Author Topic: Advice for Bo Pelini (Read 2849 times)

Rage Against the McKee · « **on:** October 07, 2010, 10:35:36 AM »

Bo, seatbelts are for pussies.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #1 on:** October 07, 2010, 10:35:56 AM »

Bo, you don't really need to look both ways before crossing the street.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #2 on:** October 07, 2010, 10:36:50 AM »

Bo, you should really look into getting a pilot's license.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #3 on:** October 07, 2010, 10:37:50 AM »

Bo, it's not cancerous.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #4 on:** October 07, 2010, 10:38:16 AM »

Bo, the team bus would get warm a whole lot faster if you warmed it up in an enclosed garage.

EllToPay · « **Reply #5 on:** October 07, 2010, 10:39:00 AM »

Bo, it's ok to rape that college student. Most of your players are doing it anyway.

pike · « **Reply #6 on:** October 07, 2010, 10:40:13 AM »

Bo, watch out for dui check points tonight

MadCat · « **Reply #7 on:** October 07, 2010, 10:40:24 AM »

No, it doesn't look infected to me.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #8 on:** October 07, 2010, 10:40:51 AM »

Bo, rat poison really spices up chili, and it's only fatal to rats.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #9 on:** October 07, 2010, 10:42:39 AM »

Bo, when you approach a stoplight in Lincoln, red means go.

That's why everyone keeps saying go big red!

OK_Cat · « **Reply #10 on:** October 07, 2010, 10:44:12 AM »

Bo, we really are all laughing with you, not at you.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #11 on:** October 07, 2010, 10:45:05 AM »

Bo, only drinking a fifth of bourbon a night is for women and ku fans. Pick it up.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #12 on:** October 07, 2010, 10:46:32 AM »

Bo, if you shake it 3 times, you're not playing with it.

MadCat · « **Reply #13 on:** October 07, 2010, 10:48:11 AM »

Bo, yellow snow tastes like pineapple (or bananas if you don't like pineapple).

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #14 on:** October 07, 2010, 10:50:34 AM »

Bo, if you want to get that smell out, you are going to need to leave about 100 candles burning in your house at all times, even when you are not home.

RTB · « **Reply #15 on:** October 07, 2010, 10:50:57 AM »

Bo, always pee INTO the wind.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #16 on:** October 07, 2010, 10:53:43 AM »

Bo, that thing about "changing your underwear daily" is a lie.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #17 on:** October 07, 2010, 10:58:39 AM »

Bo, she's 18.

deputy dawg · « **Reply #18 on:** October 07, 2010, 11:05:37 AM »

Bo, when you're at your snake-handling church, the snakes with the pits between their eyes are the ones that don't bite.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #19 on:** October 07, 2010, 11:09:18 AM »

Bo, foaming at the mouth is normal.

MadCat · « **Reply #20 on:** October 07, 2010, 11:10:45 AM »

Bo, building your house on an Indian burial ground brings good luck.

doom · « **Reply #21 on:** October 07, 2010, 11:15:29 AM »

Bring some lube for your a-hole tonight.

bakerman · « **Reply #22 on:** October 07, 2010, 11:29:24 AM »

You've got to try Stuckey's new sushi platter!!

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #23 on:** October 07, 2010, 11:30:40 AM »

Bo, I would recommend eating at Kite's when you're in town.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #24 on:** October 07, 2010, 11:37:19 AM »

Bo, any time somebody says that they'll pay you $5 to eat something, they're going to think you're a complete pussy if you don't eat it.