DANIEL THOMAS IS OUR RUNNNNING BAA-AAACK
HE'S PROLLY GONNA WIN A HEISMAN
HE IS NOT A LITTLE TOOOOOOO-OOOOOOT
HE'S PROLLY GONNA PLAY ON SUNDAYS
YOU PROLLY SAYIN'
OHHH MY GOD
HE'S A JUCO
BUT HE PLAYED QB THERE-ER
BUT HE'S GONNA LOWER
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OH MYYYY-AYYYY GAWWWD