Keep your rough ridin' heads on a swivel, because we are mere minutes away from our departure. We have two rules when our wheels hit I-70; 1) Keep it between the ditches, and 2) Do not let anyone pass us.
If you see a 1972, black, Chrysler Cordoba barreling at toward your rear-view at an alarming rate, remain calm….and under NO CIRCUMSTANCES MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH US!
You will be tempted to signal to us, we get that. However, doing so will jeopardize not only your own lives (eyes on the road, saftey first), but ours as well. We are traveling with three undocumented Guatemalan prostitutes, to whom we have promised complete anonymity. I'm not sure how familiar many of you are with the Guatemalan culture (Sys can attest), but violating this covenant will almost certainly result in one or more of us being stabbed.
