If I had a nickle for everytime I socked a KU fan and got away with no punishment... True story- I was in downtown OKC one time, having a few beers with some bros. This fat, drunk, obnoxious KU fan see my badass elite KStateo hat and starts running his mouth. Blah, blah, Danny Manning, blah, blah, 1988, blah, blah, blah. Dude's got me backed into a metaphorical corner here so I just snap and bust a beer mug over his fat head. Dude drops like a fat blue rock. This cop comes running over and I start thinking: Maybe they don't hand out KU fan ass whooping amnesty in OK, I might actually get a ticket here. You know what that cop said to me? "Thank God, I was afraid I was gonna have to knock that SOB out myself!" And then we all laughed out loud for awhile.