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Favorite White Guy
« on: October 14, 2010, 07:57:57 PM »
Coffman-

This guy is a running machine!  I mean I know Taylor Martinez was fast, but this kid is NOT BAD!  I really like him.  Don't really understand everyone's hankering for one of the "other" quarterbacks.  I trust him.  Snyder trusts him.  He could have voted in the 19th century.  Let's rally behind OUR qb!  Carson Coffman leading us to VIC-TOE-REE!

Ty Zimmerman-

Whoa!  Talk about a defender!  This lil' guy is pretty fun to watch!  He plays Rover and My goodness he COMES RIGHT OVER!  I appreciated how he secured the football before running.  Too many times you see players that have not been properly coached just try to scoop it up on the run.  NOT THIS YOUNGSTER!  He is a real treat.  And he is a FRESH-MAN!

Braden Wilson-

My favorite.  He is a tractor. (metaphor)  But he is also as strong as an ox! (similie)  I really appreciate all he does for this football team.  He does not demand glory like some of those fantsy pantsy position players.  Instead he clears the way for WILDCAT VICTORIES!

TANNAHILL-

Not sure.  His name sounds ethnic.  He is pretty good at football for my cats so I love him.  He really did a good job in the first half with that touchdown!


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Re: Favorite White Guy
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2010, 08:00:50 PM »
goddamned amazing post
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Re: Favorite White Guy
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2010, 08:03:05 PM »
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Re: Favorite White Guy
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Re: Favorite White Guy
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2010, 08:08:30 PM »
Ty Zimmerman is awful. One game against one of the worst teams in D-1 doesn't make up for every other game this season.

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Re: Favorite White Guy
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2010, 08:11:26 PM »
Zimmerman is a true freshman, so cut him a little slack.  Lots of DBs look like crap as freshmen.  That said, is it cool if I'm captain of Team Braden?!  Please?!

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Re: Favorite White Guy
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2010, 08:12:32 PM »
Ty Zimmerman is awful. One game against one of the worst teams in D-1 doesn't make up for every other game this season.

god you're still a dumbass.
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Re: Favorite White Guy
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2010, 08:14:33 PM »
Ty Zimmerman is awful. One game against one of the worst teams in D-1 doesn't make up for every other game this season.

god you're still a dumbass.

I know this thread is somewhat of a joke but have you watched him in the other games? He's been a disgrace.

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Re: Favorite White Guy
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2010, 08:15:25 PM »
Ty Zimmerman is awful. One game against one of the worst teams in D-1 doesn't make up for every other game this season.

god you're still a dumbass.

I know this thread is somewhat of a joke but have you watched him in the other games? He's been a disgrace.

what has he done? Apparently i have missed it.
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Re: Favorite White Guy
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2010, 08:22:29 PM »
Ty Zimmerman is awful. One game against one of the worst teams in D-1 doesn't make up for every other game this season.

god you're still a dumbass.

I know this thread is somewhat of a joke but have you watched him in the other games? He's been a disgrace.

Are you sure you haven't been watching tysyn hartman?

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Re: Favorite White Guy
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2010, 08:24:42 PM »
I've seen all of our safeties and for the most part, they suck. Please go back and watch the NU game if you think Zimmerman is good.

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Re: Favorite White Guy
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2010, 08:48:28 PM »
Coffman-

This guy is a running machine!  I mean I know Taylor Martinez was fast, but this kid is NOT BAD!  I really like him.  Don't really understand everyone's hankering for one of the "other" quarterbacks.  I trust him.  Snyder trusts him.  He could have voted in the 19th century.  Let's rally behind OUR qb!  Carson Coffman leading us to VIC-TOE-REE!

Ty Zimmerman-

Whoa!  Talk about a defender!  This lil' guy is pretty fun to watch!  He plays Rover and My goodness he COMES RIGHT OVER!  I appreciated how he secured the football before running.  Too many times you see players that have not been properly coached just try to scoop it up on the run.  NOT THIS YOUNGSTER!  He is a real treat.  And he is a FRESH-MAN!

Braden Wilson-

My favorite.  He is a tractor. (metaphor)  But he is also as strong as an ox! (similie)  I really appreciate all he does for this football team.  He does not demand glory like some of those fantsy pantsy position players.  Instead he clears the way for WILDCAT VICTORIES!

TANNAHILL-

Not sure.  His name sounds ethnic.  He is pretty good at football for my cats so I love him.  He really did a good job in the first half with that touchdown!

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Re: Favorite White Guy
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2010, 09:45:47 PM »
Boy I tell you what.  Was NOT aware that COllin Klein was a white guy.  HE REALLY MOVES!  Reminds me of that Taylor Martinez guy.  Boy after Carson is gone he may see some real live snaps!  What a future we have ahead of us Wildcat fans.  Just a great day.  A great day for K-Staters all over.

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Re: Favorite White Guy
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2010, 09:49:09 PM »
I would still like to see Klein @ WR.  Dude is faster than I thought.

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Re: Favorite White Guy
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2010, 10:24:21 PM »
How can you have a list of favorite white guys and leave off the Ginger Nightmare?  All he does is make tackles.  Did you see him let that KU back drag him for 8 yards tonight?  He's not selfish, he wanted the whole team in on it.

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Re: Favorite White Guy
« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2010, 10:25:31 PM »
I would still like to see Klein @ WR.  Dude is faster than I thought.

I didn't think he looked that fast. KUs defense is just slow as hell.

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Re: Favorite White Guy
« Reply #16 on: October 14, 2010, 10:31:32 PM »
Fast enough to go 50 yds.  That's pretty fast for how big he is.  Even Powell got ran down tonight and he is fast.

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Re: Favorite White Guy
« Reply #17 on: October 14, 2010, 10:32:24 PM »
It's not the Ginger Nightmare, it's the Ginga Assassin.

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Re: Favorite White Guy
« Reply #18 on: October 14, 2010, 10:35:34 PM »
I would still like to see Klein @ WR.  Dude is faster than I thought.

I didn't think he looked that fast. KUs defense is just slow as hell.


This. He didnt look that fast against NU. It's called context.

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Re: Favorite White Guy
« Reply #19 on: October 14, 2010, 10:50:00 PM »
Wilson is still my number one caste ksucat football player, but CCQ is def. moving up the ranks. 

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Re: Favorite White Guy
« Reply #20 on: October 14, 2010, 11:07:33 PM »
6'5" 240 lbs.  Yeah, he's pretty damn fast for a dude his size.  He never got into the open against Nubb.  It probably takes a dude that big to get his stride.  Would still be a big target to throw to.  Sort of a Dallas Clark type of TE maybe.

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Re: Favorite White Guy
« Reply #21 on: October 15, 2010, 09:15:14 AM »
Ruling:  Gingers are not white.

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Re: Favorite White Guy
« Reply #22 on: October 15, 2010, 09:19:13 AM »
Ruling:  Gingers are not white.

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Re: Favorite White Guy
« Reply #23 on: October 15, 2010, 09:21:33 AM »
I know his ideas totally suck, and he's pretty much incompetent, but this white guy tries his ass off even though he's an epic failure


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Re: Favorite White Guy
« Reply #24 on: October 15, 2010, 09:26:34 AM »
Don't ruin this.