Message to Big 10 fans:
When you see some inbred Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) wearing a corn cob hat in your college town next year, you should resist the urge to do the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) a favor and destroy the hat. You can rest assured that that Nebraska-loving son of a bitch will not show you the kind of judicial restraint that the Texas fan showed the Nebraska thug who undoubtedly used his new found freedom to go home and beat his wife.