
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2010, 01:23:30 PM »
I know of quite a few KU grad EMAWs on this board  :peek:

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Re: This guy needs to be...
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2010, 01:26:27 PM »
that guy seems like a troll

just seems like he is trying way too hard

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Re: This guy needs to be...
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2010, 01:26:56 PM »
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It goes without saying that KU is better overall in sports as well.

Apparently he hasn't been paying attention much lately.
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Re: This guy needs to be...
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2010, 01:30:43 PM »



pfffft, they can have him

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Re: This guy needs to be...
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2010, 01:35:01 PM »



pfffft, they can have him

I agree.  Once I saw the picture on the 'Rest of the story' link, I think Wildcat Nation is OK letting him go....

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Re: This guy needs to be...
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2010, 01:37:14 PM »
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If we were to have kids, which we can't due to health reasons, I would do anything possible to convince them to be Jayhawks.

Well, thank goodness.
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Re: This guy needs to be...
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2010, 01:38:02 PM »
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If we were to have kids, which we can't due to health reasons, I would do anything possible to convince them to be Jayhawks.

Well, thank goodness.

pfftt
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Re: This guy needs to be...
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2010, 01:39:26 PM »
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If we were to have kids, which we can't due to health reasons, I would do anything possible to convince them to be Jayhawks.

Well, thank goodness.

am I a bigot in thinking this guy is gay because of the above reason?
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Re: This guy needs to be...
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2010, 01:41:38 PM »
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If we were to have kids, which we can't due to health reasons, I would do anything possible to convince them to be Jayhawks.

Well, thank goodness.

am I a bigot in thinking this guy is gay because of the above reason?

I just figured God was on the ball here and opted not to allow this dude to spawn.

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Re: This guy needs to be...
« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2010, 01:42:33 PM »
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If we were to have kids, which we can't due to health reasons, I would do anything possible to convince them to be Jayhawks.

Well, thank goodness.

I for one am kinda sad this guy can't have kids. My kids would have had a lot of fun kicking the cac of his kids.
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Re: This guy needs to be...
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2010, 01:46:32 PM »
I should give credit to my wife as well who is a KU grad. She might have helped in knocking some sense into me

I bet his wife is 300 lbs and actually does beat him.. Classic case of skinny ugly guy with fat domanatrix chick.

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Re: This guy needs to be...
« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2010, 01:47:44 PM »
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If we were to have kids, which we can't due to health reasons, I would do anything possible to convince them to be Jayhawks.

Well, thank goodness.

am I a bigot in thinking this guy is gay because of the above reason?

Wow, stormy just called Fitz gay.

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Re: This guy needs to be...
« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2010, 01:49:00 PM »
What I read in this article:

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I met my lover at THE University of Kansas so now I will worship them and be a Jayhawk fan forever.


What really happened:

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The junior high kids in Manhattan beat me up in the park when I would walk fluffy.
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Re: This guy needs to be...
« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2010, 01:50:02 PM »
No wonder, he is impotent

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Re: This guy needs to be...
« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2010, 01:51:07 PM »
...taken out back and beat with a purple rubber hose.  I'm at a loss...

http://www.kansan.com/weblogs/proud-to-be-a-converted-jayhawk/2010/aug/18/proud-to-be-a-converted-jayhawk/

Daris is already using the back.  To kill himself.

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Re: This guy needs to be...
« Reply #16 on: October 21, 2010, 01:58:06 PM »
 :users:

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Re: This guy needs to be...
« Reply #17 on: October 21, 2010, 01:58:56 PM »
:users:

Your manifesto was way better than his.

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Re: This guy needs to be...
« Reply #18 on: October 21, 2010, 02:03:52 PM »
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If we were to have kids, which we can't due to health reasons, I would do anything possible to convince them to be Jayhawks.

Well, thank goodness.

am I a bigot in thinking this guy is gay because of the above reason?

Wow, stormy just called Fitz gay.

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Re: This guy needs to be...
« Reply #19 on: October 21, 2010, 02:11:41 PM »
Good rough ridin' riddance bad person.

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Re: This guy needs to be...
« Reply #20 on: October 21, 2010, 02:16:51 PM »
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If we were to have kids, which we can't due to health reasons, I would do anything possible to convince them to be Jayhawks.

Well, thank goodness.

Both of you being dudes does is not "health reasons."

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Re: This guy needs to be...
« Reply #21 on: October 21, 2010, 02:19:51 PM »
Its a good think I'm not in a position of power at KSU.  I would start dissociating people so hard Stalin would think I was being Harsh. 
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Re: This guy needs to be...
« Reply #22 on: October 21, 2010, 02:21:12 PM »
I did not read this:

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Re: This guy needs to be...
« Reply #23 on: October 21, 2010, 02:26:15 PM »
...taken out back and beat with a purple rubber hose.  I'm at a loss...

http://www.kansan.com/weblogs/proud-to-be-a-converted-jayhawk/2010/aug/18/proud-to-be-a-converted-jayhawk/

Daris is already using the back.  To kill himself.

why would he do that?

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Re: This guy needs to be...
« Reply #24 on: October 21, 2010, 02:29:17 PM »



pfffft, they can have him

Is that his conf win prediction for this year?