"I'll tell you another thing they weren't very good at losing at: losing to Texas. They were so sore about that they decided to leave the conference."
"How great would it be if one of the three local teams beats Nebraska this year, and years later you're sitting in a sports bar watching a game, and some Husker pipes up, and you ask him how that last game worked out for them before they tucked their tail between their legs and ran to the Big 10."