What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?

[Bill Grogans Goat]

Kill her now.  You will be out in 20.

On the other hand, justifiable homicide ?

[TBL]

Right behind the ear. Tell the cops your were gambling a lot and were in deep. They'll think it was a mob hit.

[CNS]

Sounds like you are going to be screwed for some time to come.  Teen Mom made the morning news with one of the teen moms punching her d00d in the face a bunch. 

Your wife will want to see that play out.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

O.k. Here is what you do.  Start watching it with your wife.  No matter how fuggly the girls are on the show you should talk about how hot they are and that you would love to nail them.  Just be unrelenting on the amount of improper lust for these girls.  Say things like "I bet she is a great lay, we already know she puts out."  Or "What I wouldn't give to dip my wang in some young hot tail like that."  Insist on watching with your wife everytime and say things like this she will be turned off of it pretty quick or divorce you either way the problem is solved!

[ew2x4]

Do people not have man caves any more?

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

Do people not have man caves any more?

Who calls it a man cave any more go back to last year loser!  BTW who has time to watch T.V. Play video games etc... enough to warrent a "man cave?" 
Not this guy.  I prefer to spend time with my lovely wife and 3 wonderful kids.

[jtksu]

^^^^ Clearly (I'm too stupid to find a better word than gay).^^^^^

[NXL]

Idiots.  So easy.

Nice lotion.  Light music.  Candles.  "Rough day at work, babe?  How 'bout I rub your back?"

That gets the TV shut of then and there.  Do this enough, you get sex whenever you want and sometimes when you're not expecting it, and on those rare moods when she's not in the mood, she'll still say, "Sorry, I'm not in the mood ... but you lie back and I'll take care of you."

Back rubs, you chumps.  They are the man's version of a blow-job, and if you do them right (and often), a woman is putty in your hands. 

[bringonthecats]

i'm a girl and hate 'teen mom' and '16 and pregnant'. god awful.
i would suggest:
watch 'jersey shore' with her, it's great.
during the time slot that aforementioned shows are on, pop in a dvd of either 'entourage', 'the office', or some other good show that both guys & girls like. i.e. manipulate her into enjoying other shows that you want to watch.

[ew2x4]

Do people not have man caves any more?

Who calls it a man cave any more go back to last year loser!  BTW who has time to watch T.V. Play video games etc... enough to warrent a "man cave?" 
Not this guy.  I prefer to spend time with my lovely wife and 3 wonderful kids.

Somebody is jealous.

[bakerman]

i'm a girl and hate 'teen mom' and '16 and pregnant'. god awful.
i would suggest:
watch 'jersey shore' with her, it's great.
during the time slot that aforementioned shows are on, pop in a dvd of either 'entourage', 'the office', or some other good show that both guys & girls like. i.e. manipulate her into enjoying other shows that you want to watch.

 

[jtksu]

Not sure if taping your junk back qualifies you as a girl.

[TBL]

i'm a girl and hate 'teen mom' and '16 and pregnant'. god awful.
i would suggest:
watch 'jersey shore' with her, it's great.
during the time slot that aforementioned shows are on, pop in a dvd of either 'entourage', 'the office', or some other good show that both guys & girls like. i.e. manipulate her into enjoying other shows that you want to watch.

You sound like you like anal. Confirm?

[TheMadCatter]

i'm a girl and hate 'teen mom' and '16 and pregnant'. god awful.
i would suggest:
watch 'jersey shore' with her, it's great.
during the time slot that aforementioned shows are on, pop in a dvd of either 'entourage', 'the office', or some other good show that both guys & girls like. i.e. manipulate her into enjoying other shows that you want to watch.

  A girl?!

[T42YS]

Wait. There are girls on the internet? Nobody told me this.

==MMMMOOOOOODDDDDSSSSSSSS!?!?==

 

[OK_Cat]

there are no girls on the internet.  total lies.

[WillieWatanabe]

there are no girls on the internet.  total lies.

well if there was, leave it to the worst poster on here and the resident perv to chase her/him away.

[bakerman]

there are no girls on the internet.  total lies.

well if there was, leave it to the worst poster on here and the resident perv to chase her/him away.

pretty sure jt, tbl, madcatter, and 42 beat him to it... jfc, nothin like jizzin in your pants at the mere mention of posting on the same board as a female...

[WillieWatanabe]

there are no girls on the internet.  total lies.

well if there was, leave it to the worst poster on here and the resident perv to chase her/him away.

pretty sure jt, tbl, madcatter, and 42 beat him to it... jfc, nothin like jizzin in your pants at the mere mention of posting on the same board as a female...

Wasn't referring to OK_Cat.

[OK_Cat]

damn straight.  everybody loves me. 

[bakerman]

there are no girls on the internet.  total lies.

well if there was, leave it to the worst poster on here and the resident perv to chase her/him away.

pretty sure jt, tbl, madcatter, and 42 beat him to it... jfc, nothin like jizzin in your pants at the mere mention of posting on the same board as a female...

Wasn't referring to OK_Cat.

should of realized this. i love Ok_Cat's posts fwiw.

[Dr Rick Daris]

Do people not have man caves any more?

you know who has a top notch man cave? stevedave. he let me crash in it during the college world series this year. lots of ksu gear and a big tv with surround sound and a bar with bar paraphanalia all over the place.

[bringonthecats]

i'm a girl and hate 'teen mom' and '16 and pregnant'. god awful.
i would suggest:
watch 'jersey shore' with her, it's great.
during the time slot that aforementioned shows are on, pop in a dvd of either 'entourage', 'the office', or some other good show that both guys & girls like. i.e. manipulate her into enjoying other shows that you want to watch.

You sound like you like anal. Confirm?

deny

Not sure if taping your junk back qualifies you as a girl.

you're an idiot.

[SkinnyBenny]

Only a true fruitcake would try to poster intimidate the only girl who has sniffed around here for months.

[ew2x4]

Do people not have man caves any more?

you know who has a top notch man cave? stevedave. he let me crash in it during the college world series this year. lots of ksu gear and a big tv with surround sound and a bar with bar paraphanalia all over the place.

I knew the bar was gonna be a hit.