Hiccup cures

[CHONGS]

need asap

tia

[jtksu]

Have your bf kick you in the dick.  That usually does the trick.

[CHONGS]

Have your bf kick you in the dick.  That usually does the trick.

Sorry no bf at this time (dry spell). 

NEXT!

[treysolid]

you will need:

one (1) large glass of water
your hands

take one hand and pinch your nose shut.  take you other hand and pick up the glass of water.  take a very deep breath.  commence drinking water, drinking as much water as you can until you can no longer hold your breath.  stop drinking and breathe.  as long as you can hold your breath for longer than 5 seconds, you hiccups will be cured.

[CHONGS]

you will need:

one (1) large glass of water
your hands

take one hand and pinch your nose shut.  take you other hand and pick up the glass of water.  take a very deep breath.  commence drinking water, drinking as much water as you can until you can no longer hold your breath.  stop drinking and breathe.  as long as you can hold your breath for longer than 5 seconds, you hiccups will be cured.

Just tried this and vomited water all over the floor.

Hiccups still remain.

THANKS A LOT TREY!

[EllToPay]

Think about hiccuping. Goes right away.

[KSU_foo]

I usually swallow my hiccups.  Works most of the time.

IF, for some reason, that doesn't work, I drink a glass of water upside down.  That'll clear em up!

[wetwillie]

Why do you want them to go away?  I like the hiccups

[CHONGS]

****UPDATE****

They are gone, no thanks to any of the poster here.

Last time I ask you rubes for advice.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Next time, take a swig of pickle juice. Works every time for me.

[jtksu]

Clearly, Nuts Kicked has tried my nut kicking remedy.

[T42YS]

Love these types of threads. LOVE them.

[DQ12]

Whenever anyone has hiccups around me, I do the following:

Get serious about the situation, way more serious than one would otherwise get.  Have them sit down and explain to them clearly that they need to concentrate very hard and let me know just before they hiccup that they're about to hiccup.  So they sit there for about fifteen seconds, getting really embarrassed because they're all "LOL I Don't know!  This is hard!", all the while, without hiccuping.  Soon thereafter, they're all, "I think they're gone?"  to which I respond, "Exactly."

[treysolid]

you will need:

one (1) large glass of water
your hands

take one hand and pinch your nose shut.  take you other hand and pick up the glass of water.  take a very deep breath.  commence drinking water, drinking as much water as you can until you can no longer hold your breath.  stop drinking and breathe.  as long as you can hold your breath for longer than 5 seconds, you hiccups will be cured.

Just tried this and vomited water all over the floor.

Hiccups still remain.

THANKS A LOT TREY!

Vids or it didn't happen.

[steve dave]

Whenever anyone has hiccups around me, I do the following:

Get serious about the situation, way more serious than one would otherwise get.  Have them sit down and explain to them clearly that they need to concentrate very hard and let me know just before they hiccup that they're about to hiccup.  So they sit there for about fifteen seconds, getting really embarrassed because they're all "LOL I Don't know!  This is hard!", all the while, without hiccuping.  Soon thereafter, they're all, "I think they're gone?"  to which I respond, "Exactly."

This is good.  Sometimes I will make a super serious bet with someone that they aren't going to hiccup again (they have to believe the bet is real) and they won't.  But, if they do, don't pay. 

[Pittcat]

Whenever anyone has hiccups around me, I do the following:

Get serious about the situation, way more serious than one would otherwise get.  Have them sit down and explain to them clearly that they need to concentrate very hard and let me know just before they hiccup that they're about to hiccup.  So they sit there for about fifteen seconds, getting really embarrassed because they're all "LOL I Don't know!  This is hard!", all the while, without hiccuping.  Soon thereafter, they're all, "I think they're gone?"  to which I respond, "Exactly."

I use a slight variation of this that involves holding your breath and intense focus on some point in front of you.  My wife calls this the "black fly on a white post" technique.  The trick is to hold your breath until you can no longer hold it any longer...then count off 3 seconds in your head, and exhale.  95% success rate. 
(cases of extremely stubborn hiccups may require repeated attempts)

[Jeffy]

Next time, try this:   

[CHONGS]

Next time, try this:   

I really don't think Herman Cain would approve Jeffy....

tsk tsk tsk

[EllToPay]

Whenever anyone has hiccups around me, I do the following:

Get serious about the situation, way more serious than one would otherwise get.  Have them sit down and explain to them clearly that they need to concentrate very hard and let me know just before they hiccup that they're about to hiccup.  So they sit there for about fifteen seconds, getting really embarrassed because they're all "LOL I Don't know!  This is hard!", all the while, without hiccuping.  Soon thereafter, they're all, "I think they're gone?"  to which I respond, "Exactly."

good thing i suggested this about five minutes before, otherwise chings would still be hiccuping his balls off.

This is good.  Sometimes I will make a super serious bet with someone that they aren't going to hiccup again (they have to believe the bet is real) and they won't.  But, if they do, don't pay. 

[felix rex]

Whenever anyone has hiccups around me, I do the following:

Get serious about the situation, way more serious than one would otherwise get.  Have them sit down and explain to them clearly that they need to concentrate very hard and let me know just before they hiccup that they're about to hiccup.  So they sit there for about fifteen seconds, getting really embarrassed because they're all "LOL I Don't know!  This is hard!", all the while, without hiccuping.  Soon thereafter, they're all, "I think they're gone?"  to which I respond, "Exactly."

Tips on how to get someone to do this to you without you knowing? I mean, this is great for everyone else, but it really does nothing for me (or Chingon, for that matter).

[Jeffy]

Next time, try this:   

I really don't think Herman Cain would approve Jeffy....

tsk tsk tsk

For you, he will make an exception.  Why are you so against hiccups?   

[DQ12]

Whenever anyone has hiccups around me, I do the following:

Get serious about the situation, way more serious than one would otherwise get.  Have them sit down and explain to them clearly that they need to concentrate very hard and let me know just before they hiccup that they're about to hiccup.  So they sit there for about fifteen seconds, getting really embarrassed because they're all "LOL I Don't know!  This is hard!", all the while, without hiccuping.  Soon thereafter, they're all, "I think they're gone?"  to which I respond, "Exactly."

Tips on how to get someone to do this to you without you knowing? I mean, this is great for everyone else, but it really does nothing for me (or Chingon, for that matter).

Basically just really focus on the next time your going to hiccup.

[jtksu]

Everytime I have hiccups, I can focus on nothing but the next hiccup. 

[Testy Westy]

Shove your finger down your throat like you're making your self throw up.  You always have a huge hurtful burp before any chunks come out.  The hiccup will escape with this initial burp.

IMPORTANT: stop shoving your finger down your throat after that or chunks will fly.

[_33]

Whenever I get the hiccups I get terrified that they will never go away and I'll have them for the rest of my life.  Luckily getting terrified is a good way to cure hiccups so it works out pretty well for me.